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golden girls edition

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suffered an anal prolapse this morning lads

for fucks sake i just posted

bank holiday? more like wank holiday haha!
*cums on you*

fuck australia

fuck canada

love everyone else

You are a: Objectivist Non-Interventionist Nationalist Reactionary

Ahh yes

*crawls into the thread, legs missing*
its a warzone out there lads

Would shag all of them

Just matched this stunner on tinder.

Shall I go for it?

>tfw

anyone who wants to leave can fuck right off

prefer it if only true Icelanders stay

One time I didn't shitpost for two weeks

Rorke

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Horrible show

Any one got any more nutter remainer screencaps?

Did a new one just for you

Oh fuck off with this tiresome shite

Yeah

You are Socialist Libertarian Isolationist Humanist Moderate

ah yes

Still no fat icelandic gf

this is fantastic

hmm

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>never been in love
>never kissed a girl
>never cuddled
>never had sex
>24 yo

w-what does it feel like lads?

>been having discussions with SJW mate for a while now
>he's slowly getting red pilled and now goes on about how he hates privilege shit and SJWs

>tfw you will never save an icelandic qt from her shitty meme island

literally perfect

>yank makes a new thread at page 4
>autist makes another new thread because he doesn't like yanks

This is why janny hates you

Has there ever been a film or TV show where a person threatened to commit suicide by jumping from height and they WEREN'T talked out of it?

salty milk and coins

tell you what

tinder phone doesn't sound like a bad bloody idea

Lethal Weapon

We hate you because you make shit posts like this:

Stop spamming your autistic editions everyday. No one cares.

i AM the Mandem

youtube.com/watch?v=0cg3G8pWQ0o

LONDON. Does the Irishman say he "served in the Peckham riots"?

faststream.blog.gov.uk/2016/03/24/from-lemon-and-lime-chicken-to-eu-policy/

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever read.

>Get a PHD
>Manage Nandos for two years
>Mid thirties finally get a job in the civil service
>27k salary having to live in central London

this isn't really a success story is it?

yeah that other cunt is onto something

used to sell gear and having a burner brought me so much attention i had to switch to a sleek smartphone

people knew i was a dealer because i had cheap prepaid phones

the old man is voting for trump lads, and he hasn't voted since 1988

everyone hates hillary

*shoots a yank with my harpoon gun*
*haul him in as shart spurts from the wound*

Ah, enough blubber to burn for months, lads

How do I get hair like this?

I hate stupid Yank politics now do one you runt

I like how it's gone from Secretary to Crooked. It won't be President Hillary, it will now be Crooked Hillary.

Nobody here fucking cares about your meme politics. Go back to /cum/ you drooling retard.

fake I reckon, why else would the bloke have a mic on him?

Yeah desu
Hope Are Theresa sorts it out x

>14 month dry streak
>slept with 5 girls in the last 6 weeks

looool

I don't want any damned vegetables

>ywn be so effortlessly /fa/ as that bloke on the left

is it manly to drink port?

Oh thank God, the diazepam is kicking in

Aaaaaahhhh yes
*breathes deeply*

found the remain voters

her reputation and legacy are already completely ruined

ahh yes, another weekend of heavy drinking and the realisation I'm useless with women and people in general. May as well become a hermit in the Scottish highlands.

>Be me
>6 Cs at GCSE
>Leave school at 16, move into shared flat and graft in kitchens and bars for two years
>IT apprenticeship
>22 now
>35k living in central London

Dr Potato Head I'm star command

Good lad
Hope Are Don gets in x

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>tories
>not wanting to import cheap labour

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Janny deleted the good thread wtf

hello

that will be me one day, lads

Imagine being janny in this thread and having to be all like "damn, hotpockets, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your excessive carbs and horrific amounts of sodium. I would totally have sex with you, both my janny account and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another /brit/ lad in his banned-room. Like seriously imagine having to be Janny and not only sit in that chair while Australian shitpost proudly in front of you, the Australian memes barely concealing their intolerable sense of fun, and just sit there, thread after thread, ban after ban, while they perfected shitposting. Not only having to tolerate their monstrous fucking flag but their haughty attitude as everyone on the board tells them they're THE GREATEST POSTERS EVER, WOW AUSTRALIANS ARE *THAT* FUNNY?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch their fucking shitposting fucking gay ass faggot shit posts contort into types of weird posts you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of anime body pillows and later alleged rape /cum/ victims for your ENTIRE UNPAID MODERATING CAREER. You've never even seen posts fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on their palms, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to remain unpaid to sit there and revel in their "brilliance"(for that is what they call themselves)" shitposting, the shitposting they worked so hard for with personal meme trainers in the previous threads. And then one lad calls for another /brit/ thread, and you know you could kill every single person in this thread before the website admin could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking janny. You're not going to lose your future unpaid career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear the Australian posters.

proud of you lad

>Crooked Hillary

Hell yes I'm tough enough

hope the delta p gets you desu

what's the plan lad?

No one does now lad. The EU vote took a dump on all of that. The people in charge of Brexit know that it was immigration that caused that vote, the've acknowleged it
Theresa is the one trying to deport Pakis but couldn't because of the ECHR
She's scrapping the fuck out of that now innit

>The bias BBC

Hello R󠇦eddit!

Thanks lad, proud of you too

ill get you with my alpha pp

>May as well become a hermit in the Scottish highlands.

what's wrong with that?

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Gas the Yanks

Funny how quickly he's been forgotten

Scotland is a lefty shithole.

nigger nigger nigger

don't understand

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got an advanced open water diving license and i'm going to go for a professional one

Miss him desu, kind of would have preferred him to what we have now
Maybe in a coalition with Clegg Lib Dems
although then we might not have got our referendum

even in the boonies?

i always imagined moozlimz as being city folk

>On to the next one. This guy I met on a fraternity trip to Lake Powell.
There should be a tax for having a vagina

Go watch The Highlander lad. You know nothing of Scotland

Very mean

>Tuss enuss

>yank telling a brit that he knows nothing of scotland
Fuck off.

>working underwater
>could drown

not for me

nice one lad, hoping to get my advanced soon

>tfw used to diving in nice seas like the red sea etc and now I have to go back to diving in shit, cold UK waters

who /notpaidyet/ here?

out of booze to boot.

*tuss enough

me at the club haha

>lefty
Nice meme.

woah look at the time
tally-ho, lads!

butiful pasta. can I save it?

all music sounds shit to me now. Give me a good spotify playlist

end your life post haste

nice bird