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all in the family edition

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*wakes up*

Ah yes, sun.

ugandan first post guarantees good thread

OH YES I'M A YANK EVERYONE WANTS ME TO MAKE A FUCKING NEW EDITION DON'T THEY I'M SO FUCKING FUNNY 'LADS' HAHA DO I FIT IN YET DO I FIT IN YET

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thailad is a disgusting nonce

mate i'm 1/18th english, you've got the wrong guy

it's my heritage

the weirdest part of that photo is the fact that the grandma is supposed to be 29. she legit looks mid 40's

hahaha wow what an odd thread i dont know what anyone is talking about maybe i can change the conversation to something i'd prefer

she's british haha

How much does a bag of bobbish go for in the UK?

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>especially with this sort of speech

europe is dead

Did anyone watch back in time for dinner? Comfy show with a comfy family.

>especially with this sort of speech

Liberalism is a tribe of masturbatory middle-class moralists

why do Brits and Australians have such annoying accents

*kicks all yanks in the teeth with my RM Williams boots*

64003812
why are you here

I read in the Guiness book of records that the world record is an african girl, grandmother at 18.

why do yanks call profiteroles cream puffs
(the reason i'm asking in this thread and not the designated american thread (/cum/, as it's called) is because all the americans appear to be confused and have arrived at this destination instead for some inexplicable reason)

oi m8 I'm fockin Australyan ya cunt

yeah she's inbred as fuck

Teen alcoholism and drug abuse: The other great British meme.

thinking of taking my boat out into the middle of the ocean so that I cant see land anymore and just looking up into the stars

they're called bigne

I'm 100% Bri'ish m8 ave anotha go a'round ya?

I go to Death Valley to look at the stars instead.

step up ya fuckin cunt

i'll toss ya a new one ya fackin wanker

I would have said Australians and some Americans. You know that beta nu-male accent that rises in pitch, so that every statement becomes a question? As if he's so hesitent and uncertain about what he's saying, and doesn't want to upset everyone, so he pitches it in an exploratory manner?

H'well mai mai, don't y'all silleh breets an auz-ta-raelians tawk aw funnee liek
Y'all shud tawk wid a goo' ol', GAWD-fearin' murkan accint, boy howdy

ocean is more soothing.

I honestly don't think people come with begging as a goal. Benefits = begging. Noone dreams of that. They saw western TV, they heard that minimum wage is 1 million dinar per hour...
They don't know you can't even pay the rent with a minimum-wage McD job, most non-qualified jobs being part-time

It's not.

ill fucking brick shithouse you if you insult my accent

why do ppl think all Americans have southern accents

Doing a

>toss you a new one

wouldn't that mean you'd wank him off until he has another wiener?

>"I think your speaking time is over..."
>"...especially with this sort of speech"
>"I support free speech, but..."

Can we save them from themselves, /brit/?

yanks sound nasally

australians sound constipated

the lions killed a buffalo and there's 8 little cubs eating its ass like a bunch of voracious gremlins

they're all covered and blood and poo

doing apu

It is. I'd rather go to about 200 places before death valley desu.

North of England went to shit after the Norman conquest 2bqh

Normans fucked everything up for us

Doing a new

Me on the right

god tier:
>southwest

literally fucking neck yourself if you're from here tier:
>everything else

he looks 40
she looks 50

>those facial expressions

what a chokeable cunt

youtube.com/watch?v=-FpBJ2oNxi8

Who was Harry and why did he fuck up the north?

Dave "pig fucker" Cameron pls

it's over isn't it lads

what did he say that was so bad

You're missing out.

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Doing a cringe at this thread, frankly.

FOY, your tragic American ''''culture'''' is still yours for life. Trying to ingratiate yourself elsewhere won't change that.

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>southwest
>david cameron
bizarro

Could be worse

youtube.com/watch?v=-O8EQFbqu-8

demagogue accurately describes a lot of leaders in this day and age
not sure why it's only used with right wingers

i would have sex with this lady if she wanted to

Dad sent the sister back to Pakistan after she got a white boyfriend.

nice proxy

Hah Ha! that's an impressive stand, but your superior range is no match for the speed of my [Hey Delilah]!!

>NANI?!
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christ Eric Andre is unfunny. He tries so hard

cant imagine being as autistic as you to care about something like this

bit pathetic

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Well it's usually the left who's entire platform is series of ad hominem attacks.

we do not care

I've often thought something quite similar. I never understood why people sing him so much high praise.

lads this is depressing me
what is wrong with people

why are people who think like us the stark minority? are we that badly in the wrong, or is the world truly gone mad

because he's "random" and talks to celebrities

Jessi Andrews is a bit lovely desu

>25% of German women refuse to have children

Krauts are fucked 2bh, WW2 and the Occupation really did a number on the bastards

>Babies Welcome
great idea, great name.
but would a loan be enough? Christians and especially Catholics were all about no contraception and family values. Now white german women are angry feminists on the pill.

What was the website that Thailad made called again?

yay, i did get paid for my first week work

more than i thought too

>us
>we
>muh persecution
you're just angry and dislike brown people and anyone who doesn't dislike brown people, you don't have serious political views

Foetal
Alcohol
Syndrome

Know the risks.

WTF

Rasheed/Owen Jones

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>all those women

did you watch until the end

he retorts them all and receives applause

come at me on policy bro

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why is working to continue the existence of the country's native population not valid in your eyes
asking out of pure curiosity, not mockery.

My cousin who looks like Anna Kendrick is getting married this weekend.

>negative neghole

Close, not bad considering English isn't your first language Abo-kun

If anything I'd think it'd just be more the "random" bit than anything else. Talking to celebrities isn't much, shitloads of other shows and entertainers do it.

I don't dislike brown people

I dislike the cultural self-sabotage that leftists seem hellbent on commiting in the name of "progress"

then he gets shut down
and not as much applause as the horse of women and their nonsense

You can pozz my neg hole any day Owen

That's interesting, my cousin is marrying a girl who looks like Anna Kendrick this weekend

Who is the lucky family member to marry her?

yes but normoids LOVE celebrities, especially when other celebrities makes poop jokes at them.

Always feels like I have to take a huge dump so I keep farting but nothing huge comes out

I would like to find someone to love me one day too.

; __ ;

What do the tattoos mean?

I find a nice stroll around Walmart gets the pipes flowing.