Mom and dad. My trip to İstanbul is over and I want you to meet my fiancee Ayşe Mehmetoğlu

Mom and dad. My trip to İstanbul is over and I want you to meet my fiancee Ayşe Mehmetoğlu.

How do they react?

Who takes a trip to Istanbul? Jews an Russians?

*dad grabs me by the neck*

Whispers "how the fuck did you land a Turkish qtie, you autistic cunt"

>wait you talk to girls?

If she is secular and wouldn't put her meme religion in our children, I am happy and my parents would also be.

Also, as an italian I am brown, so it is ok :^)

"Sure, honey, does she have AIDS?" - would my mom say with pic related face

>Mehmewhat?

>didn't know you were into girls, son.

they'd just be happy i'd have finally gotten a gf desu

>tries to prove Turkey being white

My dad look at me and would say: "How are able to love a fucking moor?! You are not my son, I am not the father of a moorfucker." My mom would say the same but lighter. Meh.

>How the hell did your ugly ass get such a model-tier girlfriend
>Where is her mustache and her hijab and why is she white?
>When did you go to Istanbul?

One of the above I think.

my dad would try to cuck me

"Son, I will always love you, even if you lower your standards to Turkish Mail order brides fleeing their shitholes."

Relief. I'm pretty sure they think I'm gay by now.

KURWA

Same. I hate my old man.

>Do she knows how to make your favorite salsa?

>What's Istandbul?

stop stealing my memes

Not stealing. Liking it and using my own version for respect.

imitation is the greatest form of flattery

Would impregnate

Looks like a young Fairouz

:^)

I have two dads, please stop making hetero-normative assumptions

"Thank god, we thought you were gay"

"I hope she's with Hizmet"