We don't exist

We don't exist

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hello Guaraní

Being so obscure is a good way to remain uncucked.

irrelevant countries brotherhood

Jesus Christ i thought i was the only one.

RARE
A
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Hay muchísimos paraguayos en Sup Forums y /tg/

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se dice paraguayo o paraguasho en tu pais?

>irrelevant
>being the colonial power over france

You what please?

We're rare af, i never found anyone in here.

Do my country belong to your brotherhood?.

No, you're with the cul kidz

pablo escobar pls

Excuse me Osama.

>Osama
rude, at least pablo was kool

No he wasn't

Hi :3

fag

sorry m8, netflix says otherwise

Why bully?

You guys export your shitty music here, other than that you're ok.

Well that's not our fault. If people there like it...

soooo what is your country about? Like do you have cool historical shit, or do you export anything particularly interesting or profitable?

Not really, we're known for pirating shit so yeah, and maybe some pretty average looking places.

You people bullied us first.

Nope.

Genocide

You would've been relevant if your retarded wannabe Napoleon didn't declare war on Brazil and Argentina and fuck up your country forever

Hello flagbro

yo a cada rato veo como 3 en /lat/ y en otros hilos

Never happened.

Kiddie killers

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We are many here you stupid bolivian

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>tfw english-speaking common flag country
I want a more interesting fleg

Argentinian cucks.

I'd like to live there but it's a third world country.

Ay no das verguenza ajena boludo
Sali ahora antes que tengamos que llamar a Karai Guasu y ye eche a palos de aca

why in all hells would you want to live here

Teach me Guarani.

es solo para guayes

Vos nos sos el mismo gil en los generales del mercosur en Sup Forums? Vos cada rato te quejas de este pais.
Negro boliviano sidoso mudate a kurepilandia si tanto no re gusta este pais
Suicidate gil

When will Brazil and Argentina pay reparations to Paraguay? They committed literal genocide.

Never hapened.

No soy el mismo, pero boludo date cuenta.
Practicamente todo esta jodido aca.

ok listen everyone, OP is known as the """grandpa""", he's a regular shitposter in /lat/

>he is 78 years old
>lives off welfare in a wood cabin in the Paraguayan jungle
>drives a renault 12
>often forgets to take his pills, starts talking nonsense and making up alternate personalities
>recently said he started using a breating machine, probably in his last days (press F)

please be respectful to the grandpa. thanks for listening.-

F

Cause it's hot, cheap and there's a lot of space.

Entonces para que haces este hilo? Para llamar la atencion?
Andate a /lat/ ponete un trip(si aseguras sos gil) y conversamos de la situacion politica en el pais
Ahora por favor ayudanos a nosotros los colorados y tio Cartes para dar una imagen utopica del pais para atraer arios a este pais

>literal genocide
Even though I cannot feel but sadness and a sense of solidarity at the current state of Paraguay, I disagree with the notion that it was genocide. By all accounts, it was a war that the Paraguayans themselves started. You cannot really compare it to the Holocaust, or the Holodomor, or the Armenian Genocide, or the Assyrian Genocide, or any genocide in history really, as it was an armed conflict between sovereign states. Using your logic, you may as well say that every country in both World Wars committed genocide, as they also killed thousands of people.

Ay no ya empezaron las discusiones serias
Me quiero matar no nos merecemos este hilo

>guarani nazi

wew

Boludo, cortate. Nuestro presidente es un narcotraficante derechista y mas corrupto que la verga.

Next time you'll win!
Protip: You'll need a Belgium

anivé che motî

paraguasho dice la competencia, nosotros "hablamo bien"

ola ke ase

>la competencia
quien?

>ola ke ase
Boludo no.

me llamabas?

plenty of reparations were sent by Argentina (... and misspent). we're cool

cala a boca preto

me faça, indio.

ola ke ase

los argentinos (y uruguashos)

é simples, só na palavra nem precisa ir pra marra:
1) você é negro, sujo e feio
2) você nunca viu buceta que não fosse digital
3) seu pais é o Planeta dos Macacos e todo mundo sabe inclusive sua mãe e seu pai, só você tem vontade de defender a porra do seu país

AGUANTE LOS NARCOS Y LA DERECHA VIEJA NO ME IMPORTA NADAAAA
los campesinos son el cáncer de este pais
Vos Y todos los luguistas van a querer matarsw cuando Cartes sea reelegido

vocaroo something lewd in guarani please

>2) você nunca viu buceta que não fosse digital
Kkkkkkkkkk boa cara

No seriously, why the fuck do you speak guarameme for?

O mesmo vale pra voce.

Lugo es cancer. Pero la realidad es que la juventud esta siendo predominantemente izquierdista.

não pelos seguintes motivos:
1) eu sou belo, gostoso e torrado pelo sol
2) ja vi, comi e enjoei
3) eu não estou defendendo nada, só estou atacando você por ser burro

We don't really, only indias/old people/ples do.

>negro
>porque mentir na internet?
>""""""""""""""banter"""""""""""""" Paraguaio

se mata.

>paraguy so cucked by brazil they speak portuguese now
wew

t. Joel Echeverria. Estudiante de psicologia en la UNA

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If we don't speak several languages, we're doomed to be fucked.

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soy políglota po :D sabi como es la wea, a los cabros hay que hablarles para que entiendan las weadas

it's our Landesidentität
if we didn't have guaraní we'd be another Tucumán or i dunno

minha empresa me obriga a falar Português
O este e lugar do brasiguiaos

Saliendo del tema. Como es la carrera ahi? Buena o?

10 outta 10 chilean lingo
Estoy orgulloso

Yo vivo a 3 cuadras de ahi
La cagada es que esta unido con el centro paraguayo brasilero (CEPB) y sus espacios tienden a see muy chicos

Si pero, las materias, que tal? Busco entrar ahi, y ni idea.

y me salió mal encima
a los cabros brutos*
estaba viendo mucho La Chúcara estos días

No decimos mucho bruto normalmente así que está bien

hola pendeho

Estan bien es la UNA basicamente
Pero si no te vas ahi para ser psicologo vas a terminar muerto de hambre

>we don´t exist
im afraid you do

ola ke ase

ah buenísimo entonces

yo te respondo porque estaba en la onda pero dejé
son 11 semestres y llevan como 7 a 10 materias cada uno. está lleno de minas lindas y los de Filosofía venden porro al lado

nice coastline brah, you're like serbia of south america lolmao

Love your national anthem.
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ahahaha...

wazzaaaaaaaa

Jebacu ti sunce iz neba

WAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

a la mierda, ya estamos Mercosur completo falta Vergüenzuela nomás

maduro no los debe dejar entrar a Sup Forums

Cuantos años para recibirte de psicologa?

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Tfw this Paraguayan poster is probably a Spanish English Portuguese Guarani polyglot

Hi