Mom and dad. My trip to İstanbul is over and I want you to meet my fiancee Ayşe Mehmetoğlu.
How do they react?
Mom and dad. My trip to İstanbul is over and I want you to meet my fiancee Ayşe Mehmetoğlu.
How do they react?
Who takes a trip to Istanbul? Jews an Russians?
*dad grabs me by the neck*
Whispers "how the fuck did you land a Turkish qtie, you autistic cunt"
>wait you talk to girls?
If she is secular and wouldn't put her meme religion in our children, I am happy and my parents would also be.
Also, as an italian I am brown, so it is ok :^)
"Sure, honey, does she have AIDS?" - would my mom say with pic related face
>Mehmewhat?
>didn't know you were into girls, son.
they'd just be happy i'd have finally gotten a gf desu
>tries to prove Turkey being white
My dad look at me and would say: "How are able to love a fucking moor?! You are not my son, I am not the father of a moorfucker." My mom would say the same but lighter. Meh.
>How the hell did your ugly ass get such a model-tier girlfriend
>Where is her mustache and her hijab and why is she white?
>When did you go to Istanbul?
One of the above I think.
my dad would try to cuck me
"Son, I will always love you, even if you lower your standards to Turkish Mail order brides fleeing their shitholes."
Relief. I'm pretty sure they think I'm gay by now.
KURWA
Same. I hate my old man.
>Do she knows how to make your favorite salsa?
>What's Istandbul?
stop stealing my memes
Not stealing. Liking it and using my own version for respect.
imitation is the greatest form of flattery
Would impregnate
Looks like a young Fairouz
:^)
I have two dads, please stop making hetero-normative assumptions
"Thank god, we thought you were gay"
"I hope she's with Hizmet"