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walk in the woods edition

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Rate my doggo

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/brit/ more like /shit/ lmao

Shoulda heard your brother squeal when I broke his fuckin neck!

can never tell if this guy is acting 24/7 in his vlogs or is just legitimately autistic

farts smell like public toilets

Why is Channel 5 SO fucking obsessed with documentaries about benefits?

Does my fucking nut in

Quite fancy this jewess on Big Fat Quiz on channel 4.

its normies that are the weirdos lads

>not enjoying a nice documentary

pleb

the gf on holliers

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I work in a 24 hour maccies and have a shift at 6am, should I phone at midnight to let them know i'm not coming in or should I set my alarm for 4am to let them know?

Best character in her show

Terrible person

American so clearly doesn't get awkward British humour

>t. scrounger

flying to tokyo to woo the joost

wish me luck lads

*my mates and I corner you behind the school*
*pushes you and urinates on you as you lie there*

That's for not bringing your lunch money

need to live in a flat with exposed brickwork and beams

poverty porn for the middle class to feel about their shitty lives

phone now

who is this weird looking cunt?

wew

Little Chinese lad dancing around in his underpants

>£4000
>1 (one) hug

gone up since last time I checked

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>takes out pistol
>opens fire killing you and ur mates

The most beautiful girl to ever step foot on this flat, motionless world of ours.

*hijacks your plane and crashes into the Chinese countryside*

who did that

>Fought on the wrong fucking side

gonna try cadbury dairy milk chocolate bar now

delete it

>tfw no dobby gf

cute tummy, wouldn't mind sperming it

view from me window

old woman reading a book who never moves from her chair

I never heard anything by The Cure in my life until now and honestly its pretty fucking good
shits on joy division big time

fuck off you lewd NIGGER

>train from the end of Cornwall to the top of Scotland costs £230

ah yes, british rail

fob

>tfw no superhans m8

Why doesn't the UK have a cycling culture like the Netherlands? We are densely populated and have the same climate. We have a massive obesitty problem and getting people to move their bodies could only help.

Fuuuuuuck it tastes like hershey chocolate

ah yes, manchester

did i bring up some bad memories?

because they're all benders innit

Jewellery quarter, Birmingham

Because the UK has absolutely no cycle lanes, and the Netherlands has cycle lanes on every single road in the country,

u reminded me that freedom isn't free

leeds?

no good cycle roads
they have tonnes

plus netherlands is flat af so even lazy cunts (most people) can be arsed to cycle because its easy.

your average englander would just sigh and moan at the thought of having to climb a hill on a bike, can't overstate how fucking lazy most brits are

gf wants to Skype

Getting flashbacks lads fuck I don't want this

DOING MY FUCKING NUT IN

JUST FUCK OFF

BYE!!!!!!!

lots of cyclists where i live, plenty of cycle roads
but as a whole? netherlands is a smaller country and it's mostly flat as hell so totally ideal for cycling.

chooooon what
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>four dragons already involved in coconut-based companies

Fucks sake

*unsheathes*

more people should have horses
>someone tries to clamp your horse
>it kicks them in the face

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put us all in a group skype x

grim

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>not recognising beetham tower

it's wipples
start him on epherine and tamazepan for the fever
he'll be fine in a few hours
WHERE'S WILSON?

you guys like my gfs music?

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>looking to British chocolate over European chocolate

Please don't post videos of literal abuse victims

She's suffers enough

post your gf's growler

gimp off you gimping gimp

and where might that be

Her name is Stefanie Joosten, she's a Dutch girl that became famous in Japan after she had a character in the newest Metal Gear Solid game after her.

Alright lad give us your Skype x

was skyping with the gf earlier and we were drawing iconic shots from a movie and paint and we had to guess each other's movie
was funny

So why don't we built more cycle lanes? I would love to cycle but there are no lanes for me.

Where you live senpai-a-lam?

we're not as flat as them.

and we're also much more americanized than them.

the Japs are so fucking autistic they deserve a third fucking nuking

Trivia: Poleaboo is banned from Sup Forums

>tfw no australian gf

H-HE'S FAST!

dunno write a letter to theresa may

Because we can't rip up every road in the country and redesign and build them to make cycle lanes

That would take 50-60 years

> he has to get a gook

doing absolutely rancid farts boys

Can't do that I'll be skyping with the phone :(

what's the racist word for an irishman?

>two reasons for bike culture

the same link 9 fucking times.

Cycleton-on-Tire, Bikeshire

prefer my gfs music
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taig

Paddy, Mick, West-Brit, Bomber

based janny

also where we do have cycle lanes they are fucking shit, its literally just a bit of the road painted red that cars drive all over anyway as opposed to being a separate little track

don't know what you're trying to say

those are two reasons why we haven't embraced it.

That is the thing though,we just take the shittiest parts of America that don't even work. Why have a sprawled out car culture when our country is too small to provide us with big houses? The only good thing about American car culture is they all get massive houses out of it.

You don't need one on every city you need them in cities.

Just realised this entire general is full of turbo-normies, not sure this is the place for me lads

you're all a fucking waste of air

mick, paddy, Ol' Hungry Seamus, taterwog

>A woman's arm was ripped off after it got trapped in a parked car, police said.

>The 78-year-old is understood to have leant into the car outside a house in Cornwall when it lurched forward, trapping her arm.

>It was hoped surgeons would be able to reattach the arm, cut off above the elbow.

>"She turned on the ignition to get the power for the electric windows, but unfortunately the car was in gear and lurched forward - trapping her hand or arm.

>"In the process of doing that, it has taken her arm off."