ITT: We read foreign languages and butcher them

ITT: We read foreign languages and butcher them

Let's start with Finnish:

No nyt mä sen kekkasin
Mä taidan olla pikkasen sekasin
Katsoin maailmaa ja näin mä sen kelasin
Taidan olla väärin päin
Tai sit koko maailman väärin näin
Ja mä päätin näin, et vihani käärin näin
Kaikki korttini pelasin
Salaisuuteni suurimmat paljastin
Ja ne voimaksi valjastin,
varokaa valheenpaljastint


Give me something to read also!

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You want me to vocaroo that shit too?

Read this:

Hoje fui passear no parque.
Encontrei um viado dando o cú.
Logo me excitei.
E meu olhinho fechei.
Ei ei ei, mas eu não sou gay.

Tři tisíce stříbrných stříkaček stříkalo přes tři tisíce stříbrných střech.

Nejnekulaťoulinkovatější z nejnekulaťoulinkovatějších.

tongue twisters
Naše posvíceníčko je ze všech posvíceníček to nejposvíceníčkovatější posvíceníčko.

Strč prst skrz krk.

Yeah

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No one knows how to read your stupid little diacretics so it kinda pre-emptively ruins any chance of sounding good while speaking it.

Pretty good man, I could understand all of it.

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Hahaha, I think the Finn is better at Portuguese than you fãm

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Irish:
Dia daoibh a chairde idirnáisiúnta!
Conas atá sibh ag déanamh anocht?
Táim ag déanamh go maith toisc gur tháinig mé abhaile ón oibre, bhí lá fhada é innui.

English:
Hello international friends! How are you doing tonight? I'm doing good since I've come home from work. It was a long day.

>work
>sunday

BLASPHEMY

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Screw that

خمـيس خمش خشم حبش و حبش خمش خشم خمـيس
khmis khmsh khshm habsh w habsh khmsh khsm khmis
شـفـتـك شـفـتـنـي ما شـفـتـك شـفـتـنــي
shftk shftni ma shftk shftni
جدار دار طين دارنااكبر من جدار دار طين جارنا
jdar dar tin darna akbar min jdar dar tin jarna
مفتاحيمع مفتاح عبد الفتاح ومفتاح عبد الفتاح مع مفتاحي ومفتاحي ومفتاح عبد الفتاحما فتح
miftahi maa mftah abd el fatah w mftah abd el fatah maa miftahi w miftahi w mftah abd el fatah ma fatha
you can all get fucked

>Tunisian tongue twisters
noice

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HOLY SHIT you did well at times but it sounds comical oh well at least you get points for trying

lel

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Im going to sing that in made up melody

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tried the first line

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thanks for a brand new ringtone

also good spelling

finlan truly mongol .d.d

can you now tell me what was i singing about?

a hazelnut brought over by a crow is eaten by a mouse which is in turn eaten by a cat that calls the mouse 'prey'

are you high? you sure sound like it ok pronunciation tho

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amin .d .d

jeebus

i-is it that bad

not entirely but it sounds like rapping heck once or twice you sounded like you gave up and just said random gibberish

gaajaar noukaa paahaartoli jaai o miraabaai
gaajar noukaa paahaartoli jaai
gaaja khaabo aati aati, mod khaabo baati baati
gaaja khaabo aati aati, mod khaabo baati baati
fenci khele, fenci khele, fenci khele
taashki kheye jaai o miraabaai
gaajar nouka paahartoli jaai