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On the prowl edition

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WHEN I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD

DEEEEE DUURRRR DUHHH BRAA.... IM DUMB AND ENGLUSH WIFF NO TEEF

DAAA DOOOOOO DURRRDURR DEEDEEDEE DUUUU

IM ENGLUSH

DOOUGH DWAAA BUUHHHH BOOAA

I GOTS NO TEEF

this south korean pop music literally sounds like amateur western pop from 2006

I bet they are just copying old songs, christ this is really shit

Post your best webms

poleaboo is really liking the scenery in the US

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asians have to wear coloured contact lenses, fake eyelashes, colour their hair and empty a cement mixer of make-up on their faces to look human

is there anything more terrifying in this world than a big black man wearing bright red lipstick?

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not sure if tinder girl isn't texting me because my last text was a little lame ("aahhh k") or because she's still waiting on her roommate to head out on town which is what i last heard what do

he got them fixed

For you lads who have gfs or regularly get laid have you ever been with a hairy girl?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH SITTING TO PEE? IT'S COMFORTABLE AND RELAXING AND IT PREVENTS SPLASHING. STOP MAKING FUN OF GERMANS FOR IT!

another band deciding to destroy their whole legacy

no

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got a 12 pack of harp and I'm fucking lairy

reckon I could take any of you cunts on

I'm 6'5 210lbs

who wants some?

That's a cute dress.

Thats not even a thing here

need a wee

>it's better to coward with a one hit wonder than try to continue on
wew lad

he has a very tall phone

Sit down when you do it's the German way

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Which part of Detroit are you getting butt fucked in?

want a gf like this but preferably ching chong

Don't like foreigners waving around our flag makes me a wee bit uncomfortable

but they had one 10/10 album and now they are just going to ruin it

i didn't

Doing a troll

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bit rude

was hoping for a little shart

she is a ching chong tho

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not chingy nor chongy enough

Once you've peaked you may as well stop.

Which is the best Studio Ghibli film, and why is it Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind?

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feeling happy watching molyneux videos

>10/10
eh
and who cares? Aureate Gloom was just okay, and probably the weakest album next to Cherry Peel, but I'd never want Kevin to stop making music.

I'm 42.

Spent 91-95 working on building sites in London. Studied history at Kings College. Worked as a doorman in Soho. Black belt in TK. The best fun was had kicking the living fuck out of squaddies. Watching their faces change when they realised they'd picked the wrong Paddy.

You'd last about 10 seconds.

she's ridiculously hot

I like Harp but the Irish say it's shit
However I hate the piss lager we sell here

What's your opinion M80?

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creepy as fuck

enjoyed that desu

>yanks

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out of vodka

will have to nick some gin i guess

if you're not a conservative you can't really call yourself a man

>sissy coward britbois

Just watched Juno lads, thought it was really good

I was literally pissing out of my arse in the toilets at Tescos. I think I must have eaten something dodgy yesterday.

500 Days of Summer is better

from who

brothers friends are still over so i'm going to take the beer and deal with the consequences later

alex jones is not a conservative

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i'm not too fond of the gooks myself desu

what are some decent cigarettes

mate who left it over from pres

sounds good desu

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Tonights film will be "The machinist" (2004), starring Christian Bale.
Later I might vomit up vodka and half digested kebab.

He is the apogee of conservatism

He literally wishes it was 1776

they both have the same shaped head

camel wides
>straights

im 6ft8 and built like a brick shithouse

you wanna have a go?

i won't miss it

*walks off and stares at the wall*

Are you the same lad that literally Reeee'd at his brother in the living room cuz he had friends over late and you had work the next day?

i'm not too fond of yanks myself desu

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>wake up
>put the telly on
>first thing you see in big bold letters is "BREAKING NEWS: BLAIR'S AT IT AGAIN"

What is your response?

Sobranie Black russians.
Lucky strike.
American spirit perique.

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really want something like this

bang tidy

this one always makes me giggle

i only smoke these

>yank measurements
FOY

yes but its not his runty friends and its also the weekend so I'm not bothered

also it wasnt friends over late

it was waking me up at 1 in the fucking morning

me in the back

the gf

>Sobranie Black russians.
>Lucky strike.
>American spirit perique.

>He wants to live in a overpopulated Area
Nah Mate

god i miss smoking lads. gave up on january 1st. not going to crack but when i sit here pissed with nothing better to do, fuck me i miss it

my best webms have sound, so I can't post here.

but what if someone with a microscope sees your willy

Brits use feet and inches you dumb kent now fuck off out my thread

Enter the Void was shit

Are you hiding in your room by yourself or are you hanging out with them?

What is your stance on the Israel/Palestine conflict lads?

just gagged a bit

Holy fuck

I'm so ready for uni to start and to get the FUCK away from my spastic uncle

I don't even care if he pays me my $430 or not

I need to get the fuck out of here

He's driving me into depression and rage

i'm doing what I normally do when I am at home on a friday night

they know me by name

who hangs out with their brothers mate anyway lmao

do you shave your legs?

nice blog

why wouldn't want to have a view of all the poor people below you.