What does your country's chess opening say about your cunt?

What does your country's chess opening say about your cunt?

do countries have chess openings?

Many of them do.

>Dutch defence

One of the best responses to d4 in my opinion.

Any books where I can learn more about chess?
Is it too for me at age 26?

what's happening here

The french offer their lady to the enemy
cucks

Fischer's book on principles of chess.
Vukocic's art of attack.

What did he mean by this?

Ignore the gif part

You tell me, I'm ignorant at chess.

You send the knights forth to gain honour
pretty simple
I actually used to do that a lot as a child, nice to see that it's not retarded

>sweden
>yes

Some funky rapid development opening. Reminds me of something we used to with boats

>The first world chess champion Wilhelm Steinitz said "I have never in my life played the French Defence, which is the dullest of all openings".

>Spanish opening
It's actually pretty good if you are against a begginers. (Spanish Empire vs Aztecs)

Ruy Lopez (Spanish opening) is one of the most popular

Lolled hard
Also:

Correct play for white is to move Knight captures square e5

>russians copying the white man

just kidding.

correct play for white is to actually wait for Black to capture square e4 with Knight.

Then White moves Queen to e2 square.

Too fat, sorry.
Orly? I usually just put my second knight into play by defending e4. Or an officer to d3, but the other one has hard time entering the game then.

>officer
Who dat?

Think about this for a second.

White captures e5 square with White Knight.

Black captures e4 square with Black Knight.

White places Queen to e2 square...

Profit???!!

Knights, Bishops, Rooks, and Queens are all the King's Officers/Lieutenants

Dat pointy bastard who runs only same-colored tiles
Nop
Best way to develop your center presence is to fill central tiles with well-defended pawns, so your opponent will have hard time maneuvering on the outer flanks

But you russkies came up with the newfangled hypermodern concept.

Never seen this stuff before
I think pawn to e3 is the right thing here

Pretty telling, really.

Lost 13 cigarettes to my prisonmate on this shit
Never played again

The french defense is hardly an American opening. In fact, hardly any openings were developed in North America. A few variations here and there maybe. Like the Benko or something.

hahahhahahahahah

is that why no respectable player plays it?

I'm not a pro though. I don't know, nor do I care about professional chess.

g3 and keep developing the flanks.

Well. I'm and FM. Dutch is pretty debunked.

Why don't you invent a leaf opening if you are so smart.

Never lost with this

hon hon hon

ze surrender

>not the sicilian defense
I'm disappointed

the dutch is fucking gay and boring

>another mad leaf

artifical cunt

I dont think ive ever seen it played by anyone over 1500

Wait, is that a leaf on your flag?

i play blitz, 3 -5 mins/player and dutch defense throws a lot of people off

nimsovic is pretty good too

i have a 2k coef on lichess and a 1850 on chess.com as of today