Press back

>press back
>page reloads

>Press alt+left
>page reloads

>not clicking on thread with ctrl held down

just click with the wheel

>accidentally click something
>backspace
>this session has expired

>press spacebar
>browser scrolls page below video

>hit enter\

the worst thing is pages that wait about 30 seconds or a minute, then pop up a box while you're in the middle of reading, usually some total bullshit like 'sign up for our spam newsletter'

>what is middle click

>click button, miss it's label
>doesn't do anything

>pressback button
>mini window telling you are sure
>doesn't actually let me leave the site
There has got to be a script for removing this malicious encounter

>Type in wrong password to often
>"You will receive a reset code per p o s t.
Try to beat that one.

>Move cursor to tabs
>WAIT! DON'T LEAVE YET! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR NEWSLETTER NAOOOOO!

>press back
>tab closes

FIX WEB VIEW ALREADY GOOGLE FUCK

>Click Link
>Press back
>Page scrolls back to top

YOUTUBE

you told me a two button mouse was all i needed and anything else was gamer garbage

>mouse
gamer garbage

>press back
>"Data needs to be sent again"

>press alt+right
>get arrested for hate speech

This

Why do websites even want you to sign up for their newsletter?

10/10

>download virus
>virus refuses to load
REEEEEEEE

is this how soyboy will smile when they will be old and toothless?
It makes me not want children, because the mere sight will traumatize them

It's a good meme against the signature numale "mouth wide open waiting for BBC" smile