This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan. Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
I am on a worldwide tour, on a quest for finding a conservative and virgin woman younger than 30 to fall in love, have a traditional marriage and kids with. Where can I find this in Japan?
Kayden Turner
zitto animale.
Matthew Hernandez
乙
幻想郷
Bentley Green
1ヶ月体鍛えた結果めちゃくちゃ筋肉ついた
Jayden Edwards
i hate all immigrant. i want sakoku for people.
Nicholas Jones
乙 >conservative and virgin woman younger than30 単なる旅行じゃまず無理。 六本木で外人ハンターにハントされて来い。
Nicholas Price
It would be nice if I this was translated to English. Please?
Ryder Hall
Dunno these niggers replied to me in Japanese and smth about fintan so I just spewed shit at them
I said the 'the land of illusions', and the nip said that it's impossible to do during a simple trip, and that you should go to Roppongi and be hunted by gaijin hunters. Why are you here?
Caleb Evans
ウンコ食え
Daniel Gutierrez
>11%
Levi Collins
No fucking idea I am babysitting a drunk fag atm and I am bored so I am shitposting on multiple chans
Painu vittuun senkin läski ali ihminen mul lens japanit pönttöön eilen
>pönttöön i have a feeling i know the meaning of this word
Daniel Lee
It has something to do with a toilet :^}
Ethan Fisher
ヘボい英作文を作成している間に翻訳されてたw
Elijah Barnes
こんにちは。
Ian Adams
>senkin läski デブじゃないもん…(´・ω・`)
Wyatt James
毎日毎日 ごめん (´・ω・`)
Lincoln Jenkins
Mene armeijaan sitten vitun hikke
Parker Torres
how do you people kneel like this when It hurts your ankles so much? are you insensitive to it after doing it for a while I always see the cute girls in the mangas do it and I got curious
Christopher Baker
いやいや、勉強になりましたよ、ありがとう。 こんにちは。アミーゴ
Eli Brown
Our army is so advanced that they have no position for untrained hikki.
Carson Gray
Keep telling yourself that
Jason Stewart
I don't know what you mean.
Matthew Cook
zitto animale
Wyatt Flores
輸入品が高くなると輸入がさらに廃れて万々歳だな
Liam Morales
sitting like that doesn't hurt my ankles, but rather my fucking knees when i try to go all the way down i guess doing your whole life breaks your legs in such a way that make you able to tolerate the pain and be a proper japanese person そうか、よかったな 何か聞きたいことがありますか?
Kayden Scott
I can't do that, but can do Slav squats. I guess it's how your muscles are broken in growing up.
Wyatt Nguyen
>BUGGED OUT EDOMITE CAVE BITCH GETS CONDEMNED
love that video
Gabriel Murphy
My legs are getting numb, when I do it long time.
Logan Wilson
>PUNK GOOK GETS MAD HE IS A MONGOLOID
lmaoo
Brayden James
Buenos días, tomodachi. よい一日を!
Lincoln Sanders
i'm not sure i understand i just did this without any problem. does this make me a cute anime girl
Caleb Martinez
What is Weblio? A Japanese girl in one my classes was looking at it
Ausfag here I'm in Kyoto for a week and have no idea about Japanese culture. Can anyone tell me some do's and don'ts while here?
Brandon Jones
Don't shout in public and don't do any phone call if you're on the train. That's all.
Nathan Foster
とんでもないよ 正座は日本的なことだから翻訳されたら「kneeling with the tops of the feet flat on the floor, and sitting on the soles」になるから「seiza」でいい en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seiza
僕も何の助詞を使えばいいのかなとよく思うよ 外国語って難しいもんだな
I'd say it doesn't matter what you do because you're only gonna be there for a few days and who cares lmao don't do what you normally wouldn't do do what you normally would do worked for me oh, and put the money in the fucking tray they dont want to touch your filthy gaijin hands
Robert Parker
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Tyler Lopez
>put the money in the fucking tray they dont want to touch your filthy gaijin hands Sometimes I forget to put the money in the tray. Same with the credit card and the pointo cado.
Chase Peterson
Hand it to them with both arms fully outstretched whilst your head is bowed and you're staring at your feet between your elbows.
Adrian Carter
first time i went into a store i was like what the fuck is the tray for then i tried to give the guy the money and he grabbed it and put it in the tray never handed it to them afterwards ever again my brother though kept shoving the money in their hands though i like it its a nice custom, you dont have to wait for the guy/gal to accept your money it was very handy now i think back on it
Should I pursue a degree in business/marketing with a focus on Japan/Japanese?
I was in japan for 3 months and I fucking loved it, I honestly want to live there, wife is also Japanese.
Currently studying Forestry, and I'm at a crossroads because I will transfer soon. Would I be foolish to pursue this Japan gig? Will I end up being homeless or working some minimum wage job because a business/marketing degree is absolutely worthless?
help me
Nathaniel Baker
I've trying to read English Book as hardly even I don't know any grammar and vocabulary though. But I've believed that if I do to read English Book over and over, maybe I'll can be read English Books, fluently. おちんちんかゆいですね
Jace Gray
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Anthony Turner
>wife is also Japanese You could have a japanese citizenship. You could study something more "international", something related to design or programming. You don't need to speak japanese to create a website.
>But I've believed that if I do to read English Book over and over, maybe I'll can be read English Books, fluently. That's a great attitude. Do what you know to be right and you will succeed. Also, what book is it?
>おちんちんかゆいですね 掻いたらどうですか
Andrew Williams
I did web and graphic for a while do not listen to the lies, web/graphic is the worst job in the fucking world
>customers are functionally retarded >customers do not want to pay example >website will take x hours >"okay" >website done, it took x hours >"hurr u were fucking around im only playing for x hours -25%" >repeat for LITERALLY every single job you do, you have to haggle just to get paid for your shit
"no"
I love interacting with people, I love the idea of business, I love the game of it. Working alone is absolutely awful, I'm too good at working people to do that.
Cameron Perez
>do not listen to the lies Too late, I've been into that for 2 years. I do my job but sometimes I want to make fast money, so I sell shitty templates online. Someone wants a website, I literally sell them a template made with bootstrap. The website is responsive, and I charge them for it.
Carson Martin
Thank you for your kind comment. I'm so glad. I have read the graded reader for English learner and I just read the book right now. I have collect these books in used book store because I haven't money.
Jaxson Howard
You could download some books and read them on your phone.
Who cares what the do's and don'ts are, you're only there for a week you're not like working there, just go spit on the street, shout, talk loudly, ect.
Alexander Hall
How can I read them?
Jackson Gray
>graded reader for English learner That's awesome. We're rooting for you in your language-learning adventure!
Download a pdf or epub of the book, read the book with UB Reader, WPS Office or some other app to read pdf/epub. The easiest way is to download the books on your computer and copy them to your cell phone.
Benjamin Ward
ugly not super ugly, but ugly
Ayden Harris
Yes but I am asking if she is considered a qt in Japan
Nathan Rogers
This. I have also other books. These books are little bit difficult for me.
Bentley Phillips
>sweater sleeves past wrists automatic qt
Caleb Wood
Interesting I think she looks quite cute, maybe 7.5/10
Ugly to me is 6 or under
Christian Sanchez
Thank you very much. I'm so glad(≧∇≦)
Thanks for your information. It is very helpful for me.
Hunter Lewis
It's not even interesting, it only tells you have yellow fever.
James Gray
I have a japanese gf and in december or january I go back to eat her out. You can ask me anything.
Joshua Johnson
Children from the past seems very difficult. Orion and Artemis is a lot less difficult. The last book with the Mr. Williams story is very simple, obviously.
If you could easily read 'Children from the past', I think you would be near native level.
makes me think you're gay desu senpai
can u get me one
Logan Hill
I don't think so. If I did I would never see ugly ones, but I see a lot of ugly Japanese girls when I go to Japan. I just think most are qt
Benjamin Bailey
>tfw no Finnish boipucci
Landon Richardson
Yes, ROCKAHOLIC is full of drunk girls. I could find one for you in that bar.
Cameron Ross
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Nolan Gomez
>ugly to me is 6 or under >ugly to me is 6 >literally above average Why are there so many retards who don't know how this fucking scale works
Aiden Gomez
i don't fall in love with her, but she can be my gf
Aaron James
良かったな
Luis Young
I finished read the Orion and Artem just now. Children from the past is yet. I'll try it from now.
William Kelly
I think he is a otaku who has never got gf.
Zachary Torres
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Bentley Bailey
Is JET worth it for someone with no Japanese but with a Master's Degree? I can either do that or stay in the US and work on my PhD
Cooper Green
Can you see his flag? It's not surprising
Sebastian Carter
I've seen a couple videos about this subject before, and I don't understand why the foreigner always acts like that's some unique Japanese thing.
>Don't you think if you ate your friends cookies and said "ugh these taste like dirt, these are gross" they would appreciate your honesty? He knows full well that even in western countries a lot of people would think he's a dick for being that up front. There's certain ways of saying it that are acceptable and certain ways that aren't. We either lie and say the cookies are good, or we try to tell them they're bad as politely and constructively as possible. More like: >These aren't bad, but could probably be a little sweeter or something like that.
Juan Price
6 is a failing grade
Nicholas Carter
get the phd and use that time to learn japanese then use the phd and the japanese skill youve acquired to get an actual jap instead of being a fucking JETslave Did you understand Orion and Artemis?
no it isnt lol on a scale of 1-10, there are 9 points you can get so a fail is anything below a 5.5 you goddamn retard