Pls h-help, UK and USA are bullying Finland again

Pls h-help, UK and USA are bullying Finland again.

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Good, stay bullied you slant-eyed gook. And if I EVER see you in Louisiana I'm gonna beat the shit out of you. Fucking nerd.

Any Brits here?

I'm gonna beat you up

SHART

IN

STREET

Fuck off paddy, they're mine first. All of them. Mine.

Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, picks on Finland while we're around.

Don't worry Finland. we Swedes are here to draw fire from you.

Inshallah Swede friend.

Oh yeah? The fuck are you gonna do about it, emu cuck? Lol, stay cucked.

lol try it potatonigger

Aren't you guys losing a war against some plant?

You've clearly never tried shooting an emu's head. It's tiny. But I'm not surprised you brought up guns. You're so weak and pitiful you need guns to protect yourself.

You're so weak and pitiful you can't even kill animals, which are much lesser beings than humans, my friend.

>autism

fuck off and never come again deviant

Aren't you getting raped by Ahmed 24/7, furfag?

He won't.

But I will.

Limey.

We respect our wildlife and national emblem, and we don't see the point in shooting something weaker than us, unlike you Americans.
>Couldn't even win a war against vietnamese farmers with outdated weapons

Why is America always such a bully

It's not rape if it's consensual Tyrone.
Looking forward to eight years of Hillary?

As if Australia could do any better against gooks buried underground, please, Bruce, you were all shot up by sandniggers in Gallipolli for fuck's sake.

>8 years of Hillary
More like an extended 8 years of Obama, which is pretty much nothing tbqh.

Ready for more shitskins, Sweden?

>As if Australia could do any better against gooks buried underground
We have an entire town buried underground. We'd just send them in.
>you were all shot up by sandniggers in Gallipolli for fuck's sake
We died for the queen and for a greater cause. Which is more than can be said for the American soldiers that were willingly doused in agent orange by their own people.

I love you binland

The Turks were a worthy and respected enemy.
Unlike Viet farmer rice-eyes with sticks for guns

>Hurr durr, let's just send all of our troops into a gook burrow that possibly has traps and troops waiting to kill us inside

Wow, you surely know a thing or two about tactics, Australia.

>We died for the Queen and for a greater cause. Which is more than can be said for the American soldiers that were willingly doused in Agent Orange by their own people.

Atleast it's better than dying to cockroaches. I would gladly suffocate on agent orange if it meant not getting killed by low-life shitskins.

fuck off cuteposting runt

Traitor

>Turks were a worthy and respected enemy
Then how come they lost their empire and are now dwindled down to only a mere fraction to what they once were? Wow, so worthy, so respected.

>Wow, you surely know a thing or two about tactics, Australia.
That's original coming from a country that has never won a war.
>B-but we won WW1 and WW2
No. You were sloppy seconds. Europe did all the major fighting, and you came in after like a retarded spaghetti magician.
>Atleast it's better than dying to cockroaches.
They were decent enough to let us collect our dead and bury them. Which is better than anything your country has ever done: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_war_crimes

i'm 6'4" and built like a brick shithouse, point me to your bullies, finland

>That's original coming from a country that has never won a war

Oh really? What do you make of this then: American War of Independence = US Victory
Northwest Indian War = US Victory
Quasi War = US Victory
Barbary Wars = US Victory
Creek War = US Victory
Peoria War = US Victory
Black Hawk War = US Victory
Texas Revolution = Texan/US Victory
Mexican-American War = US Victory
American Civil War = US (Union) Victory
American Indian Wars = US Victory
Spanish-American War = US Victory
Philippine-American War = US Victory
Vietnam War = US Tactical/Military Victory, US Strategic/Political Defeat
Cambodian Campaign = US Victory
Invasion of the Dominican Republic = US Victory
Invasion of Grenada = US Victory
Invasion of Panama = US Victory
Cold War = US/NATO Victory
First Persian Gulf War/Desert Storm = US Victory
War in Somalia = US Victory

Australia btfo. How will they ever recover?

>They were decent enough to let us collect our dead and bury them.

I'm sure they were, considering they had to follow the "international rules of war". And if there were none, they would've played with ANZAC bodies, I can assure you 100%

Think I'm joking? Look what they did to the Armenians: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armenian_Genocide

>Vietnam War = US Tactical/Military Victory,
EVERYTIME XD

But it was a tactical victory.

Tactical retreat maybe because a bunch of swamp gooks made your anus bleed.

>as if germany could fight a guerilla war against snowniggers

You're even worse than 'Straya

ill join it. finns on Sup Forums are overrated and i was fooled by such a self-hype propaganda of yours.

you gotta admit there are plenty of shitty arrogant finns on Sup Forums. they cant get away with their rude behaviors anymore

Not a single one of the so-called """"victories"""" you posted are actual victories recognised by historians. But it's not surprising considering how bad your education system is
>Even if we lose, we still win!

>lose 2 world wars
>still manage to own yurop
Makes you think, huh

At this point, it doesn't matter what you say. America is currently number 1 in anything we do, by the time we're fugged by some crisis, we'll go out in a blaze of SHART.

A shart much greater than India and all other gook countries combined.

And atleast then, we'll leave history. And what will Australia give back? Nothingness, you're all simply an obscure, desert island south of the equator.

All isolated, with absolutely nobody caring about you, Australia.

It must feel sad to know this, doesn't it, Australia?

>Vietnam War = US Tactical/Military Victory

>lose 2 world wars
>still manage to own "yurop"
>the entirety of "yurop"

You're missing a few countries, Germany!

Hmm, let's count the list of who's not in the EU.

For one, UK isn't in there anymore, Norway's not in there, Iceland isn't in there, some Balkan countries aren't in there aaaaand Switzerland.

So no, you don't own all of "Yurop" as you say, kraut.

>Our shart will blot out the sun!

america fuck year

BULLY US WE'RE SHIT
BULLY US WE'RE SHIT
BULLY US WE'RE SHIT

; _ ;

I want to FUCK Finland

South Korea, go do your homework.

The adults are talking.

I want to fuck France

>America is currently number 1 in anything we do
You're the number 1 in being the most hated, and most joked about nation on earth. Even Sweden laughs at you.

>And atleast then, we'll leave history. And what will Australia give back?
Unlike you, we won't leave history with completely destabilised regions, and a completely fucked up world economy. Unlike America, we work with other countries of the to create harmony, instead of conflict.

>It must feel sad to know this, doesn't it, Australia?
Just like Rome, America will go out in a blazing inferno, and Australia will continue to thrive, adapt, and overcome all obstacles. We will continue to be a major global player without being an aggressor.

You're not that kind of lad, lad

L-LEWD!

oh yes i am, lad. now bend over.

You're so adorable, Finlan'...

ADORABLE.

Congratulations, Australia.

You won a meme battle.

I was joking about everything I said the whole time.

As a token of my appreciation for your sick bantz, I will now give you this shitposting award: The Gold Shart

Crafted from the finest shartsmen, it was shart out by 800 pound American niggers.

Thankyou for participating.

I hate the fact i live in this shit hole where the world hates us fuck this country desu

>Australia won the war

Agreed, I too hate this country, memes aside my fellow countryman, And I was only fucking with Australia because I do truly hate myself.

We'll never make this country great again. And it makes me want to lynch myself.

We fucked are self for years to come so much so there is no hope i would rather this place be destroyed at this point we are a joke :/

Tbf, your technological advancements have been incredible, but as a people, you truly do suck.

Eat shit.

It fucking hurts, man

you could always become a crossdresser and live a happy life with me in britain [spoiler]as my personal cocksleeve[/spoiler]

No u

I want this place to be nuked

No u

I want it to just change, but it can never get to that point b/c it's so fucked up now.

It must be nuked, if only for the love of mankind

>An American talks about nuking something
No other nation on Earth shares this kind of animosity.

Finns are Greeks in denial.

SHART IN MART

don't be pessimistic best ally almost all americans i met were pleasant and positive people except chatterer part

A CALL TO ARMS FROM FINLAND! WE SIDE WITH YOU BRUDDA!

SACRIFICE YOURSELVES TO OUR WAR!

Mmmkay.

yes, you little cockslut, you want it

Fuck off faggot

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>tfw I'll never get the fags off me

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Finland

Why would we get off you ? You're handsome man

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finland...

>implying Turkey, an islamic cunt, has faggots
>mfw this is just a plot aimed at me for chuckles

>chuckles
no son, we just want your ass. now pull em down

I aint gonna make love to you.. I just want to kiss you reaaly really hard, this makes me hard

No please, I don't want to get raped. I'm too young, and my anus is a virgin.

How much better the World would be if the British Empire/Commonwealth was world hegemon for the 20th century and not America.

Pretty much everything in this world (other than climate change) that is utterly fucked is because of them.

>Rare flag
I'm surprised you can afford internet access.

But I agree with what you say. America is fucked, and has systematically fucked the world since the early 20th century.

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is it that rare?

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Stay in your shithole state please.

Some guy chanced flag on wiki a few weeks ago.

Going out with a bang my kangaroo, and we're taking you with us.