Walking down the street in Copenhagen

>walking down the street in Copenhagen
>find a Turkish pizzeria
>it smells really good and decide to eat there
>buy a fancy looking soda from Turkey
>see my pizza coming out of the oven
>looks really good
>the guy suddenly throws tons and tons of cabbage on top and thick tomato slices
>it ends up tasting like grass on bread
>the soda tastes like a shitty cocktail mixing drink
>eat and drink the whole thing anyway
>lie down and my stomach hurts
WTF I hate Turkey now

>eating turkish pizza
You got what you deserved m8

>>find a Turkish pizzeria
There's your problem.
Pizza is something that only Italy and Britain can do.

Thank Mudswedes for importing all these roaches to Scandinavia.

I feel you

turkish pizza 'lahmacun' is one of the worst nationwide foods I could think of

always go for chicken döner

>pizza
>turkish

see, there's the problem

I will next time, thanks Ahmed

your soda is really bad though

>and Britain
u wot m8

a pizza rolled up is called a turkish pizza here

aaahh you were almost right britcuck, you can only do kebab

>turkish pizzeria

wat?
Even in turkey its hard to find local pizzeria's. And the ones you find are usely hipster as fuck.
>turkish soda
what was it?Do we even have that many soda's?

could you post the soda? I am curious

Tamek lemon fruit drink

There are sushi resturants run by Greenlanders and Turkish resturants run by Italians here in Copenhagen

>and Britain

>fruit soft drink

You deserve it.

>and Britain

Calm down bean boy.

situation is similar here and additionally, most pizzerias are run by arabs or turks. they are known for baking shitty pizza, only italian and greek ones are good. their kebab is fine though.

Your fault for going to some shitty pizzeria if you wanted turkish food.

Your country is full of muslims, I'm sure you have plenty of acceptable and decent turkish restaurants. Actual restaurants, not kebab-shops.

Turkish food has a lot to offer and Iskender kebab is great.

>sushi
>turkish

What the fuck is wrong with alamancı's.
Only some young people like sushi here, never would have guessed we would be selling sushi at other cunts

>Tamek

Ew, thats super cheap shit my friend.

Suşiyi örnek olarak yazdı aptal orospu çocuğu bizimle ilişkilendirmedi ki amk okuma özürlüsü seni :D.

>amk
is this even a valid turkish word or a spelling mistake?

>supporting non-danish businesses

shameful dispray

amına koyim*


Heee şimdi tekrar okuyunca farkettim saol orospunun evladı :D
Ayrıca o en sona koyduğun noktayı alır senin götüne sokarım ipnetor. :D

I'm not even Danish to be honest familia

GET OUUUUTTT REEEEEEEEEEEE

Bwahaha döner

jeg er færing favæ

Fair nok så

>tfw local kosovo kebab-pizzeria, turkish kebab-pizzeria, arab kebab-pizzeria
>all make delicious kebab, pizza and kebabpizza
>never hungry

LAHMACUN IS NOT TURKISH PIZZA YOU FUCKE

t. kurd

the sign said "real turkish pizza"

i am turk lol they say its turkish pizza because its easy to remember that way for westerners its actual name is lahmacun

>cabbage on pizza

you sure it was turkish pizzeria, never ate pizza with cabbage on it in turkey.

kom hjem hvite mann

Its a short way of saying "amına koyayım".