>mom found the virtual cumbox
Mom found the virtual cumbox
>Mom found the cloveros wallpapers
>mom demands you decrypt the mysterious 800GB file you put on her laptop's HDD or she'll delete it
>it's a backup of all your hentai because you're too cheap to buy your own backup drive
>let her delete it, never tell her what it was
>she assumes it was something even worse, like cheese pizza or gay porn (it wasn't, I removed all the futa)
>mom instead calls police to have the hdd investigated for cheese pizza
>feds get involved
>your computer gets confiscated for investigation
>wife's son found the quarantined items
>moms boyfriends girlfriend found the VR masterbatorium
>mom walks into room and asks what that smell is
>say I dont know
>Its fap
>mommy deleted all my angry froggy pics
>mom wanted me for breeding again
>grandma brute-forced the veracrypt volume
>mom found the 1TB hentai HDD
>it wasn't encrypted
>mom tries to use laptop when I’m gone
>Linux
>1
>2
>34 ensues
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>mom finds the hacking file
>mom found mods and scripts for full-VR erogames
>half of custom scenarios was modeled after her memories, because i thought i have stolen her Ghost Key while helping to update her software
>in the other half pc is receiver
>realize she purposefully shared her "near-miss" memories with me
>mom found the quantum computer conversion executable.
> mom finds hacking.cmd
> it just runs tree
> she calls FBI niggers anyway
> v&
> have to shitpost during my 1 hour out of solitary
i feel futa is super hetero if she doesn't have balls.
ball futas are gay, and no pussy futas are just trannys
Futa is only straight if the futa is fucking a regular woman. Otherwise, it's pretty much a replacement for yaoi, where the guy is just a "girl" with a penis.
>mom found the custom finger box
>inserts her unwashed finger
>now have to feel her grease
>mom saw the paper i published on KK-Fredholm operators in symplectic geometry as formalisms for modeling highly concurrent parallel systems
>she thinks i'm obsessed with K-cohomology