Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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I am on a worldwide tour, on a quest for finding a conservative and virgin woman younger than 30 to fall in love, have a traditional marriage and kids with. Where can I find this in Japan?

zitto animale.

幻想郷

1ヶ月体鍛えた結果めちゃくちゃ筋肉ついた

i hate all immigrant. i want sakoku for people.


>conservative and virgin woman younger than30
単なる旅行じゃまず無理。
六本木で外人ハンターにハントされて来い。

It would be nice if I this was translated to English. Please?

Dunno these niggers replied to me in Japanese and smth about fintan so I just spewed shit at them

また出島でオランダ、中国のみと取引すんの?
輸入品がすげー高くなりそうだな。
そういや、出島のあたりで最近火事があったね。

I said the 'the land of illusions', and the nip said that it's impossible to do during a simple trip, and that you should go to Roppongi and be hunted by gaijin hunters.
Why are you here?

ウンコ食え

>11%

No fucking idea I am babysitting a drunk fag atm and I am bored so I am shitposting on multiple chans

Painu vittuun senkin läski ali ihminen mul lens japanit pönttöön eilen

how accurate is this

youtube.com/watch?v=GM5BFgwiADY

>pönttöön
i have a feeling i know the meaning of this word

It has something to do with a toilet :^}

ヘボい英作文を作成している間に翻訳されてたw

こんにちは。

>senkin läski
デブじゃないもん…(´・ω・`)

毎日毎日
ごめん (´・ω・`)

Mene armeijaan sitten vitun hikke

how do you people kneel like this when It hurts your ankles so much? are you insensitive to it after doing it for a while
I always see the cute girls in the mangas do it and I got curious

いやいや、勉強になりましたよ、ありがとう。
こんにちは。アミーゴ

Our army is so advanced that they have no position for untrained hikki.

Keep telling yourself that

I don't know what you mean.

zitto animale

輸入品が高くなると輸入がさらに廃れて万々歳だな

sitting like that doesn't hurt my ankles, but rather my fucking knees when i try to go all the way down
i guess doing your whole life breaks your legs in such a way that make you able to tolerate the pain and be a proper japanese person
そうか、よかったな
何か聞きたいことがありますか?

I can't do that, but can do Slav squats. I guess it's how your muscles are broken in growing up.

>BUGGED OUT EDOMITE CAVE BITCH GETS CONDEMNED

love that video

My legs are getting numb,
when I do it long time.

>PUNK GOOK GETS MAD HE IS A MONGOLOID

lmaoo

Buenos días, tomodachi.
よい一日を!

i'm not sure i understand
i just did this without any problem. does this make me a cute anime girl

What is Weblio? A Japanese girl in one my classes was looking at it

このゲームなんなん?(´・ω・`)

>何か聞きたいことがありますか?
を添削してもらえると嬉しい。
「長時間、正座をすると、足が痺れてくる」
って書きたかったんだ。

online dictionary

Gracias
>よい一日を!
君もね。

no just a faggot

yes

つい先ほどスマートフォンを初めて買った

>「長時間、正座をすると、足が痺れてくる」
When I sit in seiza for a long time, my legs get numb.

>My legs are getting numb,when I do it long time.
My legs get numb, when I do it for a long time.

通じたんだけど

おー、ありがとうございます。
正座はseizaでいいのか。
文章を組み立てたり、適切な前置詞を選んだりは、難しいなあ。

I want to fuck your お母さん in your 寝室 with a 傘.

Ausfag here
I'm in Kyoto for a week and have no idea about Japanese culture.
Can anyone tell me some do's and don'ts while here?

Don't shout in public and don't do any phone call if you're on the train. That's all.

とんでもないよ
正座は日本的なことだから翻訳されたら「kneeling with the tops of the feet flat on the floor, and sitting on the soles」になるから「seiza」でいい
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seiza

僕も何の助詞を使えばいいのかなとよく思うよ
外国語って難しいもんだな

I'd say it doesn't matter what you do because you're only gonna be there for a few days and who cares lmao
don't do what you normally wouldn't do
do what you normally would do
worked for me
oh, and put the money in the fucking tray they dont want to touch your filthy gaijin hands

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>put the money in the fucking tray they dont want to touch your filthy gaijin hands
Sometimes I forget to put the money in the tray. Same with the credit card and the pointo cado.

Hand it to them with both arms fully outstretched whilst your head is bowed and you're staring at your feet between your elbows.

first time i went into a store i was like what the fuck is the tray for
then i tried to give the guy the money and he grabbed it and put it in the tray
never handed it to them afterwards ever again
my brother though kept shoving the money in their hands though
i like it its a nice custom, you dont have to wait for the guy/gal to accept your money
it was very handy now i think back on it

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>正座は日本的なこと
なるほど、納得。
それにしても、直訳するとすごい長文だw
確かに助詞は難しいね。
でも、君は上手く使いこなしてるように見えるけどね。

かわいいよ
JAV#あるか

なんだこの見てると恥ずかしくなってくるショボイ作りのモノポリーは

I feel so broken up right now.

Should I pursue a degree in business/marketing with a focus on Japan/Japanese?

I was in japan for 3 months and I fucking loved it, I honestly want to live there, wife is also Japanese.

Currently studying Forestry, and I'm at a crossroads because I will transfer soon. Would I be foolish to pursue this Japan gig? Will I end up being homeless or working some minimum wage job because a business/marketing degree is absolutely worthless?

help me

I've trying to read English Book as hardly even I don't know any grammar and vocabulary though.
But I've believed that if I do to read English Book over and over, maybe I'll can be read English Books, fluently.
おちんちんかゆいですね

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>wife is also Japanese
You could have a japanese citizenship. You could study something more "international", something related to design or programming. You don't need to speak japanese to create a website.

youtube.com/watch?v=_2QEiGQVAjk

シングルマザーは強姦魔を育てるだけということがまた証明されてしまった

>But I've believed that if I do to read English Book over and over, maybe I'll can be read English Books, fluently.
That's a great attitude. Do what you know to be right and you will succeed. Also, what book is it?

>おちんちんかゆいですね
掻いたらどうですか

I did web and graphic for a while
do not listen to the lies, web/graphic is the worst job in the fucking world

>customers are functionally retarded
>customers do not want to pay
example
>website will take x hours
>"okay"
>website done, it took x hours
>"hurr u were fucking around im only playing for x hours -25%"
>repeat for LITERALLY every single job you do, you have to haggle just to get paid for your shit

"no"

I love interacting with people, I love the idea of business, I love the game of it. Working alone is absolutely awful, I'm too good at working people to do that.

>do not listen to the lies
Too late, I've been into that for 2 years.
I do my job but sometimes I want to make fast money, so I sell shitty templates online. Someone wants a website, I literally sell them a template made with bootstrap. The website is responsive, and I charge them for it.

Thank you for your kind comment. I'm so glad.
I have read the graded reader for English learner and I just read the book right now.
I have collect these books in used book store because I haven't money.

You could download some books and read them on your phone.

>直訳
まあ、直訳ではなく記述かな
直訳なら「proper sitting]
でもそれを言うと誰でもは何か言ってるか分からないから「seiza」の方がいい
>上手く使いこなしてるように見える
僕がそう思わないんだけどありがとう

写真をください
レベル見たい

Who cares what the do's and don'ts are, you're only there for a week you're not like working there, just go spit on the street, shout, talk loudly, ect.

How can I read them?

>graded reader for English learner
That's awesome. We're rooting for you in your language-learning adventure!

youtube.com/watch?v=z8XavDkdsto


Is this girl considered qt in Japan?

Please wait for a minute.

She is in the US.

Download a pdf or epub of the book, read the book with UB Reader, WPS Office or some other app to read pdf/epub.
The easiest way is to download the books on your computer and copy them to your cell phone.

ugly
not super ugly, but ugly

Yes but I am asking if she is considered a qt in Japan

This. I have also other books.
These books are little bit difficult for me.

>sweater sleeves past wrists
automatic qt

Interesting I think she looks quite cute, maybe 7.5/10

Ugly to me is 6 or under

Thank you very much.
I'm so glad(≧∇≦)

Thanks for your information.
It is very helpful for me.

It's not even interesting, it only tells you have yellow fever.

I have a japanese gf and in december or january I go back to eat her out. You can ask me anything.

Children from the past seems very difficult.
Orion and Artemis is a lot less difficult.
The last book with the Mr. Williams story is very simple, obviously.

If you could easily read 'Children from the past', I think you would be near native level.

makes me think you're gay desu senpai

can u get me one

I don't think so. If I did I would never see ugly ones, but I see a lot of ugly Japanese girls when I go to Japan. I just think most are qt

>tfw no Finnish boipucci

Yes, ROCKAHOLIC is full of drunk girls. I could find one for you in that bar.

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>ugly to me is 6 or under
>ugly to me is 6
>literally above average
Why are there so many retards who don't know how this fucking scale works

i don't fall in love with her, but she can be my gf

良かったな

I finished read the Orion and Artem just now. Children from the past is yet. I'll try it from now.

I think he is a otaku who has never got gf.

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Is JET worth it for someone with no Japanese but with a Master's Degree? I can either do that or stay in the US and work on my PhD

Can you see his flag?
It's not surprising

I've seen a couple videos about this subject before, and I don't understand why the foreigner always acts like that's some unique Japanese thing.

>Don't you think if you ate your friends cookies and said "ugh these taste like dirt, these are gross" they would appreciate your honesty?
He knows full well that even in western countries a lot of people would think he's a dick for being that up front.
There's certain ways of saying it that are acceptable and certain ways that aren't. We either lie and say the cookies are good, or we try to tell them they're bad as politely and constructively as possible.
More like:
>These aren't bad, but could probably be a little sweeter
or something like that.

6 is a failing grade

get the phd and use that time to learn japanese
then use the phd and the japanese skill youve acquired to get an actual jap instead of being a fucking JETslave
Did you understand Orion and Artemis?

no it isnt lol
on a scale of 1-10, there are 9 points you can get
so a fail is anything below a 5.5 you goddamn retard