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Can a Janny chill edish

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Hi~

Probably not. He's autistic

Hi Denmark...

>Neon demon torrent FINALLY out

hi mexi-chan
where's cana-chan?

*throws a tantrum*

Let's have real cultural discussion guys!

Keep jerking it to gay porn. Starting to question things.

I don't know. I think she's busy now

>discussion in an afterschool daycare program
'No'

I want a brown gf

still waiting in the waiting room to have my wisdom teeth extracted............................................

Mexican culture and American culture are barely different, 2bh

Hope you dont say anything embarassing when your mom is driving you home

FOREIGNERS OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>she

Doing a poopoo right now

Dude, when you're done come directly here. They will put you on some silly gas that will make you think really silly things. We need you for entertainment.

I want a cute pale slim French gf with bob cut black hair and brown eyes and freckles to live alone with in a cottage in the countryside :3

Do NOT get the laughing gas, that shit isn't safe.
Last time I went to the dentist for a crown I passed out from it and when I woke up the gas leaked from my mask and burned a hole in my jeans and boxers. It was like a huge pressure built up and cut my jeans and boxers perfectly like scissors, I couldn't believe it. My dentist said it happens some times because the nitrogen in it is a volatile chemical but it happened to me 3 times the last 3 visits I had in a row.

brb guys, going to go make a delicious milkshake

Last time I was put under the nurse woke me up and I had a huge raging boner

It was so blatantly obvious too, I kept trying to hold my breath to keep it down

Why does impractical American kitsch draw you in so easily?

bruh what the fuck

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One day, one day... Follow your dreams user

stray cats pooping in my dang garden

Is he banning for seeing women's feet again or something?

>be American
>order food
>get shot by waiter

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>that monkey
>American
Okay Mahmud

I hate when this happens.

guide my hips, /cum/

should I get Abzu?

3 Dead in Crossbow Shooting

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How the fuck does this even happen?

Did he ask them to wait while he reloaded?

Did he get them to stand in a line?

Step 1: Be a fucking leaf

trust urself and do what u think is rite

This is the guy that did it, he's apparently a convicted bank robber too

how do we stop the white menace from terrorizing Canadian streets?

If you watch the news video, it explains the situation and it's less crazy.

>bunch of fags order food
>they're not happy about it
>take it out on the waiter
>the wait does nothing
>they start beating the waiter
>he still does nothing
>leaves
>comes back with pistol
>points it at them and they start running
>puts a few rounds into the ceiling to scare the shit out of them
>scare tactic successful
>no one gets hurt
>assholes running scared with shit in their pants

>assholes running scared with shit in their pants
SHART
ON
THE
RUN

G-d bless America ;_;7
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Give me the hydrocodone
When ur done pls

The fact you can introspect without overestimating yourself leads me to believe you're at least average in terms of intelligence. iirc, ignorant people have been found to perceive themselves as smarter than they actually are on average & vice versa. Also consider that the relative intellectual ability of our peers tends to influence our academic self-concepts. See "The Big-fish–little-pond-effect."
That reminds me of a quote by Bertrand Russell. It doesn't validate anything I said, but it's also worth consideration:
>The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
and one by Shakespeare
>A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
Just food for thought. It'd be nice if they were both right, but we can come to terms with being a bit below average even if not. In-fact, there's no need to be anything greater than around ordinary.

>That reminds me of a quote by Bertrand Russell. It doesn't validate anything I said, but it's also worth consideration:
>>The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
>and one by Shakespeare
>>A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
A-am I a genius?

dis gon b my dinner

it's the dunning kruger effect

>eating chicken and eggs together

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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thats a pork chop

*causes trouble*

*scolds you*

>A neighbor, Carla DeRise, has been to Mount Rainier and other parks, and is game to go again. She just can’t get any of her friends to come along. They are worried about unfriendly white people, hungry critters and insects, and unforgiving landscapes, said Ms. DeRise, 51, an African-American. So she mainly hikes alone, albeit with some anxiety. “I don’t have a weapon,” she quipped. “Yet.”

I drove to class while geeked out on dxm

Idk why I did it or how I managed not to crash

I also can't read any of the notes I took or remember anything that was said during the lecture

who here /handsome/

must suck to be ugly haha, i bet people treat you like shit whereas i can get away with anything

It's beef

*ripppss bonnnngg*

youre so fucking dumb

I just rolled the best swisher of my life boys

cool
drugs are really cool

...

what's it like living in america in a place with black people?

the statistics and videos both paint a very scary picture of how violent they are

do you live in fear of being attacked by angry blacks?

*tells you take this scolding seriously*

its not that bad. "cultured" black people tend to look at me, a white guy, with a certain amount of distrust

black people that have normal jobs/lifestyles are chill

It certainly wasn't my smartest idea

...

but hey it makes for an awesome story to tell haha right

Post yfw you realized God exists.

*devours food*

i don't even feel 100% certain i should drive after a bowl of weed, i couldn't imagine the mess i would be on the road while on a DXM trip...

Feces*

I cant even look down at my phone while driving. People are grossly selfish

with the exception of the few middle class and clean blacks its a pain to interact with them and an all around nerve-wracking experience to see them moving in a group

*looses patience*

coward

r8 my accent
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Probably not. It's usually clear when someone's a genius from a fairly young age since they'll often excel academically. That's not always the case with autistic savants, for instance. It's not uncommon for them to be late bloomers, especially in terms of speech. I knew someone who was sort of like that.
The point is that we can live without being above average in any way, so we best just try to learn self-acceptance.

why the fuck is every entertainer/celebrity/whatever so political nowadays? and always in the most reductive and predictable ways

ARGHFGDG

I love driving while chiefing a blunt

I hit the moutain roads as the sun starts to go down and just cruise with some comfy tunes on. Best feeling.
Of course I live in the middle of nowhere so there is hardly anyone else out on the roads.

gooooooolden slumbers, fill your eyes

smiles awaaaaaaait you when you rise

sleep pretty darling, do not cry....and I will sing this lullaby

t. token /cum/ black poster

>be Canadian
>find a new land
>name it Newfoundland
>also name a dog breed Newfoundland
seriously wtf Canada?

yea i'm self accepting that i'm a genius tho

What games are you dudes looking forward to?
Berserk Musou and Pokemon Sun for me

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me

Because we little people are meek with little to no ability to think rationally for ourselves. We are in desperate need of programming or order will collapse. This would be damaging to the enterprise.

Breath of the Wild

maybe Recore and RIME

I follow the rules.

>been on antidepressants for like a week now
>just spent a fucking hour trying to cum and couldn't do it

god fucking damn it

I like the design of old american cars and even newer cars, but this is horrible.

The complete edition of GTA V they'll inevitably release when they're done adding content, for all those people who haven't bought the fucking game on three different platforms and logged in on every holiday across five years just to get access to all the content because I'm not going to fucking pay for a game that locks me out of free content for not buying it earlier.

*kicks open your butthole and jumps in*
*poops inside your colon*

enjoy taking my shit!!!

doing a reinstall windows

but you're feeling better, right?

I agree, but it's horrible in a really captivating way. This on the other hand is actual good design, and it was a relatively innovative car for its time and market.

>Edlorado

my man. look at that fucking boat lmao.

That picture looks stretched.

t. stretching expert (ask your girlfriend)

>You're both shit and don't belong together.
Nah, it's the GF.
>wants to hang out with his friends
>she slaps him and acts like a cunt
Because those two things are definitely commensurate with each other.

hello

what?

hello

Hi there