Walk outside

>walk outside
>this being approaches you
>give me all your money or I will kick your ass

1. Your country
2. What would you do

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Joke's on you, I only carry my debit and bus cards.

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>canada
>teleport behind him

I carry an old cell phone and usually leave little money in my wallet just for this.

>mexico
>call la banda alterada

Be careful not to step on the little toad.

*gets fucking shot*

1. Sbain
2. Give him 3 euros

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Just a regular encounter with the police in Brazil

Hey man, how you been? Haven't seen you since high school, this calls for some beers

1. Your country
Only the best country in the world

2. What would you do
Shoot him with my freedums.

close the door, walk over to my room and grab my rifle

I always carry a crack rock and a pipe for these situations.

1. pls see flag above ^ (United States)
2. REEEEEEEEEE and shit and piss myself

So u be sayin' u gonna fuck with me?

>"come on man, i'm from X neighborhood, i know X guy"
>"oh shit, sorry man, peace"

1. Flag.
2. Cut his throat with my bowie knife. Assailant tries to make jesus cross with his blood.
3. Finish by curbstomping.