/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

ALREADY putting up halloween displays in stores-edition

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drugs are NOT degenerate

impossible girl

meme

Why is fabric so expensive, i need to make some extra blankets and joann's is scamming me

flapjacks

Hi

China.

I want to order a pizza but I ordered one yesterday

>not wanting pancakes to play with

Missing out

so order take out chinese

nth for shinobu

Hi.

pissflaps

t. degenerate

Various "reasons" as to why
Mostly because of the way it's distributed and it's utility (i.e. lack of)

I've never met any anglo that didn't suck ass at spanish.

don't talk shit to me or my spanish faggot again.

come to me with fluid spanish and then I'll try to improve.
by fluid I mean native level, not the gay ass chicano spanglish BS.

but yeah, what's wrong with my english?

>tfw my piss smells like popcorn

el colapso de la URSS fue un error

how are you?

Reminds me of this
youtube.com/watch?v=30f8E7Nr6nE

I'm okay. A bit tired though. How about you?

But I really want a pizza but I'm not sure if I should order it from the same place

kek. I was just complaining about Halloween themed shit this morning. It's literally not even September yet.

Good.
I'm just here, eating some snacks.

what should i jerk off too today

Happy, snuggling my dog

He's so warm

then order it from somewhere else, you big baby

post pup pics

But what will the neighbors think?
They saw me yesterday

nigga you faggots still don't tell me what I am doing wrong.

Niggerfister

Merry Christmas everybody

Happy new year, Canada!

why are you getting so aggressive?

>come to me with fluid spanish and then I'll try to improve.
why would i do that? if you want to stay illiterate go ahead, i could not give less of a shit

>but yeah, what's wrong with my english?
in this post?

>don't talk shit to me or my spanish faggot again.
makes no sense, i don't even know where to start as i don't know what you're trying to say

can't be fucked to go through your posts from the previous thread but some of the shit you said was borderline unintelligible

Show your neighbors your dick and balls

I dont watch much anime
I recently finished Samurai Champloo and liked it
Recommend me something else. the more stylish and animu trope barren it is the better

You are the worst type of anime watcher

Lupin III
Bebop
Appleseed
GitS

>Me
>Worked as a bar man in a night club in Mexico
>Girl from a very rich family finds me cute
>Sends her bodyguard to ask my name and stuff
>Long story short, we ended up having sex and she got pregnant
>Her father tells me to go away since i'm a "peasant" and i will ruin their familie's reputation
>I took my daugther and left to another state
>Haven't seen the mother in 2 years

So far i'm doing quite good. University is a little hard since i have to balance it with work and my daugther, but it's all for the better. How is /cum/ doing?

Lack of capitalization, proper punctuation, poor word choice and some grammar issues, particularly this:
>can I understand as if I were listening
Should be this:
>I can understand when listening to
And this:
>when listening ebonics
Should be this:
>when listening to Ebonics
As Ebonics is a proper noun and gets capitalized.

More importantly stop trying to learn Ebonics, start trying to learn English.

Does anyone here have a cute white penis? :3

Berserk 2016

>not wanting the cutesy cancer fan service bullshit tropes that has ruined anime makes you bad
you have to literally backwards faggot

I dunno man, I'm tired of everytime I post some asshole comes and talk shit about how I suck and how I should study more.
but then again, nobody wants to teach me proper english.

I would love a language pal, maybe someone who want to improve spanish.

There are people who unironically pay money to go to a stadium to watch other people play video games

I'm white but for some reason my penis is a dark color almost brown

LOL!

>im white but
I hate to break it to you

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We need to be like pakistan

>mfw conservatives calling halloween a pagan holiday but they celebrate christmas which by Jehovah witnesses is also pagan.

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Very important lads.
Canadians aren't allowed to vote.
Americans and spics only.

Ewww, is it cute at least?

Hey can you explain why some of the cities in Nebraska have their traffic lights sideways?

maybe I should get a language pal, but my goal isn't be native but I'm happy with anglos understanding me.

and It seems my mistakes are mostly stilistic choices, rather than anglos not understanding me.

>and It seems my mistakes are mostly stilistic choices, rather than anglos not understanding me.
a little bit of both, some times i don't understand you at all

It's not stilistic, it's plain incorrect English

It's supposed to be.

When flaccid, your skin's melanin is compacted. When erect, it stretches out over a wider surface area, and the lower melanin density results in it being lighter

Cute as in it only grows to like 4 inches

Man, look at this good taste.

1 > 3 > 2

Cute little brown benis? :3

anyone who votes anything other than 2 is an imposter sabotaging the poll to make us look bad

Your English is mostly fine for understanding your points and what the subject is.

It's the intricacies which you have some problems with.

You also forgot the 'to' here:
>my goal isn't be native
Should be:
>my goal isn't to be native

Damn nigga that's quite the story.
Reminds me to get a vasectomy asap but I'm glad you're content with your life and love your daughter.
I can't believe her father didn't force her to abort.

yeah, It seems you lost me is when I'm not trying to write properly and start using lots of memes.

I studied english when I was a teenager, that was like 15 years ago.

2 is the patrician choice here

I think it's to minimize exposure to wind

I unironically half agree.

III was so fucking great.
If it wasn't for the nepotism it would have been as widely celebrated as the first two.
That cunt ruins it all.
Al Pacino's perfection should overcloud her shittiness tenfold.
At least they didn't give her any scenes that required her to have huge emotional range.

You're probably one of the only people who understands what I mean lad. People just call it shit and refuse to think of it as a whole and choose to focus on the one bad part.

"I HAVE ASTHMA"
works for me

Yes Yes I agree.
If 2 is American slang for 1 then 2 is the correct answer.

You ever watch flcl?
Very fun and stylish. Plays on anime tropes in a "postmodern" way.
t. guy who seconded recommendation of champloo as "fun and stylish"

those are the little details that take an entire live to learn.
I see anglos doing the same when they forget to put a/an in some words (you faggots mix them) or some regular conjugation in some irregular verb, some weird choice of words, wrong use of gender, wrong use of particles and pronouns and so on.

I dunno why, but it seems is something non natives tend to do, even anglos speaking spanish.

>get a life you ganja gremlin

A qt British woman asked me for directions on the subway today

I want a British gf now

They all belong to me

>those are the little details that take an entire live to learn.
not really desu
the latvian and the footkraut have near perfect english

Should have given her specific directions to your house

猫が大好き! ニャ〜ン! :3

maybe they had better teachers and put more attention in class.

what's the diference between live and life?

Rly makes u think.

Statehood never.

really wanna bang a big tittied latina 2bh

live is a verb and life is a noun

グロい!

>maybe they had better teachers and put more attention in class.
iirc the latvian learned on his own for the most part, that might have been some other foreigner though

Should I learn Chinese buds?

Thoughts? Opinions?

>(you faggots mix them)
A when the next word is a consonant
An when it is a vowel

>regular conjugation in some irregular verb
Provide and example?

>some weird choice of words
Lack of vocabulary, awfully nitpicky but to each their own.

>wrong use of gender
No gender in English, so it's a completely foreign concept to native English speakers.

>particles and pronounse and so on.
Okay.

>I dunno why, but it seems is something non natives tend to do, even anglos speaking spanish.
Foreign languages tend to do that.

On a scale of 1-10, how much do you like China? If it's anything below a 6, don't bother.

なんで中国語を学びたいの?

*When the next word starts with a consonant or vowel
I need to sleep

Powerful company buds

I think the real value of languages is to comunicate, I don't in high steem the meme of archieving native level.

For me is more important to be fluid and be able to sustain a conversation.

It seems I came as nonsense when trying to speak in memes.

nah bro, I'm giving examples of mistakes anglo does when speaking spanish.
you should had figure it out when I said gender mistakes.

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*Provide an example

I'm on a fucking roll

right wing weaboo death squads on the streets SOON

3 is the one where michael jr drives a cab in new york and goes on a rampage to save young drew barrymore from a life of drug addicted sin, studio 54, and child-prositution, right?

yes

Welp, going back to work. Not a single (You) in the past 25 minutes.

I suspected that

Spanish has concepts that don't exist in English.

Plus Anglos are lazy in the department of foreign languages; speaking the lingua franca has it's downsides.

>I think the real value of languages is to comunicate
i understand that, but i literally do not understand you at all sometimes
if you were just making stupid mistakes i would have no problem

>It seems I came as nonsense when trying to speak in memes.
no, the posts from the last thread i was talking about weren't you trying to meme or anything, you were trying to have a serious discussion and i couldn't really reply because i didn't know what you were trying to say

we're both repeating ourselves here, so i'll stop