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/brit/
umm I'm not posting in that
janny has chosen
Me after a cheeky GBK 2bh
have to go help my dad change the tires on one of our tractors but I don't wannnnnnntttt toooooooooooooooooooooo ;______;
A friend of me met a literal prostitute on tinder and got angry with her wasting his time. She got sad and gave him a free blowjob.
BASED FUCKING JANNY
TRAITORS BTFO
I'm a paki but here are the top 20 things I hate about them
>Don't learn English
>Dress as if they're still in Pakistan
>Have 5 kids, whenever they leave the house they have all of them in tow at once
>The women walk funny
>They worship white people when confronted by them (customers, social situations etc)
>Force their kids into specific "respectable" careers such as Pharmacy
>Don't encourage their kids to revise, brush their teeth, eat healthy etc because they don't know anything about such concepts
>The women have no self-respect or spine, they worship men
>The men worship their mothers and view all other women as trash
>The men revere their fathers despite he having likely raped their precious mothers
>The men remain infantile (stunted maturity and emotional growth) for a prolonged period of time (often indefinitely), the women always remain infantile
>The importance they place on religion, superstitions and cultural rituals
>They consider themselves Muslims first, Pakistani second and British third
>They're tax cheats
>They're expert leaches, getting jobs in the NHS and council to further dry up our public services
>They're in constant competition with each other despite having shit (my TV is bigger than yours, my 3,000 quid car is better than yours etc) and that's how they treat their friends
>Shame culture
>Blame avoidance culture and refusal to take responsibility, don't think it wrong to try weaselling out of consequences etc.
>Pride in stupid shit like going to the mosque more often (and using this to shame others)
>Anti-LGBT
JANNY'S OFF THE CHAIN TONIGHT
rate the new profile
pof.com
It's not tea if it's not 50% milk (blue top)
fucking australophobic janny
GET ABOSOLUTY FUCKED
/brit/ is /brit
JFs out
>janny deleting non-rulebreaking threads just because he doesn't like them
Not a fan.
Post super cool webms
need to get /fit/, /fa/, /lit/, /out/, /diy/, /biz/ and /ck/ as soon as possible, really want a proper life
i'm 18 now, is it too late for me to go from lazy dosser to productive man of society?
bit rude
i recently started drinking chamomile tea and i haven't gotten around to checking whether or not i'm supposed to add milk to it
i've been having it without milk just to be on the safe side
yes m8 if you're not a complete human at age 18 you should basically kill yourself
kek
sad cunt
JAAAANNNNNYYYYYYYY
Stating my case on /his/, hope my adversary can understand my reasoning.
Some of this list is good like
>careering in pharmacy
>being nice to whites
>being anti-faggot
>loyal women
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>>Don't encourage their kids to revise
Well that's bullshit. Everybody knows that paki parents force their kids to study and will pay for private tutors.
>i'm 18 now, is it too late for me to go from lazy dosser to productive man of society?
these children need to just stroll on back to whatever social network they crawled here from
hurry up and console me lads
you'll get used to it
youre not meant to put milk in any tea besides regular breakfast tea
isn't that what you drink when you can't sleep?
submissive isn't loyal mate
remove b4 u are ban'd
>i'm 18 now
alright, thanks for letting our researchers know
most of /brit/ is doing worse than me and they're years older than me
18 isn't even old lmao
HashTag:-bantz
>apply to jobs
>don't get replies
ah yes
I could apply for a job at McDonalds
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yes and thats wrong. all the development you will ever do has to be done before you're 18 or there is no way you will ever achieve anything. improvement becomes impossible after that.
18 is practically retired.
>being 18 years old
>not owning a home, making 100k+ a year, having 3 children and a wife
Just kill yourself. It's too late.
emily bloom lads
>careering in pharmacy
No it isn't, it's a low paying job and seen as good because pakis think it's basically the same as medicine
nah, they demand good results from their kids but don't actually do anything to encourage that
it's what you drink when you have severe anxiety disorder and you're trying to space out your clonazepam because you don't want your pharmacist to find out that you took way more than your prescribed dose
Half-Turk half English.
who invited you
22 but been here since 14
don't really see myself leaving either
Sorry cupcake :(
post more leather skirts
Watching Stacey on babestation daytime
babeshows.co.uk
>her name is Stacey
>she is literally a Stacey
nonce
I did he's a great lad and I think his posts are ace
>34k
>low paying
the sudaca girl at the store where i buy my mate has been nice to me lads haha im going to buy more mate hahahaha
Have a date with a 15 year old QT
Poleaboo is downloading some Godzilla flicks
Met a really qt Turkish optometrist two days ago. Pale with long brunette hair. Nice arse and VERY nice legs.
fuck off roaches
pretty sure she is an adult mate
cracking chebs
My first time posting tho. Only came to post that half-Turk half-English woman. Thank you anyway mate. Another pic of her.
hmm sort of want to go into town and pick up some alcohol but it's Saturday night and the normies will be swarming
those tits are grim
GET IN HERE
THIS IS POWER ABUSE AND HE NEEDS TO BE "FIRED" FOR THIS SHIT HE KEEPS PULLING
OH THE SHARK HAS
PRETTY TEETH, DEAR
AND HE SHOWS 'EM
PEEAAAARLY WHITE
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lads why do I always look better in clothing store changing rooms?
do they use lighting tricks and stuff?
>New: You've been Framed
>New: Go For It!
>New: The X Factor
You'll never take me alive
fuck off janny did good this time
fuck off to /ausnz/ or whatever their shithole is called
Ahh there's another turk who posts here occasionally. You're welcome too lad 2bqh
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didn't notice tim was so fat
Poleaboo
Poleafuckoff
cereal killer
Tim's really putting on
yes
the jews
nonce
Last of her and I'm out. Did you like her Brits?
does nofap actually work?
going to buy chips and salsa lads
Am daniel i work for alton towers in my spare time i go to the gym and try and keep fit i also go to the cinema i like to see comedys and action i also like to watch netflix the music i listen to is a wide range from classical all the way uo to dance and rock i like to read books and am currently writing short sex stories am caring for people with Ms ive got a great sense of humour and can be sarcastic at times i do like Disney movies all time classic for me is aladdin the genie if u want to find out more send me a message i use kik and whats app and skype but ask in any case
To thin for my tastes. Prefer a bit of thiccness these days.
these sort of 10/10 perfect slags are so common now they literally do nothing for my willy
Thoughts?
How?
It's perfectly legal for us to have consenting sex
Think you're jelly
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would quite like to oil up sophie turner's tits and waggle the ol' willy between them for a while
do you think she would let me if I met her in real life?
Paki parents with kids in grammar schools will helicopter their kids and pay thousands a year for private tutors
And if they get any B grades they will go BALLISTIC
Sersh
fuck off
i look worse because the lighting is bright and i'm tired/sweaty from shopping.
at home i look sexy as fuck
what is wrong with you
makes me feel high test (seems like you need higher test lad lol haha)
cute and perfect bodyweight
funny, I always look way fucking worse in them
>go to buy some nice clothes
>go into the changing rooms to put them on, look disgusting, lose all enthusiasm for trying to look better
Me 2bh
OR-ORDUHHHHHHHHHH
not a single comma or full stop