Blair Witch Project edition
/brit/
at the hairdressers lads
what style should I ask for I don't even know what to tell her
ASMR to be quite honest lads
Obviously Jesus and Buddha are the two most #WOKE people in history, but who was third?
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hehe
thoughts?
Buzzcut with Haredi sidelocks.
Just trust me famm.
donald trump
>you inherit quarter of a million quid
what do
non meme answers pls. barely buys a pot to piss in round here :3
dare you to spunk on those toes
it's the poorest state though.
COULD go for some fish and chips lads
might be too late
don't really rate him
Not someone who I rate.
>ywn be a creepy fat bald jap with a tiny knob working as the male star in JAVs
Howling
I rate him.
property i suppose
Decemberunderground > Sing the sorrow
ask for "the bender".
Ambivalent
I will not wear a golden crown where the Christ worn a crown of thorns
rating pogba nah that's not me
If you want to see more black people than you could ever imagine then go to Mississippi
what did he mean by this?
he's fucking lost it
Marcus
Go and live in Cambodia for a few years
test
decent challenge
Did Jesus even exist?
I think that he did but obviously without the magic tricks and becoming a zombie
english
Shitty answer but yeah this
I'm pretty close to paying off the mortgage on my current place so I'd probably use it to buy a more hooker-friendly city pad
put a deposit down on a gaff, buy another up north somewhere, let it out and let some mug pay off my mortgage
tidy
deep jackin house right now lads
stock trading. sign up for marketwatch and trade on their mock stock exchange simulators until you feel confident about day trading.
if youre NEET it helps quite a bit because the NYSE is open daily from 9:30 to 4 PM EST.
All lives matter :)
>getting your hair cut when you have scalp psoriasis
>pretending to be me
United Kingdom vs. United States
Canada vs. New Zealand
Australia vs. ...... who .... ?
do we win?
Lunch is sorted
why the fuck
why the FUCK am I still getting hayfever this close to september
is that kebab meat on pita with no toppings to speak of? absolutely haram
*pinches a chip*
iktfb
Did a vomit.
Having a lucozade.
Hangover status: declining
South Africa maybe?
even poor states have nice areas. depends where youre living really.
literally assbarf in a box
*justs eats the coleslaw and leaves the rest*
*dies of Hepatitis A*
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that's not a fucking challenge., they're basically third world. Shouldn't be even part of the anglosphere they're disgusting i hate safaars
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literally assshart in a mart
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called her kid Zen
most places close around this time. get chinese or something that stays open late.
Canada vs. Aus
Ireland vs. NZ
stop
heh, nice try chink but your country holds the same irrelevancy level as new zealand does
having a sunday morning smoke
stay woke
Me on the right in the grey t-shirt at 20 seconds
haven't wanked in 2 weeks
been watching porn all morning
going to absolutely bury some poor dorris in scrotum gunk tonight she won't know what hit her
Red Rooter do flathead and chips
Some do delivery too
t. shill for Australian Fast Foods Pty Ltd
>his country is unironically not in the Group of Seven
If Muslims were really out to get you youd all be dead by now. God knows you deserve it
i respectfully disagree.
this image just broke my runt-meter
Might make some soup, lads.
>£11.70 for a pack of snouts
crikey
for someone who hates the bourgeoisie Aisha doesn't half act like one of them
please if we had 35 million people too we would be in and you wouldn't
>meter
FOY
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so hows the schizophrenia?
you want to fight?
#TeamMoose
Thank you for admitting you all have small, sand encrusted dicks.
How's the G20 wog club treating y'all?
Should I take a tab of acid for banter?
great idea always poorly executed
which video is this
the group of Canadian painters?
You're not getting any soup if you cause a ruckus, lad.
metre and meter are different
I don't think a runty pineal like yours could handle a full dose.
disagree with my bollocks *smothers you*
god i fucking HATE canadians. give me 20 yanks over a single canadian anyday
is there any better feeling than your knob sliding in a warm wet fanny as a fit bird rides you cowgirl?
there is no substantial evidence that he actually existed.
best to take it in the evenings - daylight tends to mute the visuals
I'm worried I've got early signs of schizophrenia so it probably isn't a great idea to do acid lmao
regret my whole life
Tim's uploaded data must be into the terabytes per month
bet his ISP is doing their nut
I don't know because I have never experienced that.
*sits on the floor and looks up at you with puppy eyes*
getting a (You)
Oh fuck, I think the lucozade is turning on me.
>make tryhard effort post
>get no (You)s
the worst feel