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nice thread 2bh

Hi

thanks brudder

why does ur man refuse to pump my bum? is he gay?

>can't sleep without taking 100mg of benadryl nightly
This isn't good lads

>moving 2.41TB at 9MB/s

thnking about ur man thinking that i'm a pedojew actually arouse me. my panties r wet tee heee XDD

I'm a nice guy, why don't girls give me (You)s?

AND ONE DAY WE WILL DIE
AND OUR ASHES WILL FLY
FROM THE AEROPLANE OVER THE SEA

baby

>tfw the only food in your kitchen is a loaf of bread and a frozen pizza

why yr man doesn't give me You's anymoew? did he break up with me?

Because girls only go for 4chads 2bh.

How do I get a cute star in my name field

>I'm nice guy
Here's a participation (You)

Stop playing shitty games and you'll get one

That's perfect

Be recognized by moderating team as a quality poster

what did you mean by this

Sup Forums gold 2bh

how can I get a cute ur man in my cunt

why are you all ignoring baby?

very cute

never reply to me again anime dork

*shakes you*
hahahaha

youtube.com/watch?v=idaVAPtw1sk

best one yet imo

Cute!!

...

Never force memes on me or my son every again

Oh
Is it worth it?

you shall be cleansed in the coming war.

What country is the biggest rival of USA?

business idea: purge all the anime dweebs

china and russia

Canada, no question

Canadians are rampant shitposters

If you want to see this classic porn yes.

Natural selection will purge them all with time

...

I can't wait that long

pls I could outshit post all of canada by myself. As a matter of fact I used to do it everyday.

Canadian shitposting is both overrated and overstated

Shit
I already have a huge classic porn collection
But more is always better

Fun fact: Canada isn't actually a real place. Alaska is an island

>be Canadian
>poopypost for no reason
Remind me why we haven't all collectively committed suicide yet

>actually dedicated to and focused on my studies
ive never had a first week like this
think i might actually do well this year

Don't act like that's some astonishing feat. Canada is weak shit.

Your inexperience will leave you burnt out after week 8. Screenshot this.

lol you're gonna crash and burn for your optimism

It's a friendly rivalry, right?
Do Russia still is one of the biggest rivals of USA?

Alaska is the best state, too bad you can't explore nature whitout feeling worried about a grizzly bear.

more China nowadays

its just HS bruv

Meese are just as dangerous

Doesn't matter. Delayed development of study skills puts you at a disadvantage.

goodbye

>tfw no B Streis gf

ur man is a 4chad unlike u, pathetic loosers.

>friendly rivalry
nope
pure hatred

tranny pedo jew

He unironically got held back in high school
That's the level of intelligence we're dealing with here

for me that motivation usually burns out with in the first 2 months.
>Do Russia still is one of the biggest rivals of USA?
they still disagree on occasion and they're both military super powers so there is still a lot of tension between the two. if trump is elected this could change though.

Nah
Underage b&

>tfw you're a gold poster

but i love you merica-kun :(

ive never failed a test because i didnt study
if i dont try to achieve anything i dont need to study
tschüs
it just feels like stoicism rather than motivation tb h
i just feel i gotta do what i gotta do

u r mad that i like ur man and not you, filthy cocroach.

No trannies allowwd

More like a reddit MOLD poster LOL

fuck off

>"Just be cool, man!"
*be's cool*

why does ur man keep ignoring me? I'm upset now :(

NOT THE BEES

that's funny because I was banned on Redit after second post. no wonder nobody likes me here, Sup Forums has same mods with that site.

okay then suck his cock already

this. this is the pinnacle of masculinity.

>tfw no qt Galician gf

>tfw too stoic to have a gf

more like stoDICC

I did not want to see leslie jones' nudes but I have

not that bad desu

i've seen worse
we've all seen worse

stoic is just a nice why of saying 'sperglord'

Anyone have any Chris Chan x Leslie Jones smut? I need an on the edge wank.

ah well ive seen worse and im sure you have too

I prefer aloof

Whoops wrong thread

Sophist scum

loaf of bread and ramen here

I feel very bad

>I'm not a hedonist

is that guy who takes lots of DXM here?

I'm gonna go to the Mega Lo Mart
You guys want something?

It's past his bed time

I want a squishee, made of nothing but syrup

This is what I'm deathly afraid of
First week in uni, highschool went absolute shit but I'm finding I'm more productive now somehow. I've been seriously trying to limit any optimistic sort of "happy" thoughts.

>I oppose illegal immigration

i thought you were repeating my post but then i realised i posted after you

it's friday

>women don't have a right to choose