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janny is a cunt

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essex

CC are for the rich only. Portherners need not apply

doncaster

woah hohoho of course not haha

>?

didn't really faze me

(redacted) wasn't really likeable enough.

Anybody know how she helped him with his addiction? Really curious tbqh

eto shto

I feel like killing myself every time this fucking advert comes on.

hmm

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bit late lad haha

keep seeing a shadow move in the top corner of my wardrobe mirror every few months

my cat saw it once and fucking bolted down the stairs immediately, so I know its not just me

ANYONE HERE GAY

need another pis*

deary me lmao

Keep losing money on pokerstars because I only play when I'm drunk recently

And I like to play for large potential profit rather than grinding

Bad habit

i will be the judge of whether it is a pleasure to meet you

me in the top corner

yeah lol x

probably a shrew

milk was a bit rancid

nothing ventured nothing gained

*prays you away*

could've sniffed it

only me

SPOOPY

did i ever tell you guildford was shit btw lol

company paid for an open bar tab and it was still shit lmao

>drinking milk

milk is for baby cows

where did you go

I agree
дa

yanks why isn't this your national anthem
youtube.com/watch?v=v582kPp43Mg

*jumps off the side of the thread to escape*

that was a close one

Deleted my twitter. That place is just as toxic and hateful as Sup Forums. At least here though it's mostly people fucking around, on twitter it seems so much worse

yeah it had a dodgy smell but I don't give up easily

my ex just graduated from uni lads, her pics are on facebook and are bringing me really down

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WOOOOOOAAAAA HOOOOOOOOOOOOO
W-W-W OOOOOAH
W-W-W- WOOOOOOAHHH
YOU'RE SUCH A, YOU'RE SUCH A, YOU'RE SUCH A HOT TEMPTATION

can't remember, some pub and then we looked for some clubs after being sufficiently drunk and they all looked absolute shite/not open

Rippletits says it's for baby mammals, and you are a baby mammal

>giving man milk to baby cows
pervert

why isn't I Vow To Thee our anthem?

there's nothing worse than rancid milk
just the smell of it makes me want to vomit desu

Like to travel the UK every few months to hide in some cunt's wardrobe lads haha. Puts the bloke right on edge.

cant take the banter I see

we had a vote

not our fault if you didn't show up

you have been seen to trample my demands CONTEMPTUOUSLY into the mud

post heritage

bit dead

post more

good job i like to stab wildly into my wardrobe every hour on the hour

hope you're not in there now

o.k

>having your ex on facebook
sounds like something a cuck would do

ty

gonna be another drink desu

75% english inbred farmers traceable back to the civil war
25% scottish clanners that are all ginger bastard alcoholics that fight at funerals

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thoughts?

which drink will you be this time?

100% kenyan

going to go out to dinner with her tonight then take her home and fuck her all night
then cuddle all day the next day
feel like I'm living in a dream lads

>have a facebook account
sounds like something a normie would do

the gf

Lol. But seriously it's not banter, it's pure hate on all sides

gin and tonic again
that's all i've got

mate will not be happy when he sees his 1l bottle of gin all gone

oh well tho

mostly Ghanaian

Chug that shit nigga

brothers charged me through the arse

pound a bottle can you imagine

genuinely had tummy shake at this

east coast > west coast

i've had enough of your shit y*nk
it's "down your drink my mate" fs

i'd pound his bottle if you get what i mean

deeply despise this 'women'

great minds think alike :]

*goes to a place called casino and it's not actually a casino it's a shit club*

>guild"""""ford"""""

this is all i see

which side are you on?

great behinds stink alike

*farts on you*

quarter grenadian quarter paddy

25% Chinese
25% Black
50% White

lol where did you appear from?

*drive-by spears you from an ostrich*

youtu.be/cB2NCQFppsY?t=7m5s

me in the scarf

Whatever dude, semantics and shit

FOY

>my alt right mum and stepdad are furious that article 50 still hasn't been invoked

ah yes

please being in london

umm, hi, i'll have a burger- salted

say it correctly RIGHT NOW

only just got home

i currently have an erect penis and am wanking

just tried to drink a beer and the cap was still on

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please being in london

pics

have you been FONTing?

>want to give up your porn addiction? just get a really hot wife who is desperate for your dick!
Why didn't we think of this before?

why janny

see

I'll say once you give me a pic of your drink ready and waiting

25% Sicilian
50% Welsh
12.5% English
12.5% Irish

that was a bit silly

brb pouring myself another drank

see