1) country

1) country
2) when is the last time you had sex

burger
last friday

A month ago

3 years ago, feelsbadman

Ireland
The 22nd of this month.

brazil
never

never

never

my niggas

do blowjobs count? never went further than that.

6 months ago. I decided the neckbeard life was more fitting for me.


Leaving all you faggots behind.

Hybrid neckbeard masterrace.

>do blowjobs count?
nope

Pineapple
9 months ago

...

fuck off normies

i don't think so
i blew a friend when i was 14, so...

Gay or grill?

gay

...

who /becoming gay from sexual frustration/ here

turning gay ain't gonna help
some of us are just destined to be foreveer virgin

I consider myself 100% straight, but I have fantasy of sucking and getting sucked in a gay gloryhole

>tfw already am
>tfw still kissless virgin
being gay doesnt solve shit

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>i fantasize about about sucking cocks and getting my cock sucked by other men but i am 100% straight

hot

he's procedurally straight

I haven´t even have it off at the first time.

Do you think you would act on those fantasies if a chance presented itself?

TBA

>tfw when you will never get your dick sucked through a hole by a 100% straight Dane

6 months ago with a 4/10 girl at some party.

My previous life. Maybe.

I don't believe it

>flag
>almost two weeks ago

What does a 4/10 girl looks like in your cunt?

...

two hours ago

I got some news for you, fjord, and that news is "you are gay"

I would tbqh

Flag
Mid-July

Today it will be 20 days ago. Tomorrow night will be 0 days if the fucking slut awnsers to my message.

Flag
In the end of June

But, i'm gonna get laid this tuesday tho. Got a tinder chick coming over. We've already met for coffee and everything is smooth.

Gonna make her some lasagna.

"Turning gay" worked for me when I was an insecure teenager. Didn't like it and never touched a dude for anything beyond a handshake though.

Germany
26 year old kissless virgin

Yesterday.
Pretty sure I will have to have sex later even so I would rather sleep.
>tfw nymphomaniac gf

Over a year. Probably closer to two years. I barely even get horny anymore though. I don't even really care about sex, but the fact that I don't care about sex is depressing.

you will suffer

wtf man i am 19 and in muslim country and i kissed a girl. must be your looks

with a man.. a month ago
with a whore.. 3 months ago
with a real grill.. 3 years ago
>mfw

We a /normie/ board now.

Yeah, funny thing is I'm black and I have money. The 'lust for bbc' meme really only applies in the ghetto

Fucking pwned.

Brazil
Never. I fucked my male cousin in the ass a few times, but i would rather forget those times.

underrated post

I just have a girlfriend.
Sex, sex, sex.

you don't need to be a normie to be desperate enough to hire a prostitute.

Never...
Nor do I have friends
Every day I'm alone

Was it at least a trap?

i am pwned??

Stfu with your special snowflake bullshit and fuck off back to /r9k/

You too bitch boy

i-is it big?

Robots ain't brave enough to hire one. Most also shield the small amount of pride they have with meaningless sentences like "I would never fall so low".

Faggot

sexual frustatrion doesn't make you gay, it makes you more pedo

he was wearing a dress if that's what you mean, yes. he was also about 60.

lmao

What's ur postcode nd post pics 2nite might be ur lucky nite.

You can try to keep this normie meme going for as long you want. But don't forget you're sharing a board with psychos, serial killers, pedophiles and scatphiles.

I don't believe you.

I can't compare but if bbc pornos are to be believed, then not really

lel

nice one lad

Porno in general is not representative of normal dicks, man.

even on a chinese cartoon forum I'm not sure anybody would make that up :3

Post pics of his boipussy

Actually... no.
I have had more sex than probably anyone in this thread/board/maybe site. But is took quite some time to start of.
Why do people think you automatically get some action just by not being full blown autist/an abomination to look at?
>be on boys only school
>never learn to speak with women
>ignore all the neighbour girls because playing football with the boys is more fun
>friends from boy school also don't care too much about girls
>in the end literally no girls in my friend circle (so no female friends of them I could get)
>still go out a lot, but just to drink with the mates, cinema, concerts etc. etc.

This way I had barely any contact with girls for quite some time. Even so I am normally looking, kinda smart, from a good family...
Girls just don't approach you out of nowhere unless you are damn beautiful or rich.

didn't take any pictures of his OAPucci I'm afraid.
been bi forever basically, not sure whether mostly gay or mostly straight as I legitimately enjoy both, depends which way the wind is blowing. I really like sissys/traps though, kind of the best of both worlds.

>t. microdick

Never. I'm pure as snow.

Cute. Wanna fuck?

flag
last april, first and last, sex is overated

I'm no porn star but I wouldn't say microdick. Your mom thought it was big enough.

...

>That is a six here

pls kill me

Bosnia
never

Does any of you guys have problem with being separated from your porn?
Like,does it almost physically hurt when you're away from it and it's the only thing you can think about when you're at work/school/uni/whatever and you can hardly wait to get home to be reunited with it?

Canada.
Ten years ago.

No.

...

Just fuck the Yankee already, bud.

I won't judge ya.

few weeks ago, casual sex is pretty easy here, just need to look good and doesn't matter if you're autistic

yes

The smell...

>implying you wouldn't lick that milf's sweaty stinky armpits after a hot ride on the bus

SWEDEN
YES

9 days ago

I haven't yet, because I am a lazy cunt

never

burger
19 y/o kissless virgin. i really dont know how to make it happen without getting a gf, and i dont want a gf. like im fairly attractive and there are girls who are into me, but i only occasionally get invited to parties and when i do i almost never get the chance to even try to have a one night stand. idk how my normie friends do it, they constantly talk about sex and stuff but when i hang out with them they always end the night as sexless as me.