If you aren't on this map, you are literally a non-country

If you aren't on this map, you are literally a non-country.

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Hi

>they're all shit countries

what the fuck
what did japan do?

Yay genocide!

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nuffin

They occupied innocent Asian countries and killed them for fun. That's why they got nuked

>not mentioning the genocide of the Abos in Australia

nuke em' again

>1900 to 2005

I really, really like this map.

wtf I hate Chile now

Genocide is just a friendly banter to be completely honest with you guyz.

We are the champions muh frieeend

>Algeria colored because the French occupying forces chimped out

Zozzle

Didn't the Americans like genocide native Americans?

And we'll keep on fighting till the end

What about muh twenty million?

Top five genocides are
1. China at 30 million
2. Soviets at 20
3. Germoney at 11
4. Japan at 10
5. Pakistan at 3 million

Fixed
1. Russia at 3543453452345234123213 trillion
2. China at 30 ppls
We are the champions
We are the champions

The SU should be number one yeah, Stalin genocided 60 million people

>tfw national socialism was just a violent reaction to your barbarity
>tfw concentration camps were a 1:1 copy of Gulags
>if you didn't chimp out with your bolshevism, NS would have never happened.

Stalin alone with his own hands murdered few billions of people.

Nazist excuses.txt

Genocide bros, reply please

>animals
>genocide
Interesting...

And ate them.

At least we don't walk around praising the scientific marvels of the 3rd Reich.

You on the other hand:
>Hurr we wuz Gagarin and Sputnik! Russia 4ever!

>Crimes? That were the damn Soviets! We had nothing to do with it.

Make a choice. Either you were Soviets or you weren't. And if you weren't, Gagarin was also a Soviet and not Russian.

when i said that>?

He shoot them by himself.

>scientific marvels of the 3rd Reich
Like what? I just wonder.

Yeah of course
What kind of man would delegate genocides to his aids

Soap production and cremation techniques plus how to turn humans into fossil fuel

B-but there was soap before nazis. Or is it just a communist fairytales?

They were just fairy tales, the whole world was filled with unwashed barbarians until St. Hitler came and showed the world the greatest invention ever (soap)

BUT
MUH
INJUNS

Famines are cheating, USSR and China don't count.

Are you serious? You and the Americans loved our technology so much that you stole a lot of it.

If it weren't for Nazi tech (Von Braun) there would literally not have been a moon landing.

Yeah, I heard about Von Braun. Now tell me about your scientific marvels.

Chink commie spy you die!

He ate his own hands?

csglobe.com/15-mind-blowing-technologies-invented-by-the-nazis/

Nazis literally shot the first man made object in space.
Checkmate, "Space race winner".

>no Belgium
we killed ten million Congolese

Did it happen after 1900?

>3. Giant Super Cannons
>4. Gigantic Mega Tanks
>7. Spherical Tanks
>9. UFOs
>10. Darkside Moonbase
>12. Time Travel
Thanks nazist, that's definetely worth over 80 billions of deaths

I'm glad I come from such a peace-loving and benevolent culture, unlike you murderous barbarians.

you just never had the brains to make bigger toys nor the idea to write down what your enemies did to you

>no Shart Gods on the map
Is this real?

Yeah, during the wars too. If you want to get political, it happens to this day too.

Do you intend to pay the rent, to pay your share?
youtube.com/watch?v=ejorQVy3m8E

China never genocided anyone. Those were miscalculations during Great Leap Forward mostly caused by Soviet agriculture "science". Cadres who were responsible for starvation in countryside were afraid to report what was happening. Only when food supplies to cities were affected, the upper party noticed something was wrong and changed agricultural policy almost overnight.

It is biggest failure of Mao but one which he backed off immediatly upon learning the truth.

>ASIAN IDF

Well we made nuclear weapons to protect ourselves from you Slavic, communist savages, so I'd say those count as fairly big toys. And we had extensive records of pretty much everything.

>Usa and Canada have cleanly gotten away with Earth's most thorough genocide

Really makes you think

Nah. That is nowadays prevailing view that higher-ups had no fucking clue what was going on in countryside. This is the Soviet agriculture science I was referring to:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysenkoism

>Proponents falsely claimed to have discovered, among many other things, that rye could transform into wheat and wheat into barley, that weeds could spontaneously transmute into food grains, and that "natural cooperation" was observed in nature as opposed to "natural selection".

Yes. And sucked his own dick.

Yeh ops map is shit

>Germans taking credit for Russian and American engineering

WIE WAR ASTRONAUTS UND SHEISSE