Can some westerner who lives alone adopt me?

Can some westerner who lives alone adopt me?
No homosex please

You chose the Putin Life,now there is no going back

Maybe. Are you a good story teller?

Can you even afford a plane ticket to leave?

Only if you make me borscht once every week, and blini every morning

you can live in my house if you want

I can marry you no matter what gender. What's your area of study?

Can I come too?

slovenian, russian and german lads living together? sounds fun

Do you mind hard work?

Would you consider receiving a blowjob form a guy gay?

>tfw when I want to adopt a Russian boi
>tfw when I'm not a westerner

>Slovenia
>west

>No homosex please

Not worth it, then.

same

Can't you help people for free?

Hmm, okay. New offer:

No sex, but 2 handjobs and 1 blowjob a month then.

...

Pretty good offer

You do the blowjob?

>thinking you can get anything for free
>in the Netherlands

Of course not. You're the one going to live here.

two

Take me too. I'm young

I can do your ass once a week

This is a good deal if it was me desu but I don't live in the west, so :^(

>le Tunisian plagiated this thread