Do you have a kot?

Do you have a kot?
what do you do with a kot?

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Yes, I had plenty of kots.

I cuddle with them.

I have no idea what people do with kots
atleast with a dog you can take him out

You play around with them.
Just look at youtube videos of cute cats doing cute things.

Don't get one.

Kots are fucking devious. They act all cute, cuddly, and innocent, but end up growing up in to a fat lazy NEET that will only come to you for petting, food, and shit cleaning. The cunts will claw whatever the fuck they want.

They don't even go by the alpha nature rule. You could be the most alpha motherfucker out there, and this kot wont give a shit. They will make you their slave. Anyone who owns one is a fucking cuck.

I'm sexually attracted to kot. I want to cum on his fur.

Yes.

Cuddle, feed, play with.

I have a puppy.

i have a kot, she meows at me as a greeting she is long and bendy

how do you play with a cat? laser pointer
This is just like women I don't know what to do with em

Laser pointers, paper balls, hand, cat toys, penis, cardboard boxes.
Cats don't really need a lot of props to be entertained.

I have 6.
I pet them and play with them in my backyard.

I miss them so much.

>Do you have a kot?
Yup.

>what do you do with a kot?
Get fur on your clothes and trash on your floor, because the cat will sleep on the first and use the later as toys.

Get an empty pack of cigarettes, make it into a ball, throw the ball. Watch the cat hunt it.

>kot
>she
Wat?

Mine greets with a headbutt. It's cute as fuck.

You can use she/he for pets.

it's when a koshka is trapped in a kot's body
in English maybe

The word kot literally means male cat

just wave a string in front of them and they'll try to catch it

>kot is masculine in Russian
I got it now.

still I can't have a cat
they'll tear up my shit

Buy a scratching post and punish him if he tries to tear up something else.
Cats are rebels but they can be trained at a young age.

>punish him
w-what

blini kot thread?

shout, stomp your feet and slap him

what

you gotta scare him off and show that tearing shit up is not right

you scare your kot?

[Not the poster you're answering to]

Cats _can_ be properly trained and educated to do or not to do certain things, as long as you begin as young as possible. You don't need to slap them... just make some angry noises.

Likely because cats are solitary hunters in the wild and thus don't have the "alpha/beta" mentality 2bh.

Quality post, Brazil.

if you get a young kot make sure to bathe the fucker from a young age so it gets used to it

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I have 2 koshkas, 2bh, and have had them for the past 10 years. They're pretty cute, but also pretty alpha (one of them pees on my Dad's bed when she's angry, though it hasn't happened to me yet.)

I had a koshka (female kot) but it died when I was a kid...

how?

It's cute

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made blini out of kot

> unironically owning cats
are you a homo

I'm a pes person.

I think due to some disease. She just lost all body fat all of the sudden and didn't eat anything. I was away from home at that time

Not hi rez enough sorry

We got them to solve a rat problem in my house. They all went to the apartment upstairs, whose dogs did nothing about it.

Cats don't need baths, if it's a persian with super long fur then you might need to comb it to untangle its fur but it's usually better if you let the cat wash himself or else he gets lazy and dirty since he's used to getting baths anyway.
Flea poison once in a while is enough if that's the problem.

maybe she got addicted to krokodile

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I have two cats
They both love to cuddle asks watch movies with me

My cat would never let us bathe her. Even trying to scrub w/ a wet washcloth results in her getting all scratchy.

fluffy af

Kots know how to clean themselves

>(you)

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>calling your pet 'Jazz'
That's kinda stupid

Take pictures of course

Never

My mom had a cat allergy, my gf had a cat allergy and now I live alone but the landlord doesn't allow me to have a cat...

exactly same here
I think the cats outside fugged or something because i've been seeing alot more kittens lately
atleast 7 infront of my house right now

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>koshka

May I be autistic for a moment and remark that this word reminds me of the Slovenian term kužek (doggy) and the Serbocroatian kučka (bitch), while kot in South Slavic means corner, angle.

If you are serious about getting a kot then I recommend a young one, it's much easier to train.
Vaccinate and castrate it too.

Cats are less maintenance-heavy than dogs but they also tend to get in more accidents since they are adventurous and might disappear for days.

Really makes you think

In English:
>cat - either sex
>tomcat - male
>molly/queen - female

there are between 2-3 million kots here, and 8 million people

>castrating your kots
>not letting them breed and multiply

They get much easier to manage (less pissing everywhere and running away) when castrated and the world doesn't need more homeless cats.

>Not neutering your pets

Da i have kot

I have /kot/

In South Slavic:
mačka - molly
maček (Slo), mačor (S-C) - tom

it's a real shock for South Slavs to see that other Slavs call cats kot. Our first common reaction is that it must be an English borrowing (it's not).

do you think it's dangerous to bring a cat to my flat? I live on the top floor, isn't it dangerous to have a kot there?

I don't have a kot because I'm not a cebulak. A real zuch has a pies.

I'd assume it's Latin, given that, English "cat", French "chat", etc.

mine

It's a bone fide Slav word.

>From Proto-Slavic *kotъ

Doodle pictures of them

I should get a kot

What's the feminine version of 'kot'? I don't know russian besides 'priviet' and 'vodka'

Hmmm

Koshka

I just checked it. It is a Latin borrowing into proto-Slavic.

I had one, but it disappeared one day. I found it in a box as a kotenok, thirsty and starved. It didn't grow much bigger after that.
There were many big wild kota in the area, so I think it lost and was chased away.

My mother had one too when she was younger. It disappeared after a family reunion (from China). She said it was tasty, but she was a bit sad. Her sister said "Good riddance" as the kot was a pain.
Maybe I'll try, once, if there's an opportunity.

Ri nam-tor etek rifainusular na’ashaya
Fai-tor du to-golar heh nash-veh isha
Nam-tor bosh-kugaya t’ra nah-tor nash-veh
Ri’prah tu nash s’fan vath sasu
Aitlu var-tor nash-veh du uf olau nash-veh
Wa’bolau tor nash-veh ken-tor du

Raravamet:
Ri dungi-nav tan-tor nash-veh du abu
Ri dungi-nav vravshau nash-veh du
Ri dungi-nav sasahrat heh ek’trasha nash-veh du
Ri dungi-nav tor nash-veh maf-tor du
Ri dungi-nav tar-tor nash-veh rom-halan
Ri dungi-nav riyeht-var-tor heh dash-tor nash-veh du

Ki’pufai-tor etek tik vath na’dom wu
Ki’suh khaf-spol t’du hi
Nam-tor du nuh’fusik tar-tor
Svi’fai-tor etek on ki’fihal-tor ra
Fai-tor etek zhagra heh dungi-mavau
Heh kuv deshkau tu uf olau nash-veh
Ri var-tor du nash-veh nuh’glan-famau tu gla-tor

Dah raravamet

Tan-tor nash-veh du abu
Tan-tor nash-veh du abu
Ri dungi-nav tan-tor nash-veh
Ri dungi-nav tan-tor nash-veh
Tan-tor nash-veh du abu
Ri dungi-nav tan-tor nash-veh
Ri dungi-nav tan-tor nash-veh
Tan-tor nash-veh du abu
Ki’pufai-tor etek tik vath na’dom wu
Ki’suh khaf-spol t’du hi
Nam-tor du nuh’fusik tar-tor
Svi’fai-tor etek on ki’fihal-tor ra
Fai-tor etek zhagra heh dungi-mavau
Aitlu var-tor nash-veh du uf olau nash-veh
Wa’bolau tor nash-veh ken-tor du

Reh raravamet

I has one kot
3 koshka

all very different :3 so cute
kot likes to run around on the farm where he lives with my grandparents. He will chase me and we roll around in the grass. He is my son

This is the last pic i took of her before i left fo uni.

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Used to have one when I was a kid, can barely remember him though
From old photos, looks eerily similar to though

Kots are fascinated by windows. They will not jump out or anything, but they will always try to get to the window to look out. This can be dangerous if you have bottom hung windows.

Yes but it's good to wash a kot every few months.

no, But I do have a balcony

>mačka - molly
>maček (Slo), mačor (S-C) - tom

kotka

я пpeдпoчитaю coбaкa

Can Kots be Jewish too? Can Jewish kots breed with Muslim kots???

all street kots are mutts
yes I believe so

Is it safe to have kot if you have a child ? having pet while you are child could be linked with furry fetish? I want to have kot but I'm afraid that It will make my child furry.

It builds up their immune system and teaches them to respect and love animals.
Furries are furries because of cartoons, not real animals.

I have two kots
I feed them and pet them, and in exchange they cuddle with me when the feels hit

My koshka

I take mine out for walks.

She's pretty good on a leash, only needs to be tugged a bit now and then if she heads off the wrong way.

I have a kot. I can't do much with him anymore because he is dangerously old. I comb him, pet him gently and call him mean names in a sing-song voice because he can't tell the difference.

Thanks hungry

i have two kot, an big gray and an small black. of cuddling XDDDDD

Here it's the same with dogs