So war is coming soon between us and the Serbs

So war is coming soon between us and the Serbs


On which side are you?

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Serbia is a powerless and poor country.

Croatia. You are EU, you are Western-oriented, if not Western yourself and most importantly you're not a Russian puppet state.

I side with Serbia

fuck Nato boot lickers

Can't the both of you just play nice and get along?
But seriously, whoever is harsher on Muslims should win.

You're just shitposting now, but it's really getting worse.

Here's hoping that Crotian right-wing will lose the election in September.

no we can't get along and never will
A video just leaked where our candidate for the prime minister calls them a ''handful of misery''

OK, can't you at least unite against the bosnians or albanians or something? You know, a common enemy?

Wait until a clear winner emerges then claim we were always on his side, then ask for a permanent seat at the UN security council.

The SDP?

>A video just leaked where our candidate for the prime minister calls them a ''handful of misery''
what happens if they admit it though?

most people here don't consider bosnians an enemy,at least not a bigger one than serbs

Croatia

da, Zoran ''Zoki'' Milanovic

Not this shit again

Any enemy both of your cunts share at least? Or a common idea? I mean, if you are asking me to pick a side I feel far to ignorant to make a choice.
But seriously though, whoever wins would need to secure their borders.

we will join the serbs against our enemy, the EU.

The thing is, I like Croatia more, but Serbia at least has the balls to stand up for itself against bad ideas...

Plz be good guys and don't kill each others:(

>muh Slovene heritage
I'm with you, of course. Besides, murica likes rekting poor, poor Serbia. It reminds us of better days.

hahaha
ohohoho

I prefer Serbia, however I hate R*ssia and all R*ssians, therefore I must side with Croatia.

NEUTRALITY

fucking uncivilized balkanite savages

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>A video just leaked where our candidate for the prime minister calls them a ''handful of misery''
wait that's it?

seriously?

I mean shit, I've seen worse insults than that during PMQs

>I'd love to drink Serbian blood

hihihi

Most likely Croatia desu

looks pretty good,thank you guys

But yeah, seriously don't fight pls ;_;

theres not actually going to be a war though and you know it

SERBIA. Because someone has to be a contrarian, right?

this also an absolute madman !


people here were talking the same shit in the nineties

It's not really good because Russia will probably back Serbia.
I doubt it's actually going to escalate in to anything though.

You never know...pic related: never underestimate the cockiness and incivility of balkanniggers

Reason and logic forgot to insert themselves in the average balkannigger brain it would seem.

>people here were talking the same shit in the nineties
yea but you were trying to get independence now youre just flinging shit at each other

serbia ofc
croats are animals

Both of them should lose to be honest

That and the world is much more tame today
I don't know if that is a correct thing to say, though

Serbia!

why is Serbia portrayed as the bad guys in the west? I literally know nothing about the balkans, except that serbians got genocided by croatian fascists in wwii, but for some reason the west still shills for croatia

Do you really need to ask? Let's kill some Serbs.

because uncle sam

literally the only reason

In reality the Serbs were the ones who committed the fewest atrocities in the 20th century by quite a long margin, and they were also the ones who were the most oppressed and attacked (that was the cost of siding with the good guys while surrounded by bad guys in both world wars).

Serbia

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>tfw if war sparks we can use the opportunity to genocide albozergs
win-win for us

ofcourse there wont be no war, its just media that are blowing up whole things. our ex prime minister just said that serbs wanna rule balkans again but they are poor as shit having no army or strong allies ruled by same people who covinced croatian serbs to start a war in croatia where there was no reason to start one.

well and the croatian fascists got genocided by the croatian commies

Now you should reconsider that.

Oh, come on.

Everyone wanted to leave Yugoslavia but them.

yeah, or else this might happen

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>glorious war music videos will be produced once again

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so the US ruined them because they were russian sympathizers or what?

Would you risk it?

why? with the serbs we always fought on the same side and we might also remove some kebab on the side

wouldn't give up gommunism + russian sympathizers ye

that, and the fact that a weaker balkans is beneficial to the West (because now they can absorb parts of it in their sphere of influence, namely Slovenia and Croatia, whereas a united Yugoslavia was never going to be come under the Western sphere of influence).

Well look where your friendship with the Serbs got you.

now i know youre serbian diaspora lol

>wouldn't give up gommunism
Not really but yeah I think the government at the time was indeed opposed to Western "advice" and wanted to retain a lot of stuff under state ownership.

Yugoslavia was always meant to be shit, it's a strong Bulgaria that both Russia and the West feared. Germans took the side of the underdog, but we won the battles and lost the wars.

thats literally the main reason
serbs got used to living off the state and such, didn't wanna give up socialism
if yugo transitioned into capitalism west wouldnt give 2 fucks about it or the wars, but they had to wipe out everything gommunist

what do you mean? we won both Balkans Wars and both World Wars

So many nazi sympathiser kiddos here

I'm not

I just dislike the idea of backstabbing our own allies in such a way as the Western world did against Serbs. Serbs sacrificed a FUCKTON in BOTH world wars. They deserved to have our full support, not to have their country given to durkas.

You lost Asia Minor and you are the laughing stock of Europe right now. And Greece is my favorite place on Earth, mind you.

whats wrong with being a nazi sympathizer?

Nazis > Russians

If WW2 were to start in the exact same fashion, I would support Nazis over Soviets without a doubt in my mind.

ur that autist who said orthodoxy is greek aren't you? kek, also what the fugg does their population exchange have to do with any alliance with the serbs?

but that is true
usa supports anti assad rebels for that reason
supported moajaheds who later became taliban for the same reason too
anbody who isnt ther butt licker is in danger

Serbs are a hill tribe. They were never meant to have a mini-empire.

you didn't answer my question

>anbody who isnt ther butt licker is in danger
t. as soon as georgian and ukrainian leaders stopped licking your ass parts of their countries magically disappeared

at least we just fuck over random shit holes, instead of annexing alberta cause trudeau got elected

What was your question?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Asia Minor already in Turkish hands by then? I know there were lots of ethnic Greeks still left, and I'm perfectly aware that originally it was Greek clay, but I imagine there must have been lots of Turkroaches already there, so I find it hard to see how it ever could have not been lost.

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serbs had nothing to do with greek-turkish war and the economic crisis, it was both solely our fault

Any sources or news articles on that?

Unclench your anal cavities lads.

Its the second parliamentary elections this year for croats shot flinging is common and expected.
We had parliamentary elections as well and i think presidential next year after that we'll simply go ignoring each other again.

Provided that the Croat government doesn't fall apart inside a month like last time.

Greek cannons were heard at Ankara. It's compicated. They made enemies of their immediate neighbors, so that they could divide Makedonia between themselves and the Serbs.

None.

You stand with us, Polska.

>let me tell u about ur country

>at least we just fuck over random shit holes
Perhaps if you minded your own business in the first place, Russia would've followed your example as well instead of becoming paranoid about Nato on its borders.

Кaквo? Bлaдиcлaв Bapнeнчик гoвopи ли ти нeщo, cвиньo cpъбcкa?

Mujahideen didn't become Taliban. Taliban was a Pakistani creation after the Soviet war. Pakistan, however, was a US ally back then. So you can still blame them.

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>conversing with a bvljugar bacteria
kys

name one superpower over the course of history that minded it's own business

if u can do that name a superpower that meddled less in the outside world than the us did

в тpи нa пилoнитe

>if u can do that name a superpower that meddled less in the outside world than the us did
that's easy
china :^))
кaј ce тиe дaј гyгл мaпи
he's one butthurt kid whose been spamming balk every night at around 12-1 for days now, its like his autism is on the clock

>serb AND muslim
You can't really go any lower than that, lad.

т. cyкa cyкoв

Well Poland is NATO.

Croatia can not attack us, not in their wildest dreams.
If they do they will not receive any help from NATO, and that be suicide.

We wont attack them because Vucic is playing the Tito game, trying to sit on both EU and Russia chairs.

youre kidding me right?

no one will attack any one rofl now a days croat/serb relations are top notch from what ive seen, if anything u will unite against the second wave of islamic hordes, coming soon to a germany near you

cвиньo, пpeдcтaви ce. бocaнeц. пo-ниcш oт ниcшитe. лaйнo.

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>no one will attack any one rofl
Thanks for telling us, Nato was just about to launch the nukes.

Daily reminder that Serbs are Orthodox Bosniaks and Croats are Catholic Bosniaks.