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I have wasted my life

nth for It's kinda late and I'm kinda tired nth edition

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Ikff
Its strange when i think i spent months of my life waking up every morning with a tranny trying to stick her dick i my asscrack in her sleep

kettle corn is based

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Gross.

How can you even live with yourself?

I want a friend
I don't have any

kill urself pleb

Have you lost control of your life?

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you got us

I don't wanna click that link because the song is gonna make me sad

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No u

fuck that

Im not giving up

Why don't you have friends?

doggo is trying to hit me up for some kettle corn

ANTAWN SUGAHR

Was really shy in school and was deathly afraid of talking to people.
During lunch break I would just walk home and eat lunch by myself.
Never really ended up forming relationships with classmates, and I went to a very small high school.

If only you got here sooner. I'm off to bed.
Sweet dreams, everyone.

What's stopping from making friends?

guys my mouth hurts so much from my wisdom teeth removal that I can't sleep. the hydros and ibuprophen do nothing

All I can taste is blood and I'm afraid to swallow anything in case I give myself a dry socket

this isn't fun or comfy anymore

Don't have anywhere I could meet friends with similar interests to me.
Most of the people who go to my gym are nice people, but I have nothing in common with them besides the gym.
Other than that, there isn't really anywhere I could make friends with people that are into the kinds of vidya games that I am.

that's what you get for being genetically inferior

evolve or suffer

do you talk to them at least? When I used to go to the gy, there were treadmills lined up enxt to each other, and sometimes Id strike up a conversation with someone next to me, usually about a show they were watching on the miniature TV's or something. Works in the hot tub too

You can meet people and make friends anywhere.
Do you work or study?

can you suppress a shotgun?

that's some pretty tall talk for such a little mexican

It is nothing more than "hey"
I used to talk more with the people at the gym I used to go to, but they have since shut down.
Dropped out, and currently looking for work.

How old are you?

19

when I got my wisdom teeth removed I took mdma a week later and was gurning like crazy and didn't have any side effects

What are your hobbies and interests?

are you a psychiatrist

Old games (pre-2000), regular vidya, powerlifting, politics, music (meme grips, grimes, etc.)

No, I'm just trying to help him
Do you go to concerts, game stores or gyms?

Grimes is such a qt

I want to shove my big American bepis into her

gnight

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Really makes you think...

She's qt I will fucking fight you

No good concerts ever come to my city, game stores are pretty shit here, and while some people at the gym seem nice I have nothing in common with them except lifting, plus, I kinda prefer to be left alone while I'm lifting so I'm not distracted.
Very good taste

meet me by the jungle gym at recess, I'll break you in two

That's your problem, you want to be alone and don't try to meet new people

I will put you in the fucking dirt, kiddo

jesus christ tchiago just give it up

Lol so as of a couple days ago we as a country are like 1 trillion dollars in debt which means every individual over age 18 is ~$60k in debt.

We ain't paying that shit back, no way

Shut up Mary

i want to know why shitting yourself in public is apparently normal enough to not warrant doing something about it in america

>1 trillion
*19 trillion

maybe if you start a war you'll be able to pay it back

Well, I can't imagine my interests mesh well with a typical dudebro.
Besides, I can never hit new PRs if I'm distracted with other stuff.

its as uncommon as getting robbed by a talking kangaroo in australia

nah fuck that we'll eventually end up just admitting we're not paying most of it back one way or another

I need emotional guidance in these trying times, buds. I don't drink at all and I never have. My 21st birthday is in December and MAYBE I'll celebrate that with my first drink. It's Friday night of course, and I see all of my friends and cousins on Snapchat at parties and clubs getting drunk and shit. It's stupid, but it makes me feel like a kid to see them doing that while I sit at home shitposting on here like a fucking square because I listened to my parents and stayed away from drugs and alcohol. That feeling is even worse because I don't even dorm on campus, I commute and live at home with my parents. What am I missing out on? Will I regret this when I'm older? Does staying away from that stuff really pay out in the long run?

I'm sorry

she's ugly and her music is terrible

III AM FAAALLING

III AM FAADING

Just chug a bottle of Robitussin you'll be fine

But nah in all seriousness all the kids that never got their partying experience in highschool when it didn't matter end up going crazy with the booze and drugs once they get older. Most of the other people have already been there, done that, and gotten over it.

what part of usa is this?

lel a talking kangaroo xD

so yeh lets discuss those pictures of americans actually behaving like indians

in fact it's worse than indians because they at least pick a specific spot and don't unload in a shopping center

like I said, its highly uncommon

its mainly in the deep south where the average IQ rarely beats triple digits

Who here watchin world peace

You aren't missing out on a whole lot. People who base their entire social lives around drinking are generally very shallow people that you don't want to spend time with. Drinking is something that comes secondary to socializing for me.

I used to get shitfaced every day for months after I turned 21. I stopped drinking every day and cut it down to maybe once or twice a week. I realized that I was having just as much fun as before.

Honestly, I recommend trying alcohol, but do not use it as a tool to socialize. You will become reliant on it, and it will ruin you. The periods of people partying and showing off on snapchat will come to an end as people either become functioning adults, or drunkards who end up dying young or going nowhere fast.

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*punches you in the jaw*

I know you're just shitposting and engaging in banter but people shitting themselves in public is not a common occurrence here

If I turn into an alcoholic I'll just blame my parents.

You control yourself, that's on you.

Today's episode was great

I would but I don't have a TV subscription

I just watch the episodes when they get uploaded to youtube

>people shitting themselves in public is not a common occurrence here
suppose that's true (it's not lel) why do the befoulers continue shopping like nothing has happened?

just a joke t.bh

Because they are white trash or nogs

r u me
especially the feeling like a square part
I feel like everyone judges me for it
I'm socially awkward to begin with, so I think that when people I know see that I don't drink or party, they feel bad for me and think I'm an autist or something. maybe they don't, but I think they do. I don't like feeling that way.

They are literally retarded.

they probably aren't aware of it

>tfw eating BBQ chicken with ranch and lemonade

feels good. Haven't eaten all day so I'm having a ton of it

oh good heavens just look at the time

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Why does womans hates me?

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it's time

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I never should have watched this show

I made such a huge mistake

Trap card?

you're the mistake, anime dork

I know, why do you think I want to kill myself?

>Tfw gf cooked lunch but didn't make enough Jiaozi so I only get a succ again

Good post desu

>tfw the Jews didn't have enough spy cameras to spy in eberywhere

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im bakkk...did u miss me ?~

absolutely not you annoying fuck

oh

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This song is actually perfect. I don't think there's anything about it that I don't love

>There are Americans ITT RIGHT NOW that will be imprisoned for frogposting by this time next year

*smashes HDD into bits*
They'll never catch me!

One of their more underrated songs.
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Honestly, I feel like Remain in Light is kind of overrated. It's impressive and all, but for actually listening for pleasure, Fear of Music, More Songs about Buildings and Food and Speaking in Tongues are better

>ranch
>any dressing at all on anything

off yourself promptly.

you fucking faggot, I'm going to come and fuck you in the ass until you start singing about how the days are going by at the top of your lungs you tasteless fucking homo

how subhumans like you continue to walk the earth without dying of retardation and unculturedness eludes me

wow I'm rly fucked up!

Did you even read my post you mongoloid? Remain in Light is a great album, the others I mentioned just seem more fun to listen to