Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
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Still debating if I should or shouldn't sign up for and take the JLPT N3.

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hmm..?

>not all jobs require N1
maybe not on paper, but have fun actually interacting in a corporate environment without it
no one's stopping you from paying to tell everyone you can speak the language on a 4th grade level

a strong typhoon is coming
変な動きの台風

Is this actually the case?Any actual Japanese on here can confirm or deny?

NO RILA
NO JAPANESE THREAD
I'm out, greetings

N2 is slowly irrelevant as more companies are writing down N1 as a requirement.
N2 is only good if you want to learn in Japan, as that's the minimum requirement in most schools.
Anything below is merely for your own sake to test your level, since it won't bring you anything.

>Slowly becoming irrelevant.
What is proofreading.

there are so few japanese fluent gaijins(no chinese korean) so we even flatter someone with N2

we love to flatter others tho

please stop

nihongo jouzu desune!!

3時のおやつ買ってきたんだがまだ夏だってのにもうハロウィン気分かよwww
気が早すぎだろwww

Your English is really good! Good job :^)

Hola ! paraguayo !

this phrase haunts me in my nightmares
were they really impressed? were they making fun of me? please kill me
こんにちは

うわ、ユダヤ野郎だ。みんな~ユダヤキモイからみんなで無視しようぜ~。
無視しない奴は仲間外れだからな~。

>were they really impressed? were they making fun of me?
shit, now I'm nervous

いじめちゃダメだよ!
yeah, me too
i'll never know

ポルトガル人女性の体をじっくりと舐めまわしたいんですがどうすればよいでしょうか?

キリをいじめたい(意味深)

キモい

そうだよ(便乗)

>tfw no Japanese friend to kanpai with

Japanese don't have hairy legs. Proxyfag

ふふふ。I'm real jap .

Are you back from Florida?

This.

>jap

finally, the truth be said

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Yeah, fuck off back to 2ch. Sup Forums is reserved for white cultures only now.

ZITTO

やっぱジャップって横顔ヤバいな。
白人とジャップが映ってる動画見たんだけど
ジャップの横顔の異様さに鳥肌が立っちゃったわ。。。
マジでキッモ。
なんでこんなに平べったいの?

ANIMALE

My white brothers, we must remove that Nip filth off our board!

>まだ夏だってのに

ผนมักกินหำมากฯ

We don't use a sarcasm without in internet. I thought the reason that people upset with them like "you are good at using chopsticks" come from condescending

アジアサッカー予選始まるよ
youtu.be/1PwRYacO31Y

朝鮮人を成敗致す

>"you are good at using chopsticks" come from condescending
this. fork to spoon jouzu desu ne!!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT JAP
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT

まだ2,3日あるだろ

At least it means "better than average" anyway.
Most of westerners can't even say "konnichiwa" fluently so we must be impressed if we met a foreigner speaking more than one Japanese word

>you are good at using chopsticks
We almost never mean it.

whenever I drink coffee, I feel like i have to shart

why is this

We have a ton of English teachers who failed to learn our language but still try to """"teach"""" a language to others. We are glad to see foreigners at least try to speak our language.

eigo jouzu desu ne!

>tfw got stood up today
Pls laugh at me japs
Might as well have more people do it

?? what happened to you?

domo arigato mr. pepe

English Teacher?

>Laughing-Frog-Meme-07.jpg

I invited a girl out to eat and she said yes. I went to the restaurant and she never showed up.

嫌がらせかな?

>not having ironic filenames to piss off autists

youtube.com/watch?v=Kx9rM6i43h0

If you can fully understand the line at 1:13-1:25 you are fluent

>日本人じょせい
>かわいい声
> かんがえる '' えと。。。18-22、たぶん。。''
> ''いいね''
> ''28-30です''
> 毎回

cuz ur american
i still don't trust it
btw, i asked for a knife and fork at every restaurant
>"konnichiwa"
kuhneecheewah
also i assume the average is nothing
better than nothing
ill just study more instead of complaining
文句せずに勉強しよう

よかったな
三十歳の童貞喪失街道まっしぐらじゃん

日本の英語オタクは英語も下手だし性格も悪いし、一体なんのために英語をしゃべるのかわからんわ。点数?

>Ask for a fork
>Get a babby fork at the restaurant
Every time....

え?

なんなんだ?この台風はwww

日本「くっ、正面からの一撃だと……消えた?!」
台風「くくく…、背中ががら空きだぞ?」

日本食の店だと、子供用しか置いてないんだと思う。

that german autist is really going on a shitposting spree on his last day in korea isn't he?

he's spamming interracial porn in the /cum/ thread and pretending to be a gook who wants to be born a nigger in another thread.

like a dessert fork?
i use those at home because it feels like i have more food if my fork is smaller
wouldnt appreciate getting one in a restaurant though

子供用のフォーク is literally a babby fork.
You know, those chunky ones with like Disney characters or something on them.
Made me just want to do my best with the chopsticks.

横だけど、いざ英語を学んで実際に外国人と話せるようになると、今まで持っていた外国人(特に欧米人)に対する幻想がすべて崩れて、性格が捻くれるんだよ

rarejob.com/englishpath/column/20150805/

怪物レベルの点数だけどカスらしい。
知識絶無の人相手にアピールするための点数だもんね。

>i use those at home because it feels like i have more food if my fork is smaller

日本の英語能力判断なんて、英語なんかカスリもしない上層に対するアピールのためだけに存在するんだから、点数取りのテクニックも充実してるだろうけど実用目的ゼロなんだろ。

>those chunky ones with like Disney characters or something on them.
kek
i haven't seen one of those in so long i didn't even think of it
oh my that's terrible
i got real cutlery every time so i guess i get lucky
its a fat thing, not a poor thing

横からだけど、文化の違いだね。
英語も、フォーク使いも本場の人にリアルで褒められたら
「そんなことないですよー」と言いつつも、
まんざらでもない顔をすると思う。

いったん大陸に渡ってまた戻ってくるのか
なんなんだw

その日本人は自分の英語が点数だけで実戦で役立たないことを認めてるまともな人じゃん
むしろ「日本人は身の程知らず」なんて馬鹿にする英語教師が頭おかしい
gaijinpodみたいな場所にいる外国人はまさにそんな感じだけど、こいつらこそ山手線ハロウィーンパーティみたいなことやって日本人に迷惑かける身の程知らずだ

>it feels like i have more food if my fork is smaller
I have a similar system with for my penis

Is stroke order really important?

no unless you're using a shitty imepad to look up kanji

No. Japan isn't important either.

rekt

Stroking is important

It helps keep your writing clean and to look up kanji (sometimes).
It's up to you to deide if those things are important to you.

No. Let's invent your own stroke order and impress Japanese citizens.

TOEICで高得点でも実戦的な英語力ではバイリンガル教育受けて育った子供や日本でほぼ最低賃金で働いてるフィリピン人に全く敵わないから心の中では英語コンプレックスが凄い人が結構いると聞いたことがある。だから自分より英語力低い人を見下してプライドを保とうとするんだろうなぁ…。まぁ俺も英語コンプレックス酷いから人のこと言えないが。

映画やミュージカルなんて語学力と関係ねえんだよ。
東京の人間が関西の新喜劇をいきなり見て笑える可能性はないんだよ。
ハロウィンだかなんだか知らんけど、
英語を学ぶんなら山手線祭りも英語では正しいんだろきっと。支持しろよ。クリスマスと同じ。
いやなら他の語学力ゼロ人間と同じで全く理解力ゼロのパンピーってことだよ。
俺はパンピーだから。

Thanks.

>パンピー
>一般人のこと。一般ピープルが転じたものである。1970年代の流行語で、現在はあまり使われない。
>70年代の流行語
うわぁ…オッサンこんなとこで何してんの

ANDA
A
DORMIR
PENDEJO

ラップしてるゴミ
「イエー」と言う女
日本人

which of these do you think is more viable and obtainable for you peru

>latino male/ korean female
>latino male/ japanese female
>latino male/ chinese female
>latino male/ thai female
>latino male/ indo female
>latino male/ vietnam female
>latino male/ cambodian female
>latino male/ pinay female

茶髪金髪
ヤーコウがヒーロー
日本人

>You will be alive to witness the greatest mass genocide ever, in whch thaiflag impregnates 1000 jap women

Consider yourselves lucky

BBAネット三昧
俺ハゲホモネタ
日本人

70年代の流行語?
お前が日本語知らなさ過ぎるだけ。
そんな話ねえよ。調べたのか。すげー頭悪い

nice.