/CP/ Culture Pals general - We're All Going to Die Alone edition

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1st for /rei15 and strayacunt

>rei15

he looks like a gleaming homosexual

>OLD THREAD

fucking muslims

Reposting from last thread. If you're here German girl, pls respond:

If you're reading, can I have an explanation as to why the Germans have attempted destroying Europe 7 times at least in recorded history? Also would you like to be my girlfriend?

Is this fucking real life?

She was a fake some user used to bait him... God bless that user!

fucking mehmet abdullah achmed mohammed salllasallabinbin is too stupid to understand a bit of fun

>I-I-I was just pretending to be retarded!
>bye
>is still replying

Shitskins are so cute desu :3

We two dear countries, friends forever, fought the Tunisian menace here. If you want to know our names, they are America and Australia.

Protect fellow Anglosphere countries even though they hate us. No one gets to hurt an Aussie except for other Anglosphere countries.

I know. I'm shitposting lad.

Where did we do that?

Previous thread

my name is ⵍⴻⵉⵜⵀ miboun

My computer doesn't speak terrorist. How about writing your name in a real language for all of us to see?

koreaboos, koreaboos as far as the eye can see

I thought you left Sayidul bin bucket?

>miboun
Just googled this. Is gay really the worst insult you can think of? Lmaoing@ur life.

Damn, I wish Dirk was here to experience this...

do u even know the name of this alphabet illiterate shit

Sandscribbles
Autistic children having a seizure with a pen in their hand
The floaty things in your eyeballs that you see sometimes

Tell me Allah Taqir why would I learn the name of irrelevant moon rune languages?

youtu.be/jaRBHQlEu-o

First skype contact

Really clingy attractive 29-year-old korean girl

Did I do good?

sand scribbles? looking at them will blow ur mind stupid

Didn't you say you were going outside? Go already.

It will blow (up) a lot more than my mind buddy

but i can't refuse an invitation this will user sad

Believe me, there won't be any sad anons if you go.

never belive in a stranger especially autist ones

But I already don't believe you.

The US of A goes all the way

I can't stop sending dick pics I have a serious problem

t.rei15

t.miboun
i'm a 9/10 (pic related)

>Last person that messaged me on daily basis for months is probably dead by now

she's clingy because she's 29 and that's bad in Korea

>OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA WHITE WYMEN

>In the interest of making friends
>Ps: comprehensive consideration of the parties to the I side of the factors, I did not come to a blind date, so I still do not upload my photos.
Is she autistic?

Well I think I'm done with this site now, and maybe even done with girls for a while. I can't get over my qt who, for reasons unknown to me, decided she didn't want to talk to me anymore one day after months of us talking. Before I decide to leave the site forever though I was thinking about sending her one last message just kinda discussing how I felt, and a "last thoughts" kind of thing. She hasn't even been on in a couple weeks though, so who knows if she'll even get it. Would this be a bad/stupid thing to do though? I don't know, what do you guys think?

block her and talk to other girls, much better solution

It doesn't work. A shit ton of French girls message me for some reason, but they cant compare with her. I don't even have the motivation to keep a conversation going with anyone else anymore.

I think you are retarded or 13 years old.
Depends.
She found a cock to drill her, no need for your attention anymore.

No, for certain reasons, that doesn't make sense. And it's just because we didn't even end on a bad note, she just stop responded on day, and we talked serval hours everyday leading up to them.

Kek, stop getting that invested it's a woman after all.

Whatever. You will never knoe anyway. I think it was cock drilling.

Ignore the american user senpai. We don't like them here since they don't understand humour or banter

it was probably a cock
possibly she found herself too attached
possibly both

message her again then if she doesn't reply oh well. or if she has an email or something

But she was perfect. And I was actually happy for once in my life, I really don't want to go back to my prior lifestyle.

>message her again
Should I send her my long autism speech though or...? Is there even another way to go at it at this point?

There is only one way user.

Post her account on here. We'll back you up.

>Israel

On vacation here. I live in america [spoiler]you silly goy[/spoiler]

wtf no spoilers on this board?

oy vey

Why would one go on vacation to Israel though? Makes you wonder...

This girl I'm talking to is repeatedly visiting my profile

Should I tell her I notice and use it to make an advance, or is that too risky?

Did you only have her on interpals?

I'm late to the party but KEK at sandnigger thinking he's attractive.
>shitty meme angle
>filteriest filter ever
>scarf
what a fag

No, I had her whatsapp too, I specifically downloaded it just to talk to her actually, and we talked on there for maybe a month before she decided to literally randomly block me, or delete her account I suppose, for no apparent reason to me. So that's what's making me crawl back to IP.

did you get nudes

just ask her how come she doesnt talk to you anymore in a friendly way

"hey how come you dont talk to me now? did you get married lol"

Hello /cp/, how do I get an Sup Forums gf?

I could honestly care less about nudes
That still seems so autistic...

You use the fucking website sperglord.

Will u be my Sup Forums gf?

>I could honestly care less about nudes

I derive a lot more hapiness from simply talking to her, or girls in general.

betas aren't welcome on /cp/ my sharting friend

1776

...

I'd post another insult here, but your country really isn't relevant anymore so I couldn't think of anything.

>send snap of my hairy leg
>qt sends back 20 seconds of laughing
Wtf

fuck off beta cuck

You have to go back.

lol butthurt

See

she just wants your shekels

desu I've never had any girls who asked me for money or anything, they probably realise I look poor

how do you make the transition from casually chatting to noodz

depends on how horny they already are desu, you just gotta feel it out

just send a dick pic casually

Esta bien Pedro :)

>those girls who promise nudes when they are 'ready' you wait a month and they say they changed their mind because you aren't their boyfriend
god damn I hate flighty indecisive bitches

17 days until new D-day lads. (this time she's visiting me) :3

R A R E
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I know that feel
>underwear full of precum after chatting with my prude qt for hours

Jesus Christ, seriously what's the deal with nudes? Didn't you fulfill your needs for that when you were like 13?

lad if I'm forced to listen to some boring basic bitch whine about her generic problems and her generic life goals of moving to London I want nudes as compensation, it's an investment of time

Nudes are like trophies.
And the most of us are on interpals for a little ego push I guess.

>fulfilling need for nudes
you are really really gay and fat and a big doodoohead

Incredibly rude.

>Russian qt says she wants to bite my neck, ears and lips, and scratch her name into my back

SHART

can somebody accurately explain why girls get triggered by dick pics? I don't see why they would get angry over it it's more funny than anything

Hot t b h

Sounds like she is mentally ill or something like that.

DEATH BY SNU SNU

>tfw not a stud((((
soon, soon(((

Is she hot?