don't let in the barbarians edition
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Josiah James
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Christopher Collins
Too late.
William Rodriguez
WHEN I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD
Jacob Collins
already here x
Asher Nguyen
WTF I hate Lizz Truzz now.
theweek.co.uk
Christopher Roberts
Kyary
Robert Gonzalez
STOP KILLING THE MANDEM
Benjamin Jones
going to the so-called chipper
Jeremiah Nelson
too late
Tyler Foster
>ywn be Craig Ferguson
>Kata Mara will never be literally soaked between the legs when she sees you
Jose Watson
Well...
Lucas Wilson
When it's a fair fight the English win
William Walker
I'll take a bag of chips and a battered sausage lad
Carter Sanchez
BALLS
all you need are
BALLS
to succeed are
BALLS
all you need are
Thomas Brooks
>My name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID, KID ROCK, ROCK, ROCK
what was meant by this?
Jayden Martin
Owen Peterson
Just got my new contact lenses lads
Can sleep in them and wear them continuously for a month at a time
Kevin Nelson
the metaphor is for muslims not germans
Luke James
I've spent ten years detoxifying /brit/ threads - it's been a bit like renovating an old, old house, yeah? You can take out a sexist beam here, a callous window there, replace the odd homophobic roof tile.
But after a while you realise that this renovation is doomed. Because the foundations are built on what I can only describe as a solid bed of cunts.
Sebastian Thomas
>slaughtering unarmed priests
wish this vikings were great warriors meme would die
Wyatt Stewart
absolutely cream crackered lads
Jacob Ortiz
If I can fix a bike can I fix a car?
Isaiah Walker
I'm starting with the man in the mirror
Carter Peterson
you posted this before and nobody cared then and they don't care now
Oliver Lopez
here sniff this mate
Ayden Gonzalez
you should
Michael James
SKENG
Angel Morris
What's the difference hahahaha
Matthew Nelson
knife
Thomas Nelson
girls on tinder keep flaking LAST minute. today i got to literally 2 hours from the time we were going to netflix and chill and she said she's having 2nd thoughts and isn't responding. it wouldn't be so bad if it
Luke Hill
if you can swap a lightbulb, you can repair a type 45 destroyer
Ayden Fisher
That other germ in this thread sure is one
Landon Hughes
was actually going to get on it tonight but just cant manage it. too much sun and beer today.
Tyler Gutierrez
I care
Grayson Barnes
it wouldn't be so bad if it was like the day before or 2 days before
Samuel Johnson
>ywn cuddle her
whats the point in so called "living" again?
Christian Morris
really makes you think
Xavier Bell
the mandem deserve to be killed
Jack Mitchell
Same here. We were going to go out for drinks and she contacted me 3 hours before and said she she didn't feel like it. Shouldn't be surprised because she already rescheduled once
Justin Parker
>flaking
>netflix and chill
FOY
Tyler Butler
what does cuddling a girl feel like
Justin Campbell
there is no way that the ability to walk into a hotel room and steal a child qualifies you to work for Child protective services. Why do netflix/reddit retards think this
Austin Russell
where sells chips in a bag?
Andrew Bell
>somebody saw my oneitis going into my best friends house with him
well, if there was anything to push me over the edge it was this, bye fellas
Henry Parker
what are you complaining about?
Brayden Lee
mate of mine fingered her outside a club in carlow
Dylan Cook
I really hate Latinos t b h I would go so far as to say I hate them more than niggers
Brody Campbell
yeah alright it's too late for germany because you literally unironically let in the barbarians
i mean every western country is getting a sizeable muslim population now but you've just gone and fucked yourselves completely, there's no coming back for you
i mean at least with rome, there was already a ruined economy and dissolved values and culture- i dunno about the second part, but Germany still had an alright economy before you let your barbarians in. now that'll go to waste too.
Caleb Parker
Happened to me a couple weeks ago. Stopped responding the morning before we were supposed to meet
I deleted tinder a few days after. Fuck that noise
Brayden Davis
my kid was misbehaving again, and since the baby mama ain't here to discipline him, i had to give him a few hours in the scolding closet
works pretty well since he has become terrified of tight spaces and the dark
Noah Cooper
take it easy haha
Kevin Torres
they always do this on tinder. its cause they are feeling horny at one point then later decide its not worth it
I've fucked 5 women from tinder, more than 15 have said they were interested in coming over and hooking up but flaked
Wyatt Sanchez
ty bb x
Easton Jenkins
feels nice
used to have a gf till she went on an erasmus and dumped me lol
Brody Reed
most chippers lad
Adam Carter
You just need to convey confidence and you won't have any issues
Eli King
need to make food but cba
Gavin Myers
i cant stop thinking of them bumping uglies, i wish i had a cuck fetish to make this easy
Andrew Thomas
Why are you telling me this? Tell the leftists. Also,thats a brave statement coming from New Pakistan.
Henry Peterson
nah that was me, he was very drunk and wouldn't believe I wasn't despite my protestations. bought me chips though, good lad.
Camden Rivera
better than going long-distance while she shags her way through europe tbf
Isaiah Young
people genuinely think that ending was cleverly. the spastics
David Phillips
>chipper
It's called a chippy you fucking mongs
Jacob Stewart
Jayden Richardson
what show?
Joseph Rivera
thats revolutionary. such a game changer
Luis Martin
Ahh now I know why I filtered the Germans
Dylan Barnes
>americans want to deport this
fucking hell the state of that desk
Am I the only person on Sup Forums that looks after their room?
Gavin Ward
same haha
Landon Ortiz
tallulah. i already said
William Gonzalez
good lad
Elijah Perry
put a few logs in the wood chippy
Benjamin Martinez
Try not to get so attached to someone you're not seeing.
Dominic Lewis
picture is from google you mong
Sebastian Brooks
too late now, not like i meant to
Xavier Martin
>Alright economy
Ayden Murphy
I'm a very confident guy. I think my problem might be to do with my complete lack of social media presence. I think it probably put the girls off
Nathaniel Adams
imagine it used to be perfectly acceptable to say you should hire your own rather than foreigners
now you say that and the media would crucify you
Easton Johnson
isnt she a fat minger now?
Aaron Powell
She's a coalburner
Jordan Murphy
I might unironically go into town wearing my burzum t shirt and camo+orange official Trump maga hat.
Do you reckon anyone will care or give me funny looks?
Isaiah Adams
*goes missing*
David Diaz
Nice Meme
Adrian Ramirez
say it isnt so
Luis Powell
i've learned this as well. if a girl messages you, you have to meet up DAY OF. if you message a girl and it's more of a "date" not a hookup, then you have time. but if she messages you first or was really flirty, she's going to cool fast as fuck
Owen Ward
Bit shit that you'd have to do it covertly now.
Carson Perry
with that much edge you could slice the town centre in half, be very careful
Justin Parker
I THINK WE'RE GOOOONNA MAKE IT
Jaxon Lewis
insecure benders
Luke Gray
>When a yank offers you a cup of tea
>Boils water in microwave
Eli Smith
business idea:
send everyone back to africa
Caleb Ward
>on holiday in dam with the lads
>mainlanders hate brits, obviously because they're mad about the olympics and brexit
>drunkenly decide it's a good idea to pretend to be french
>go into bar, ask for drink in french
>bartender says he doesnt speak french
>ask for the same drink in english using a french accent
who here /relentlesslyautistic/
i got to use a pisser for free by doing it though, the lads were asked for 50 cents
Landon Cox
Angel Evans
Are Nige does it
Luke Gray
just brewing some tea in the 'wave
Blake Lewis
?
microwaved tea makes a wonderful cuppa
Nolan Peterson
just poured out the first bev
Noah Morgan
nigger
Gabriel Brown
why do yanks hate kettles
Andrew Bennett
>I FUCKING hate women who sleep with black guys
>*switches tabs to masturbate to asian swimsuit pornos*