/shart/

Invited: USA, India, Germany

Not invited: TOILET FAGS

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youtube.com/watch?v=k-0T5yoXBhM
economist.com/blogs/johnson/2011/08/germany
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

knowyourmeme.com/memes/shart-in-mart

SHARTING IN PARKING

youtube.com/watch?v=k-0T5yoXBhM

See the "not invited" section.

Why are we invited? We're too uptight about Hygiene to piss standing up at home, remember?

dont germans have some weird thing with scat

"One of Hitler's favorite words was Scheisskerl (“shithead”): he apparently used it to describe not only other people but himself as well. After the war, Hitler's doctors told U.S. intelligence officers that their patient had devoted surprising energy to examining his own feces, and there was pretty strong evidence that one of his favorite things to do with women was to have them poop on him."
economist.com/blogs/johnson/2011/08/germany

>Hitler is representative of every German

wow..so this is the power....of american education

We just produce it. The Brits are the number one consumers in the world. Same thing with our rampant sex tourism due to lenient prostitution laws, it's always Brits or Aussies coming here to pig out

Germans are facinated by shit. To them it's more entertaining than a good engineering project. It's a known fact.

scat porn is my favorite porn

lol

WTF

SHART IN MART

>be me this morning
>go to the local grocery to stock up on pop-tarts, ho-hos, tendies, and other essential food items
>while picking out my favorite flavor of sugar coated bacon donuts from the isle, i feel the urge to take a number 2
>stop what im doing and squeeze out a little mud monkey in my pants, a few drops get on the floor
>old lady next to me sees it and joins in, we have a nice little poo party right there in the store
>at checkout the store manager sees the stain on the back of my XXXXXL grey heavy duty sweatpants and asks if the sharty party has started without him knowing
>its only just begun my freedom friend
>everyone in the store drops a load in their pants right there and engage in the time honored American tradition of fecal fighting
>after the fun winds down, store manager gives everyone free XXL bowls of ice cream as thanks for the fun family entertainment
>i leave the grocery covered in poop and packed with delicious snacks, for a moment, simply euphoric
>the Indian immigrant across the street at the gas station smiles and nods respectfully toward me
>my mfw face when i realize third worlders and yuropoors will never experience the undiluted sense of freedom that a nice shart in the mart gives

Good thread

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On August 20th, Redditor Racego submitted a screenshot of a Sup Forums thread titled “The United Nations of Shitposting,” in which several posters from different countries complete the phrase “shart in mart” (shown below). Within four days, the post gathered upwards of 990 votes (90% upvoted) and 30 comments on /r/Sup Forums

why can't reddit just fuck off

>why can't reddit just fuck off
memes and reddit are very related
Shitposters are reddit tier user

WE DID IT!

So that's where Mountain Dew comes from...

YOU GUYS ARE NOT INVITED!

>shart posters are now confirmed redditors
FUCK OFF MY BOARD, YOU NORMIE SCUM! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU CAN'T COME INTO THIS SACRED PLACE BECAUSE YOUR MEME IS LITERAL REDDIT SHIT, SO GO OFF TO YOUR ANAL LICKING SHIT SITE. LITERALLY >>>/shart/reddit

You missed brits with their stool in pool

Also germany is not a toilet fag anymore?

Shiza porn videos. Germans have a strange affinity for human fecal matter and are thus allowed.

If I move to Murrica as an emigrant will it be a good idea for the first time going to any walmart to buy cheap food and goods? And for sharting, of course.

bump

I'm sorry, you must first be a citizen before you can shart in the mart

Americans can't get away from getting shot.

But... What I do to get a citizenship? Should I participate in a shootout?

>Shiza porn videos
absolut disgusting, i don't even know why people watching this shit

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Worked as a manager at a grocery store for a few years, a few sharting instances come to mind. Most that involved cleanup were for old people that didn't make it to the bathroom, or made it to the bathroom and sprayed shit all over the walls. One old man in particular shat his pants at the checkout, and there wasn't a line behind him so no one noticed the pile of shit on the floor until another customer slipped and fell in it.

Another time a customer got her dog in on the sharting action, she brought it inside and before anyone could tell her to take it out it dropped a turd in front of the registers.

>Torism