How does it feel that the rest of you faggots speak our language while none of us can be fucked to know one word of...

How does it feel that the rest of you faggots speak our language while none of us can be fucked to know one word of yours because of how irrelevant it is?

Jesus Christ why do you still even speak your native languages?

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Coucou, saloperie d'amerloque de mon cul :)

Ist doch ultra praktisch automatisch zwei Sprachen fließend sprechen zu können. Da spricht wohl der Neid aus dir.

Cyкa блять иди нaхyй

So happy I have no idea what any of this gibberish means while you can all perfectly understand me

>none of us can be fucked to know one word of yours
Honestly, you can't even properly speak your own language, for what I've seen.

>our language

spanish?

how do you say shart in mart in your native language?

bajs i mataffären

cpчи ми чмap aмepишapтcкa пeдepчинo

γαμω την παναγια σου

>for what I've seen
dont make a mistake if youre gonna try to bantz about english

Soon.

>English
>our language
*tsk tsk tsk*

>a mistake
What was my mistake? (I mean, seriously)

OI M8 THE FUCK ARE YA SAYING, "OUR LANGUAGE". HAHA YEAH MATE SURE, FUCK OFF YOU BLOODY YANK TWAT

Dobrý den.

My se učíme mateřský jazyk a k tomu němčinu nebo angličtinu, na lepších školách oboje. To, že ty nám nerozumíš, je nám docela jedno.

Na shledanou.

Yes English is an American language

No one attributes it to England

Everyone knows American English

Feels pretty good yank.

it's from what i've seen, not for what i've seen

Gott strafe England und seinen missratenen Sohn

there's no such thing as a United Statian language tho :O

>posts hitler
>gets 88
>banters the amerishart
perfect

I speak English not American you fuckboi :^)

this.


lol jk.

Orly? Why everybody learn British variant of it?

Your true allegiance should be to your mother tongue. Letting go of that means you have lost your identity and past.

>it's from what i've seen, not for what i've seen
W-what?
It's not clear, desu

Everyone speaks American English

>inb4 Brits

No one knows English because of Britain

>Everyone knows American English
Lol no.
I can assure you that 1\6 of the planet learns the proper English in schools and universities.

I only speak Sint Eustatian / Saba English.

That's why I've seen the spellings of "color" and "organize" like this instead of the stupid British way

Actually, no. Every European learn "UK" English in school.

SHART

>American English

funny way to spin it. it's still ENGlish lmao

Oh, ok I get it, sorry.

> Jesus Christ why do you still even speak your native languages?

This question doesn't even make any sense.

Cagar + pedorrear = cagarrear
Cagarrear en el mart

We are taught Britbong english in school, sorry too disappoint, cunt

>learns the proper English in schools and universities
op started this thread as a bait, which was extremely successful btw.

but making a serious post here, i don't understand when people make the difference between american english and british english to be anything remotely substantial. there are barely any differences. if you're fluent in english you could type like a brit or an american after ten minutes of exposure to the other way.

colour

He's asking why Jesus still speaks Aramaic.

>i was only pretending to be retarded

ok pedro.

youtube.com/watch?v=EyoG7fJrW-k

WAKE ME UP

im not op but i make threads like this every once in a while for a laugh cause you faggots get triggered extremely easily

>thinks he can still bait people with this unoriginal shit
>yet, remains unaware of meta-counter bait

No you aren't

Almost no where outside of Australia uses British English

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It's funny because most people who speak English for a long time develop an American, not British, accent

The vast majority I imagine learn their english through american tv and movies.

I'm a native white American who speaks 4 languages more or less and sometimes I wonder what the point of having so many languages is myself. I find them fascinating but they also divide people.

Maximun troll

>everyone else watches american tv and movies
>somehow don't become masters of spanish or ebonics

>can be fucked to know one word of yours
Los Ángeles
California
Texas
Nevada
San Francisco
San Luis
San José
Florida
Valdez Córdoba
I could go on.

actually I have something that ressembles an australian accent from watching so much steve irwin and wentworth

>being proud of this

We speak our native languages because they are relevant in our own countries. It may be hard to understand for a McMart, but it's kind of nice to be able to speak more than one language.

spellcheck in most browsers/sites is largely in yankspeak.
it's almost like you mostly meet people in america..
although this does legitimately affect accents to be fair.

Yeah because being forced to speak Mexican is relevant to anyone

...

We anglicized it and no one knows what their original meanings are

Nice try spic

You know what's even nicer? Forcing everyone else to speak our language

That's why when we go abroad we demand that everyone knows English and no one is offended

But you still know them.
And no, you didn't anglicize any of those names.

>said in English

Awesome. Everyone pronounces all those places the American way, not the illegal immigrant way

We take pride in not having to know other languages

Hey nochbur, alles guat bi eu?

>the American way

with a spanish accent?

>said in English
Yeah, I don't expect you to speak other languages.
>we pronounce them with a silly accent therefore it's anglicize
It must feel pretty bad to know that your best city, Los Ángeles, is named in lawnmower and you people didn't even change it.

>Los Angeles
>best city

Hahahhahahahaha

That's a funny way to spell Boston or New York

>even Bongistanians use "Spanish" to mean Mexicans
This meme has gone way too far.

Aber mal ganz ehrlich: Wie kann man denn auf so einen Scheiß denn überhaupt stolz sein? Ich spreche 4 Sprachen flüssig während du in deinem Supermarkt einen fetten Haufen legst.

With an American accent you stupid Muslim fuck

>best city, Los Ángeles
'no'

>American accent

so... spanish or negro?

mfw gringos don't speak navajo,hopi or even seminole .

>That's why when we go abroad we demand that everyone knows English and no one is offended

It is offensive though. Like any other Frenchman, I will hastily ignore you if you interrupt me in English to ask directions (or any other thing).

Other Frenchmen also won't answer because they do not understand your gibberish. Remember 80% of the world population doesn't speak English at all.

>inb4 all the mad shit you could answer
Lmao

Lol 2 billion people have some kind of English fluency

Only 40 million know French.

In countries like Sweden, Norway, Denmark and the Netherlands, people even know English more than their native languages despite speaking languages completely unrelated to English

>2 billion people have some kind of English fluency
Only 1.2 billion, including irrelevant countries like Norway or Denmark. That's 16%. I give you 20% because I'm generous.

>40 million know French
Lol retard

Wait don't those countries speak languages closely related to English?

I know almost no Dutch but I can read
It and make out most of what's going on

Master, I'm your most humble servant. Would you give me just a little drop of your cum to take away my hunger.

>In countries like Sweden, Norway, Denmark and the Netherlands, people even know English more than their native languages

>this is what americans actually believe

Yeah you're in denial.

Watch your own TV channels like NOS. people speak in English and subtitle it in your ugly fucking language

No te entiendo pablo.

...

Yiddish?

are you really this stupid? Oh wait you are american ofcourse you are holy shit. seriously kill yourself faggot.

PET FOIREUX

google it nigga

>saying it in English

American superiority strikes again

Says a lot about your shithole you had to tell me in English

>gets proven wrong
>"hurrrr lol" and other mad stuff

Prove to me that Dutch people don't speak more English than Dutch in day to day life

they talk to each others in dutch senpai

t. absolute madman

warum ich deine Sprache sprechen muss..wenn ich höchwertiger Sprache habe

How come in real life, around Europe the English speaking wasn't as good as the English writing on the Internet?

Sharting in marts is an age old american tradition. Why do you even bother shitting on toilets, when you know that a Mart is so much more comfortable?

Nice troll dude.

There are chances it's not even a troll.

Σkατοπορδή στο σουπερμάρkετ

>Our language

>sharters are so incompetent and dumb they couldn't invent their own language

really pushes one to ponder.

And yet you're speaking our language

Die Vereinigten Staaten haben noch nicht einmal eine Nationalsprache du Vollhorst weil es nämlich ein EINWANDERUNGSLAND ist und immer war.

Rien à foutre, gros lard de merde

Lol vitun jenkit. Aivoverisuonten kolesterolitukos.