Why do you learn languages?

>kiss-less hug-less virgin
> NEET living with parents
>Get part time job
>Save $700/month
>Study Polish, Russian, and Ukrainian
>10 months later
>Polish-B1, Russian-A2, Ukrainian-A2
>$7,000 in savings
>Parents: "we're glad you're turning your life around."
>Teachers: "how have you learned so quickly?"

>Just bought plane tickets to Poland, Ukraine, and Russia
>Just rented apartments in the city centers
>mfw I'm literally only learning languages so that I can fuck beautiful whores

What's your motivation Sup Forums?

frog

I know I can't be the only sex tourist.

bumpin'

>Learn a lotta stuff privately
>pretend to be intellectual
>get university qts

Well, that's the plan

To shitpost.

>learning anything else than english
anglo power

I learn English, German and Spanish just to make an excuse for not doing anything useful. Gonna get kicked out of uni this way.
Also,

П И З Д A Б O Л
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proigral

>ukrainian
no such language
>ukraine
no such thing

SOMEONE PLEASE POST THE RUSSIAN LEARNING Sup Forums INFOGRAPH

>B1
>A2
>A2

That's nothing though

this?

dog bless you merchant, truly my greatest ally

>this is what thirstshitters daydream about

I don't even know why I saved it I'm not learning Russian

>Why do you learn languages?
because I've got nothing else to do with my time (except for uni)

and duolingo is free so why not

Y qué tan bueno es tu español camarada?

t. Alberto Smith

Because it's fun

>10 months
>A2
You're not learning languages, my friend. You're not even close to it.

How is that any different than fucking whores from our country? or even better getting a good degree and having good income where you can travel and fuck whores without having to learn their poo poo pee pee language? Besides most countries speak English already

>Why do you learn languages?
To impress silly foreigners.

>Poland
>Ukraine
>Russian
>speak English

good luck buddy