>mom found the virtual cumbox
Mom found the virtual cumbox
Adrian Ward
Jaxson Reyes
>Mom found the cloveros wallpapers
Lucas Price
>mom demands you decrypt the mysterious 800GB file you put on her laptop's HDD or she'll delete it
>it's a backup of all your hentai because you're too cheap to buy your own backup drive
>let her delete it, never tell her what it was
>she assumes it was something even worse, like cheese pizza or gay porn (it wasn't, I removed all the futa)
Logan Ward
>mom instead calls police to have the hdd investigated for cheese pizza
>feds get involved
>your computer gets confiscated for investigation
Ayden Williams
>wife's son found the quarantined items
William Foster
>moms boyfriends girlfriend found the VR masterbatorium
Caleb Morris
>mom walks into room and asks what that smell is
>say I dont know
>Its fap
Parker Parker
>mommy deleted all my angry froggy pics
Alexander Morales
>mom wanted me for breeding again
Julian Stewart
>grandma brute-forced the veracrypt volume
Colton Richardson
>mom found the 1TB hentai HDD
>it wasn't encrypted
Camden Barnes
>mom tries to use laptop when I’m gone
>Linux
>1
>2
>34 ensues
Aaron Reyes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Julian Cooper
>mom finds the hacking file
Brayden Bennett
>mom found mods and scripts for full-VR erogames
>half of custom scenarios was modeled after her memories, because i thought i have stolen her Ghost Key while helping to update her software
>in the other half pc is receiver
>realize she purposefully shared her "near-miss" memories with me
James Evans
>mom found the quantum computer conversion executable.
Tyler Perry
> mom finds hacking.cmd
> it just runs tree
> she calls FBI niggers anyway
> v&
> have to shitpost during my 1 hour out of solitary
Tyler Ramirez
i feel futa is super hetero if she doesn't have balls.
ball futas are gay, and no pussy futas are just trannys
Noah Cook
Futa is only straight if the futa is fucking a regular woman. Otherwise, it's pretty much a replacement for yaoi, where the guy is just a "girl" with a penis.
Gavin Lee
>mom found the custom finger box
>inserts her unwashed finger
>now have to feel her grease
Brayden Sanders
>mom saw the paper i published on KK-Fredholm operators in symplectic geometry as formalisms for modeling highly concurrent parallel systems
>she thinks i'm obsessed with K-cohomology