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Blair Witch Project edition

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at the hairdressers lads

what style should I ask for I don't even know what to tell her

ASMR to be quite honest lads

Obviously Jesus and Buddha are the two most #WOKE people in history, but who was third?

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hehe

thoughts?

Buzzcut with Haredi sidelocks.
Just trust me famm.

donald trump

>you inherit quarter of a million quid
what do
non meme answers pls. barely buys a pot to piss in round here :3

dare you to spunk on those toes

it's the poorest state though.

COULD go for some fish and chips lads

might be too late

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lel

don't really rate him

Not someone who I rate.

>ywn be a creepy fat bald jap with a tiny knob working as the male star in JAVs

Howling

I rate him.

property i suppose

Decemberunderground > Sing the sorrow

ask for "the bender".

Ambivalent

I will not wear a golden crown where the Christ worn a crown of thorns

rating pogba nah that's not me

If you want to see more black people than you could ever imagine then go to Mississippi

what did he mean by this?

he's fucking lost it

Marcus

Go and live in Cambodia for a few years

test

decent challenge

Did Jesus even exist?

I think that he did but obviously without the magic tricks and becoming a zombie

english

Shitty answer but yeah this
I'm pretty close to paying off the mortgage on my current place so I'd probably use it to buy a more hooker-friendly city pad

put a deposit down on a gaff, buy another up north somewhere, let it out and let some mug pay off my mortgage

tidy

deep jackin house right now lads

stock trading. sign up for marketwatch and trade on their mock stock exchange simulators until you feel confident about day trading.

if youre NEET it helps quite a bit because the NYSE is open daily from 9:30 to 4 PM EST.

All lives matter :)

>getting your hair cut when you have scalp psoriasis

>pretending to be me

United Kingdom vs. United States
Canada vs. New Zealand
Australia vs. ...... who .... ?

do we win?

Lunch is sorted

why the fuck

why the FUCK am I still getting hayfever this close to september

is that kebab meat on pita with no toppings to speak of? absolutely haram

*pinches a chip*

iktfb

Did a vomit.
Having a lucozade.
Hangover status: declining

South Africa maybe?

even poor states have nice areas. depends where youre living really.

literally assbarf in a box

*justs eats the coleslaw and leaves the rest*
*dies of Hepatitis A*

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that's not a fucking challenge., they're basically third world. Shouldn't be even part of the anglosphere they're disgusting i hate safaars

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literally assshart in a mart

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called her kid Zen

most places close around this time. get chinese or something that stays open late.

Canada vs. Aus
Ireland vs. NZ

stop

heh, nice try chink but your country holds the same irrelevancy level as new zealand does

having a sunday morning smoke

stay woke

Me on the right in the grey t-shirt at 20 seconds

youtube.com/watch?v=gOfOIQ5ayzI

haven't wanked in 2 weeks
been watching porn all morning

going to absolutely bury some poor dorris in scrotum gunk tonight she won't know what hit her

Red Rooter do flathead and chips
Some do delivery too
t. shill for Australian Fast Foods Pty Ltd

>his country is unironically not in the Group of Seven

If Muslims were really out to get you youd all be dead by now. God knows you deserve it

i respectfully disagree.

this image just broke my runt-meter

Might make some soup, lads.

>£11.70 for a pack of snouts

crikey
for someone who hates the bourgeoisie Aisha doesn't half act like one of them

please if we had 35 million people too we would be in and you wouldn't

>meter
FOY

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so hows the schizophrenia?

you want to fight?

#TeamMoose

Thank you for admitting you all have small, sand encrusted dicks.

How's the G20 wog club treating y'all?

Should I take a tab of acid for banter?

great idea always poorly executed

which video is this

the group of Canadian painters?

You're not getting any soup if you cause a ruckus, lad.

metre and meter are different

I don't think a runty pineal like yours could handle a full dose.

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disagree with my bollocks *smothers you*

god i fucking HATE canadians. give me 20 yanks over a single canadian anyday

is there any better feeling than your knob sliding in a warm wet fanny as a fit bird rides you cowgirl?

there is no substantial evidence that he actually existed.

best to take it in the evenings - daylight tends to mute the visuals

I'm worried I've got early signs of schizophrenia so it probably isn't a great idea to do acid lmao

regret my whole life

Tim's uploaded data must be into the terabytes per month

bet his ISP is doing their nut

I don't know because I have never experienced that.

*sits on the floor and looks up at you with puppy eyes*

getting a (You)

Oh fuck, I think the lucozade is turning on me.

>make tryhard effort post
>get no (You)s

the worst feel