How hard is it to get a gf if you're a kissless virgin in your country?

How hard is it to get a gf if you're a kissless virgin in your country?

I bought a pair of binoculars to look into my neighbor's windows in hopes of seeing the naked female body once in person

Stop watching TV man

It's hard everywhere, but I see a lot of really beta guys walking around with their gfs.

Is your face ugly?
Are you fat, skinny fat, or Mr. Skeltal?
How autistic are you?

I don't own a television

I get all my news about the world from Sup Forums

No
None of those 3
very autistic

just kys

Just download tinder and b urself ;)

I don't have a goybook account

>How hard is it to get a gf if you're a kissless virgin in your country?
if you're over 20 y.o. it's almost impissible
also it's not a meme that there are absolutely no virgins among women over 20 here
well, maybe a few, the ugliest ones

Cant you just lie about not being a virgin?

Just get rich and the pussy will line up. Pretty much all women are whores who only care about money anyway.

that's retarded

They might have sex with you but they'll run to fuck chad every time

Not hard, just depends on how interesting / confident you are.

If you are rich, YOU are the chad

women don't want disgusting flabby bodies though

girls can detect it easily since a virgin guy is overly shy, doesn't know when to look directly at her eyes, when to smile, where to put his hand on a girl's body and if that's acceptable at this moment etc. so you'll probably make yourself look like an idiot

What if you fake it and act overly confident?

I'm a kryptovirgin, no girl would expect me to be a virgin because I'm really confident and normalfaggot. I can easily look into her eyes, touch her, make her laugh etc. Of course this is because I've kissed with women and also gotten blowjobs, just never sex. No girl ever suspected me to be a virgin

Bullshit. I was a 7/10 autistic hungry skeleton and I lost my virginity when i was 14.

I don't either. I made one, put up 5 pics, linked it to tinder and boom.

Tinder is like shooting fish in a barrel. No actually it's like carp jumping onto the boat even if you don't want them to.

I've only been on there for about a year and had around a thousand matches before they stopped letting you see the number. 1/4 aren't even active on there and another 1/4 likely won't respond. But I've fucked at least 50 girls off there in the past year, a few definitely were 5/10s hiding behind 7/10 photos but what can you do. Overall I'd give tinder a 9/10 which is remarkable because the app was written by a bunch of retards

You live in Brazil m8, girls will fuck you as a favour

>also gotten blowjobs
i'd say you're not really virgin
it's like a girl who has anal sex and gives bjs left and right but still never had a vaginal sex. not exactly the same but very similar

An you in Sweden kek women fuck anything that moves mate.

The more developed, the more grills liberate their pussies.

You fuck 50 girls off there, the average girl fucks 1-2 guys off there. Do the math and find how many the average guy can fuck from there.

Hint, it's zero

>I bought a pair of binoculars to look into my neighbor's windows in hopes of seeing the naked female body once in person

Pfft, been there, done that.

Hmm I think I may do that actually

I just don't want to make a goybook though, that's the part I'm not down with. Also the app is proprietary

Ye well maybe but I see myself as a virgin. Also this was when I was 18-19 and I'm now 22

kek id like to see you try. Girls here are sluts for sure but only for alpha cock. The fact that we have such a casual sex culture rather than relationships just benefits a few Chads fucking everything. That and the fact we have worse gender demographics than China.

so you wanna become a wizard?

I'm not exactly Chad here. I'm aloof and borderline autistic like most of you. Some of the girls I've fucked off there are legitimately smoking hot despite this.

Living on your own is probably the biggest reason I've had so much success. I'm pretty average looking, pretty average build, make average money, and I'm probably an alcoholic.

Unless you are obese, rain man tier autistic, or a facial burn victim.. If I can do it so can you

No way, I'm moving abroad next year where I expect to get laid. Really I'm just your average guy but Sweden is the hardest place in the world for men. Like 95% of girls my age are just on the cock roller coaster and guys below 7/10 aren't welcome there

>if I can do It so can you

IM THE SCATMAN DADADABABABOO DADADADABABIIBOO

I hated having to make a goybook as well but you're probably getting buttfucked by goygle or apple (couldn't think of anything for that) anyways. That's why I tried tinder so late.

My profile is literally empty. I put my age in there not accurate to the day, 5 pics, and my first name with a fake last name.

Tinder is a very poorly made app but if you want to actually meet girls (no matter your goal) it is your best option by faaar outside of going to bars or clubs

I'm not

I use cyanogenmod and f-droid on my phone. I don't use G-apps

>in hopes of seeing the naked female body once in person
Just come to any beach in Spain man

Not hard at all, just get an arranged marriage

>tfw no Iranian gf

>Not hard at all, just get an arranged marriage

I'm not a mudslime and I don't want a sandnigger

It's way easier when you are gay.
I'd say less than 5 minutes.

But then you have to deal with poopdick and hiv

Well you sit there and weigh being a kv vs offering up a few pictures and your first name to try tinder. I slept with 10 girls from age 15 to age 24. Then I hopped on tinder and the numbers have grown irresponsibly large.

Not saying that should be your goal, I'm just incredibly self destructive. But if you want to actually meet girls regardless of your intent, tinder is very very useful

>What are condoms

You fucked 15 year olds?

Any tips? Did you find any on tinder? If this is the case then you make a strong argument and I may reconsider

>poopdick
>implying you wouldn't be the one getting fucked

Make a grindr account you'll probably get to meet trudeau

But im the alpha

No I mean from my age 15 when I lost my virginity. Basically I had a few long term relationships and a couple one night stands over almost ten years and since I joined tinder I've got pussy on demand basically

There are under age girls on tinder for sure but that's not my thing. Even if I found them attractive, teenage girls are the worst people on the planet

There's nothing more alpha than having a big fat dick in your poopchute

the hottest thing on the planet you mean