Why do Americans shart at the start of every sporting event?

Why do Americans shart at the start of every sporting event?

It's an ancient American tradition

This pic is hot

Shart split my shit up

>tfw scat fetish
feels good

How does someone develop such a fetish?

I have a box of shit handy at all times

it's what makes them great desu

America is a Christian country. Young virgin women will perform this mating dance to attract straight heterosexual male sportsmen while beta Neets, long relegated to auxillary non-breeding positions try to sully their pure virginal image.

How do I know these aren't photoshopped??

usually by having shit taste

Ayyy

DEFILE

THE

KEK

ISLE

>be American
>live on a diet of fast food
>get diarrhoea

Not hard to guess.

Fapcontent

>trips with that flag

Virgins please, that's her period you're seeing, not poop.

I'm just spending here my life. What's wrong?

nuffin, nice flag

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Is that rare?

>german replying on scat fetish