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father that I went down the camp along with Captain good one in there we saw the men and boys is the kids hasty pudding
is rick and morty worth a watch lads or is it just reddit: the show?
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Janny isn't going to like this.
based janny
get back to work matt
>successful edition
guess I'm not allowed in haha
X Factor edition
changed my bed
is there not a /korea/ on Sup Forums? bit racist if you ask me. they deserve representation too.
Which Godzilla poster should I get?
Unfortunately I couldn't find a good one in the UK featuring King Gadorah
>MechaGodzilla
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why was this removed?
>father that I went down the camp along with Captain good one in there we saw the men and boys is the kids hasty pudding
Thank you, Britain.
Pretty sure janny has a script that automatically bans anyone who mentions "Poleaboo"
o mate ya daft shagger cut him in socket an bool it
dyouknowwhatamean?
someone needs to post kev there
All the escorts near me have slept with a lot of other men
hmm no thanks
curious
why are you doing this?
Off-topic in /brit/
the janny isn't the mod, he can't ban anyone, he can only delete posts and threads and issue warnings iirc
I get head with the lights on lights out
I used to drop Lewinsky off at the whitehouse
i'm a complete new coward and I wish to know who this fine gentleman is
Good post for a Swede I must say
wonder if escorts can charge a premium for being inexperienced?
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>A gentle giant, he books me for roleplay stuff, (vampires etc.) this time i was a school girl with a long black wig! I ,however, started my period 30 mins before he arrived butmade him cum twice oral so not so bad!!! xxx
It's already been done
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>at a party
>go upstairs
>go in room
>see this
what do?
the terms janny and mod are somewhat interchangeable even if they do mean different things
I got my hair really nice today and a really close shave
Feeling good
JANNYE'D
there's no rules for generals mate
just realised that unless you're gonna live 80+ years with and die with that one person, all relationships end so why bother with them
Craving a bf badly tonight
fuck off redditors
*gives you my mayonnaise*
the tripfag known as '190cm masterrace' AKA lisciki or kev boyle
you'll see him post from time to time
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sorry i was away again. yeah I know, art has essentially completely changed its purpose (imo due to the difference between high art and low art) and one aspect of that that doesn't trouble me at all is the move away from technical prowess as an express purpose or the use of other media - it would be odd for artists to all aim to be photorealistic painters in an age of photographs. One of the changes of art that I'm not sure i'm such a big fan of, though, is the move from being prescriptive to descriptive. Imo the works of people like Solomon J Solomon (or the other classical painters who came before him) was a way to elevate culture, it was aspirational. Now, however, most art is about observing the world as it is rather than seeking to change it. Not that this is necessarily bad (I unironically like Damien Hirst and think his themes are interesting). I dunno, maybe it's my edgy right wing tendencies telling me this. All I know for sure is i really dont like tracey emin
Mods can ban whatever. Make a kpop thread you mong.
then why is he always associated with Ireland if he's from Wales?
ah just realised that the scat poster was using international proxies
gah i'm a right dum-dum sometimes
>Had a semi regular who visits about once every 3 months he is elderly with a micro dick and bad legs, he brought me a punnet of strawberries (I thought they were a little gift for me) and proceeded to open the punnet and squeeze strawberries over by breasts to lick off the juice, this juice went over my tits, under my arm pits and down my belly he then slobbered it off, to add to my "pleasure" he went down on me with the strawberries and tried to push one up my fanny, boy it was cold.
>He then wanted a 69 and after slobbering around my nether regions he blew really hard into my vagina I jumped and told him not to but the first blow had gone in, low and behold a minute later my fanny farted right back in his face which caught us both by surprise, I said to him "It serves you right".
>His dick was so miniscule there was nothing I could do with it except a 2 finger wank.
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British culture is literally the best that has ever existed
because he's one of those 'muh heritage' tossers
Hot pockets?
fantastic
love how making a korean culture thread to satisfy his odd fetish has never occurred to him
my best friend in the entire world is from Queensland
ah yes a judgemental prostitute
not contradictory at all
>pronouncing it twot instead of twat
fucking yanks
Wtf, I love australian game shows now.
getting EXTREMELY comfy on benzos lads x
t. small willy
Something the matter?
need suggestions for explosive, passionate, dramatic classical music composers
none of that peaceful nature shit
i want the wrath of god playing in a symphony of brass and strings and choral voices
>Sob story about dyslexia
felt depressed for ages, like nothing brought me happiness
got a gf, got her on the pill and came inside her, I still feel empty inside
I thought getting a gf and having sex would fill the void in my life but it hasn't
I've felt the best feeling a man can feel and I still feel empty
doing a two finger wank
i don't know what this is
some top class grime there bruv
i see yer da is handling the divorce well
thinking of moving to the United Kingdom to become a plumber
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fuck off normie go feel sorry for yourself elsewhere
Good post
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Shan't be opening this I'm afraid
fuck off normie twat
ah atleast they were nice to our boy kev
Going to go into the kitchen in a mo and magic up some sort of noodle-based stir fry sort of thing
not got a clue what I'm going to actually produce but it should be good
fuck off stupid fucking normie, you're fine. now go hang out with all your friends
>First client of the day at the parlour, only rinsed himself in the shower, pissed in the shower, had black fungal toenails, slightly less disgusting fingernails, wanked him off for 10 minutes before noticing he had something crawling in his pubes....at first i thought he had crabs, but now know they were body lice. Fucking awful. I nearly scrubbed my skin off in the shower. Cried and went home.
this. fuck off you goddamn punk head bitch nigger cunt cock sucker motherfucker motherfucker
lads tomorrow at about 4pm (time might become warped a bit, so leave a margin for error) reality WILL come crashing down
experiments proven fruitful, tomorrow the real deal begins
love how you completely missed the point about janny abusing his powers and making up his own rules because he's upset over some asian girls
Dinner for one
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>ugly 2/10
thought this was a bit harsh
kev is at least a 5/10
Is Lewis Hamilton a national treasure?
imagine there are actually billy no mates in the threads that get upset when someone else says they have a gf
no wonder they're alone
Is Wolf Hall good?
go see a therapist la
Get over it mate
those chips actually look quite yummy
bit gross poor lass
oh look at me I posted the stupid goddamn reddit image again
just ordered a pizza ama
come on now lad
>Client books me for an hour (in a hotel) and does not disclose his condition - severe incontinence.
>Turns up in a NAPPY saturated with piss and then looks crestfallen that I will not do OWO (room is reeking).
>How I stomached it I will never know but I just got on with the very basics (it was a quiet day). When I stop (on the dot!) he then proceeds to put back on, the said drenched nappy.
>Before he leaves he 'inspects' the shower in my room and says he'll use it next time!!
>can't be opening this im afraid
fixed that for you hehe just a bit of cheeky internet speed banter mate don't take it too seriously :P x
send us a slice in the mail la x
What toppings
Can I have a slice?
once you discover how easy getting a gf is, you immediately lose ALL sympathy for the cretins who post "fuck off normie twat" because you realise just how pathetically lazy they are
hope it wasn't a rasheed place
alri Charlie no chums?