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oops haha x edition

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lmao
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raid_on_the_Medway

not cara

>daytime /brit/
>banter

wrote a poem about the yanks lads

O, come the fatted man of brown pants worn
and thus he burps to me mid-bite, 'why yer so forlorn?'
"well my glutenous fellow, it's seems an awful yarn
but you're as ugly as a mule, smell and sized of a barn!"
and to that he replied with nothing more
then a dripping brown paste, unto the tiled floor
"Ye knave and crook know less not insult me!
My country fought for you and shall again in world war three"
To wince I replied,
But fatter, you are but so wrong
For the dark is your president, and their nose is so long
The jews have your country balled within their boney hands
and yet you eat away these truths, claiming 'pah, fat chance'!
So let me ask ye, Mr Yank of the States
Why has /brit/ becaught your dry and humorless taste?

howling

oops haha

first for edposting

me on the horse

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwjsVD23Z3E

10th for Nastro

youtube.com/watch?v=zEp_I7O4Mn0
the man sings about his bike engine

Can't tell if that is a genuine watchmojo video or a clever use of photoshop

Annie

>I have never cared for those Che Guevara tee-shirts that you occasionally see on cretinous teenagers

hahahhaaha

H A N A N
C A N N O N

You already posted this awful bollocks in the last thread.

where can i buy some decent quality plain tshirts (ones that my erect nipples won't show through)

Bought everyone a pint of the good stuff, cheers

would you let this man in today

Che Guevara was a freedom fighter and as an anti-capitalist anarchist I proudly wear shirts with his face.

fuck off shitaly you cunt

How daring

Important:

When an anglo is arguing with a non-anglo, you must never take the non-anglo's side, even if you agree with him.

If you see someone with an anglo flag taking the side of a non-anglo, you must accuse that poster of being a Muslim masquerading as an anglo.

We anglos must stick up for each other on Sup Forums.

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you can proudly kill yourself as well if you like

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Solicitor

>Good Afternoon,

>Just to advise that when you do receive the Indictment the trial will take place approximately 4 weeks after you receive that. We must stress should you be considering a plea of guilty on the advice that we have previously given please contact us immediately in order that the plea is tendered before you receive the Indictment. Should you have further queries then please do not hesitate to contact us either by email or direct telephone number on

My reply
>Hi,

>Thanks for your advice but I don't believe I've done anything wrong, I don't believe a 1/3 discount on the penalty is significant and even if I didn't believe these things, I have been on bail for over 11 months now, it's too late to minimise the damage this has inflicted on me.

>Hypothetically IF I don't get indicted, then what happens? Do I need to turn up to court as a formality or do is that it, it's over? Do I get to sue anyone uni/procurator fiscal/Police Scotland were stealing a year of my life?

>Also, you're sure they have enough evidence against me and they have had it for months now, why are they waiting so long to indict me? I feel like they're doing it to screw with me, I read somewhere that one of the victims was planning on complaining to the Polish consulate if adequate action was not taken.

oh I live near Medway haha x

Fucking hell lads, first day back from a trip to America and the first thing my family do is ask what I brought them back, now they're all pissy as fuck because I didn't get them anything.

Not how was it? What was it like? How was the trip?

No, what did you get us? Love the family.

post kevs

skipped 8 am class today

can't be doing that again but when you go to bed at 4am and have to get up at 6am it's easy to do

need something to fill my hours not spent in class or studying

Only know chi-lites from this song:
youtube.com/watch?v=hm2YjDENPPU

i didn't believe you but that really is awful

>Important:
>
>When an anglo is arguing with a non-anglo, you must never take the non-anglo's side, even if you agree with him.
>
>If you see someone with an anglo flag taking the side of a non-anglo, you must accuse that poster of being a Muslim masquerading as an anglo.
>
>We anglos must stick up for each other on Sup Forums.

Moneys pretty tight so now my diet will consist of

>corn flakes
>smoked cheese and pork loin sandwich
>frozen microwave meals from aldi (four of them currently)

my snacks are humous + pitta bread, oranges and ive got some tortilla chips and hot salsa dip as well

leftover food consists of 2 chicken kievs, 1/4 tube of salsa pringles, 2 packs of microchips and 1 tinned spaghetti


how am i doing? dont feel like im eating healthily enough for this month - what should i buy to remain healthy that's cheap as fuck?

Bit xenophobic tbqh

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Hear hear

Fuck off muzzie.

never come here again

the gee-eff

i.4cdn.org/gif/1472479255318.webm

don't think they're just gonna drop it. You're fucked m8

no fuck off, if you're wrong you're wrong

runt behaviour
microwave meals are more expensive than buying and preparing a meal yourself

Kill yourself

my bathtub lift up
my walls do a 360

fantastic post completely agreed mate

hop on down to McDonalds for a $5 meal that covers the food pyramid in one brunch.

alri poleaboo

Don't reply to it

You can always tell when it's it because it always uses the same few fedora pics starting with the yellow shirt one

And it always quotes the post

how was it

Holy shit. Never realized wikipedia vandalism was an actual thing.

Just found a page where some buthurt austrian economist went through and marked every second word with either [weasel words], [citation needed], or [further explanation needed].

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>people that want shitty tourist souvenirs

bin them

cringe

these were all literally a quid each though. bargain

am thinking of cooking a chilli on thursday but i feel like i should be buying ingredients that will make tons of meals - but i still think thatd cost twice as much

>built by an Irishman (James Hoban)
>burned down by an Irishman (Robert Ross)

Why are the Irish always involved? They're like the fucking Jews

>>Fuck off muzzie.

What's going to happen when someone knocks on Tim Byrne's door in two days telling him to leave and finds out he has done absolutely nothing to prepare for it?

Should've just given them some spare change

"Look I brought you some American coins how cool!"

thanks! here's a (You) x

cook some rice & beans or chilli you fucking runt.

also eggs.

You JUST know

>We anglos

>sorry mum n pop, the copper at the airport wouldn't let me take the gun souvenirs from the gift shop onto the plane

We understand that you were just pointing out a design flaw. We should have made it less flammable. Thanks to you we have learned from out mistake and also fuck you.

They have only 3 weeks left to indict me

hello everyone, how is you bank holiday monday going so far?

Important:

If you see a flag that does NOT have a union jack on it, then you must never engage that traitor.

We true anglos must stick together.

Fuck off ahmed

Wikipedia is imploding, loads of editors are leaving, they aren't letting new ones join and the ones that are left are forming factions and fighting over petty shit.

the East Indian Trading Company was like 2/3's English as well lmao

Jews is code word for Irish

I'm playing a videogame

*saves post for the CPS' consideration*

what did he actually do to the polish girl btw?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

Makes me pretty sad especially when there aren't any viable alternative.

Made gains on my OHP, pretty happy.

the so called gf

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1471776707620.webm

Warning: do not click at work

Use Metapedia instead

>Fuck off ahmed

probably should be having boiled eggs for brekkie again with brown toast. used to love that shit

definitely chilli time this thursday ok

No, lad. Canada, Ireland, and America are good lads.

mow I'm half irish

It was alright. Not as big a thing as people think. My family are acting up over this far more than anywhere else I'd been, for some stupid reason they think I must have seen loads of amazing stuff to get them but I just didn't bother.

When I told them there was fuck all there they just said "but it's America!" as if that makes it automatically interesting.

Now I've gotta put up with a bad attitude from them for weeks.

Make posts on /r9k/ that caused them fear/alarm after a chain of people made them aware of the posts

Just vindictive little cows

yes yes well done janny, well done janny HOWEVER

she's a qt

what's the charge?

Metapedia has always been superior

Wikipedia has been cucked for a while now

Why didn't you use the picture of that skinnyfat 5'9 guy?

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no idea how it works. Do they usually do it quickly?

If they want American coins they can literally pop down to a foreign exchange and get some any time they want.

Can somebody post some decent music

I'm talking Italo/Disco/Soul/New Wave

Looking for √√√√√√√ibes

@Denmark
@Austria

post that pepe please

wanna save it

Wow ok, he's blatantly just jealous because you're a normie

that's fucking sad lmao

im not sick but im not well ;DD

>decent music
>Italo/Disco/Soul/New Wave

hahaha as if you got banned for posting my pasta

I've never been done for that