His city is less than 1,000 years old

>his city is less than 1,000 years old
aww how cute

>My town didn't exist 400 years ago

>his city didn't have an empire and is younger than 2,5k years old

wow

>tfw your town is only 750 years old

>tfw my city was 100% Finland-Swedish for centuries but now 80% Finnish

HEY FUCK YOU FAGGOT

Fortunately 100% still learn Swedish in school

803 here

very impressive

>tfw village is mentioned in the domesday book

>his city is less than 2,700 years old

>tfw your cunt is 200 jears old

good for you finlan

the spanish spotted native towns here in 1520 so technically it could be over a thousand years old but since the history is lost forever we'll never know

>wanting to live in some old ass city in which the infrastructure was designed in the middle ages

No thanks lol. I'll stick with a 200 year old city in which everything is new

>jim carrey is older than my city

>his town doesn't contain Palaeolithic finds of 10,000BC or earlier.

lol @ ur life

delet

Heim ins Reich
Jetzt

Even my shitty town is 2400 years old.

andalusia?

Exactly.

I think Italy showed what happens with old cities with outdated infrastructure.

Wenn, dann zu österreich ungarn !

who cares like it's not like the city was a actually made up of the people who lived there 1000 years ago thankfully. If they were still there the place would be pretty dangerous and stupid LOL

>his city wasn't founded by the Romans
LOVING EVERY LAUGH

>they found evidence of a settlement that's 4500-5500 years old in my city

Feels good

Alicante.

So gehört sich das

>my city was used as the HQ for the coalition forces against napoleon

My name literally means "he who lives in caves", get on my level faggots

Get on my level

Nö

Wir werden irgendwann zur weltmacht


LIECHTENSTEINREICH!

How does it feel to be cucked by German tourists every summer?
Say wot?!?!?!?!?!?!?! :O What city? Settlements from who? celts?
?

I don't know I rarely leave my house.

Nice try Pajeet there didn't exist humans at that time. Oh it's a settlement in India! I get it now.

>he doesn't live in capital of rome
wew

...

>his city didn't exist before christ

>When he lives in the new world

>from legend

>this pic

>the sole of his hometown hasn't been continuously inhabited for three millennia
Imagine being this pathetic.

>there didn't exist humans at that time.

Mine is 451 years old, that's pretty good right?

You don't have to say thank you.

Official age is 1019 years old, but it probably existed for many years before that.

>mfw my city is 50 years old

PPPFFFFT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *points at him*

>there are literally people alive right now who were born when his city wasn't founded yet
How haven't you killed yourself my man

I sense a bit of sarcasm right here

His """town""" isn't the site where they've discovered the oldest statues in Europe.

Even if you ignore that it's still pretty old.
>there is evidence of continuous inhabitation since at least the 6th century BC.

This to a certain extent.

>his town wasn't the largest tannery in the entire British Empire at one point

>his town wasn't the fastest in human history to get a million people

Just didn't read it well, poobro. I understood both dates were from legend first.

>his town isn't my town

>The town he lives in isn't the town i live in

DAMAGE CONTROL

>mfw my browser has more history than your nation
>mfw my yogurt has more culture than your nation

...

Europlebs don't know about the Indus Valley Civilization that lasted from 3300-1300 BCE.

>mfw my country was barely populated 1000 years ago

It was a small village founded by the Visigoths

my village has been around since before the 6th century

yes i know its relatively modern, but forgive us

>BIG
>GERMANIC
>COCK

>mfw my country was inhabited by Indians 1000 years ago

We know it better than amerisharts. But it was mainly in modern Pakistan, despite being also in modern India and Afghanistan.

>his city doesn't have the oldest still operating university in the world

barbaric

>town was underwater 250 years ago

even my village with a population of 5,8k is at least 1200 years old

How is life in Bologna?

>tfw living in 80yo city
Who's

>implying

>The University of al-Qarawiyyin or Al Quaraouiyine (Arabic: جامعة القرويين; French: Université Al Quaraouiyine) is a university located in Fes, Morocco. It is the oldest existing, continually operating and the first degree awarding educational institution in the world according to UNESCO and Guinness World Records[5][6] and is sometimes referred to as the oldest university.[7]

>tfw my city was capital 1200 years ago
>it isn't capital now
Fuck you Tokyo you shithole

Are there any historic non-commieblock buildings?

>The University of al-Qarawiyyin traces its origins back to the al-Qarawiyyin mosque and associated madrasa founded by Fatima al-Fihri in 859, but only became a university in 1965

>his town is not the most beautiful city in his country

>Morocco: The University of al-Qarawiyyin traces its origins back to the al-Qarawiyyin mosque and associated madrasa founded by Fatima al-Fihri in 859, but only became a university in 1965

That's why you got btfo'd by that earthquake

This. It's so easy finding addresses in modern cities built using a sort of structural grid rather than the clusterfuck of tiny streets built for horse-carts that a lot of european cities seem to have.

Same

>It is the oldest existing, continually operating and the first degree awarding educational institution in the world according to UNESCO and Guinness World Records
>sometimes referred to as the oldest university

It still has always fulfilled it's purpose

>a place to study the quran is called an university in the muslim world

>his city is less than 1,000 years old
Sould we must consider it as a "city" anymore?

Study Quran, physics, medicine, astrology, algebra, philosophy ect

>His city isn't 2500 years old

top cuck

Couple of churches and wooden village houses.

I hope you pay respects to Caracalla everyday, you latinii scum

>tfw your city is 42 years old

WE

Who carea if your cities are hundreds and thousands of years old? They'll all be rubble sooner or later

The entire thinks Bologna had the first university
And they are right
Fuck Irnerius though

>his home isn't constructed atop a cursed indian burial ground
>no one ever looked for the fountain of youth in his state

entire world*

spare me your maymayz

>because a lot of people think so then it's the objective truth

...

This tbqh

>muslim logic

ENOUGH

IT WAS A FUCKING MOSQUE

My city isn't even 1000 months old, and yet we already have gigabit internet.