Why don't you go to church?
Christianity has all the answers.
THE INTERNET IS NOT A REPLACEMENT FOR GOD IN YOUR LIFE
Luke Evans
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Lincoln Ortiz
>believing in a sky fairy
Owen Wood
>tfw no rastafari gf to smoke pot with
Brandon Phillips
...
Ian Price
Huh
Lucas Morgan
only gay people believe in god
Anthony Smith
>believing in dogmas
the Catholic church makes everything boring, not to mention most of catholics are rampant hypocrites
Jack Johnson
enjoy hell
Jeremiah Edwards
enjoy that dick in your ass ;)
William Powell
Will going to church get me a cute mulatto gf?
Blake Reyes
>christianity
>2016
it's THE CURRENT YEAR omfg
just convert to islam
Jaxon Ramirez
kill yourself
Henry Nelson
>American-tier thread
>Finnish flag
Yeah, not buying it. Try a proxy next time.
Ayden Wilson
Why should i a pastafarian attend church?
Jason Rodriguez
How do you know hell isn't a pretty alright place? The only account of it we know of is from religious people. for all we know, it could be better than heaven
Ryan Sullivan
But I already go to church, OP
Kevin Ortiz
why?
Parker Lopez
rude desu
Jayden Russell
>hell
sorry, no such thing like heaven or hell, things aren't that easy
Jason Hill
'Coze we are in 2016, ktxbye
Isaac Diaz
There's a special place in hell waiting for you
If God wills it
If you pray hard enough
Eli Nguyen
who is this pure christian woman
Levi Richardson
Your local church has all the good women
Lincoln Taylor
>tfw no Catholic gf
Bentley Jenkins
*Catholicism has all the answers
Benjamin Reyes
>claims to be christian
>encourages bestiality
opinion discarded
Landon Lee
this
Nolan Peterson
aighty then
Nicholas White
This is a shitty /thread. If OP is serious than this /thread is even shittier.
Adrian Foster
Ri nam-tor etek rifainusular na’ashaya
Fai-tor du to-golar heh nash-veh isha
Nam-tor bosh-kugaya t’ra nah-tor nash-veh
Ri’prah tu nash s’fan vath sasu
Aitlu var-tor nash-veh du uf olau nash-veh
Wa’bolau tor nash-veh ken-tor du
~~~
Raravamet:
Ri dungi-nav tan-tor nash-veh du abu
Ri dungi-nav vravshau nash-veh du
Ri dungi-nav sasahrat heh ek’trasha nash-veh du
Ri dungi-nav tor nash-veh maf-tor du
Ri dungi-nav tar-tor nash-veh rom-halan
Ri dungi-nav riyeht-var-tor heh dash-tor nash-veh du
~~~
Ki’pufai-tor etek tik vath na’dom wu
Ki’suh khaf-spol t’du hi
Nam-tor du nuh’fusik tar-tor
Svi’fai-tor etek on ki’fihal-tor ra
Fai-tor etek zhagra heh dungi-mavau
Heh kuv deshkau tu uf olau nash-veh
Ri var-tor du nash-veh nuh’glan-famau tu gla-tor
~~~
Dah raravamet
~~~
Tan-tor nash-veh du abu
Tan-tor nash-veh du abu
Ri dungi-nav tan-tor nash-veh
Ri dungi-nav tan-tor nash-veh
Tan-tor nash-veh du abu
Ri dungi-nav tan-tor nash-veh
Ri dungi-nav tan-tor nash-veh
Tan-tor nash-veh du abu
Ki’pufai-tor etek tik vath na’dom wu
Ki’suh khaf-spol t’du hi
Nam-tor du nuh’fusik tar-tor
Svi’fai-tor etek on ki’fihal-tor ra
Fai-tor etek zhagra heh dungi-mavau
Aitlu var-tor nash-veh du uf olau nash-veh
Wa’bolau tor nash-veh ken-tor du
~~~
Reh raravamet
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Tyler Hall
>hurr hurr different race equals different animals
Wyatt Gutierrez
>not picking based methodism
Cooper Diaz
I'm disappointed in Christianity
Aiden Hill
Catholocism is best
The Bible teaches us not to hate
Galatians 3:28
There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free man, there is neither male nor female; for you are all one in Christ Jesus.
Grayson Morales
So what common buddhism and liberalism teach them, too. Your point is?
Brayden Edwards
>Implying christianity can tell me where to find good vore
Ethan Baker
>The Bible teaches us not to hate
but I don't hate, I wouldn't have sex with apes, that's all
Xavier Sanders
But does the Christian god even drift?
Adrian Evans
Does the muslim god?
Brayden Williams
Pray brother
Moses was married to a Cushite (Ethiopian) woman (Numbers 12:1-16), and God was angry with Aaron and Miriam for criticizing that marriage.
You are going to hell
Blake Collins
How do you find God?!?
Nathaniel Cooper
>64133893
wocka flocka female?
Andrew Perez
Read the Bible
Justin Hall
i didn't even went to church in forever lol
Alexander Wood
>God was angry with Aaron and Miriam for criticizing that marriage.
I doubt it, there are worse things that criticizing a marriage
>You are going to hell
there's no hell
Tyler Adams
Cooper Sanchez
Stop. This is making me cringe, although I know it's b8.
Lincoln Nguyen
>enjoy hell
I already do that every day posting here
Dylan Morgan
>filthy frank
Brody Barnes
...
Connor Morgan
The just reason for i´d go to the church is to see qt womans. Nothing more... and i can see qt on internet.
Brayden Morales
>believing in the religion of Jewish lies
Kill yourselves
Isaac Ward
You can't kiss the internet
Carson Morris
I can´t kiss the qts in the church either.
Jose Rodriguez
Friendly reminder that Satan never did anywhere close to as many or as bad deeds as God did in the Bible.