If you could wake up in a country of your choice, being ethnically of that country and with its citizenship...

If you could wake up in a country of your choice, being ethnically of that country and with its citizenship, what country would it be?
I'd like to be a Brazilian.

Switzerland

Are you insane?

Also,there is no such thing as a "brazilian ethnicity"

I will waste this once in a lifetime opportunity to keep being a Brazilian just so I can be with you, Finlando-kun.

somalia
nothing changes
but it'd be cool

Probably Swiss or Danish desu

That's easy. I'd be Chinese.

>I'd like to be a Brazilian.

Retard alert. Everyone evacuate thread immediately.

Austria

Japanese

Italian.

Otherwise Dutch (lmao).

I want to be Haitian or Australian.

No laws, just roving gangs of marauders and anarchy but they still have pretty good schools and modern medicines.

Brasil, I wanna be in one of these nazi villages founded after ww2 desu

brasil
i want to be white

US, the only thing that changes is that now I have a greencard

Congo, and then come back to Finland XDDD Ebin :DD

This would be your future.

Nobody really hates US-born Mexicans though. Besides anchor babies but that's because they belong to shitty illegal immigrant parents.

One of our closest family friends is hispanic and his family fucking hates illegals because they did it legit and are actually good honest people. Had to pay a fuck ton of money, and wait a long time to get their grandma here meanwhile cartels just funnel them in like cattle.

unironically seriously finland
i dont know much about it and get specially interested in, but feel it'd convince me
would've said the uk if several years ago though

one of murikas major cities doesnt seem to be so bad if i get alot of money and a secure living space together with it

Memes aside Canada or US I love the new world.

>I'd like to be a Brazilian.
why

Greek, Italian, Spanish, Maltese or Portuguese

Probably Northern Europe if I had any of those nationalities above

I'd like to be "your heartsvillian"

Population: me

i pick Brazil too

Hmmm... I dunno.
Pheraps a mongolian? Irish could be nice too...

>Finland
>I'd like to be a Brazilian
I feel triggered

Honestly, one of the Scandinavian country.
They got great nature and landscapes.
Few people and huge territory.

French

>I'd like to be a Brazilian
>OP derailing his own thread

Norwegian,United Statian,Australian or Canadian.

>finn
>doesn't want to be japanese
nice proxy faggot

S-SENPAI FU FU~

No, i love you.

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>this thread
what the fuck

>I'd like to be a Brazilian.

Just live in a slum and rob tourists with your gang of 5 year old kids regularly.

Brazilian, so I can eat great rice and beans everyday. Dream accomplished.

Qatari t b h

So what would happen with south africa if i wanted to be rich and whoite British diaspora?