oops haha x edition
/brit/
not cara
>daytime /brit/
>banter
wrote a poem about the yanks lads
O, come the fatted man of brown pants worn
and thus he burps to me mid-bite, 'why yer so forlorn?'
"well my glutenous fellow, it's seems an awful yarn
but you're as ugly as a mule, smell and sized of a barn!"
and to that he replied with nothing more
then a dripping brown paste, unto the tiled floor
"Ye knave and crook know less not insult me!
My country fought for you and shall again in world war three"
To wince I replied,
But fatter, you are but so wrong
For the dark is your president, and their nose is so long
The jews have your country balled within their boney hands
and yet you eat away these truths, claiming 'pah, fat chance'!
So let me ask ye, Mr Yank of the States
Why has /brit/ becaught your dry and humorless taste?
howling
oops haha
first for edposting
me on the horse
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwjsVD23Z3E
10th for Nastro
youtube.com
the man sings about his bike engine
Can't tell if that is a genuine watchmojo video or a clever use of photoshop
Annie
>I have never cared for those Che Guevara tee-shirts that you occasionally see on cretinous teenagers
hahahhaaha
H A N A N
C A N N O N
You already posted this awful bollocks in the last thread.
where can i buy some decent quality plain tshirts (ones that my erect nipples won't show through)
Bought everyone a pint of the good stuff, cheers
would you let this man in today
Che Guevara was a freedom fighter and as an anti-capitalist anarchist I proudly wear shirts with his face.
fuck off shitaly you cunt
How daring
Important:
When an anglo is arguing with a non-anglo, you must never take the non-anglo's side, even if you agree with him.
If you see someone with an anglo flag taking the side of a non-anglo, you must accuse that poster of being a Muslim masquerading as an anglo.
We anglos must stick up for each other on Sup Forums.
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you can proudly kill yourself as well if you like
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Solicitor
>Good Afternoon,
>Just to advise that when you do receive the Indictment the trial will take place approximately 4 weeks after you receive that. We must stress should you be considering a plea of guilty on the advice that we have previously given please contact us immediately in order that the plea is tendered before you receive the Indictment. Should you have further queries then please do not hesitate to contact us either by email or direct telephone number on
My reply
>Hi,
>Thanks for your advice but I don't believe I've done anything wrong, I don't believe a 1/3 discount on the penalty is significant and even if I didn't believe these things, I have been on bail for over 11 months now, it's too late to minimise the damage this has inflicted on me.
>Hypothetically IF I don't get indicted, then what happens? Do I need to turn up to court as a formality or do is that it, it's over? Do I get to sue anyone uni/procurator fiscal/Police Scotland were stealing a year of my life?
>Also, you're sure they have enough evidence against me and they have had it for months now, why are they waiting so long to indict me? I feel like they're doing it to screw with me, I read somewhere that one of the victims was planning on complaining to the Polish consulate if adequate action was not taken.
oh I live near Medway haha x
Fucking hell lads, first day back from a trip to America and the first thing my family do is ask what I brought them back, now they're all pissy as fuck because I didn't get them anything.
Not how was it? What was it like? How was the trip?
No, what did you get us? Love the family.
post kevs
skipped 8 am class today
can't be doing that again but when you go to bed at 4am and have to get up at 6am it's easy to do
need something to fill my hours not spent in class or studying
Only know chi-lites from this song:
youtube.com
i didn't believe you but that really is awful
>Important:
>
>When an anglo is arguing with a non-anglo, you must never take the non-anglo's side, even if you agree with him.
>
>If you see someone with an anglo flag taking the side of a non-anglo, you must accuse that poster of being a Muslim masquerading as an anglo.
>
>We anglos must stick up for each other on Sup Forums.
Moneys pretty tight so now my diet will consist of
>corn flakes
>smoked cheese and pork loin sandwich
>frozen microwave meals from aldi (four of them currently)
my snacks are humous + pitta bread, oranges and ive got some tortilla chips and hot salsa dip as well
leftover food consists of 2 chicken kievs, 1/4 tube of salsa pringles, 2 packs of microchips and 1 tinned spaghetti
how am i doing? dont feel like im eating healthily enough for this month - what should i buy to remain healthy that's cheap as fuck?
Bit xenophobic tbqh
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Hear hear
Fuck off muzzie.
never come here again
the gee-eff
don't think they're just gonna drop it. You're fucked m8
no fuck off, if you're wrong you're wrong
runt behaviour
microwave meals are more expensive than buying and preparing a meal yourself
Kill yourself
my bathtub lift up
my walls do a 360
fantastic post completely agreed mate
hop on down to McDonalds for a $5 meal that covers the food pyramid in one brunch.
alri poleaboo
Don't reply to it
You can always tell when it's it because it always uses the same few fedora pics starting with the yellow shirt one
And it always quotes the post
how was it
Holy shit. Never realized wikipedia vandalism was an actual thing.
Just found a page where some buthurt austrian economist went through and marked every second word with either [weasel words], [citation needed], or [further explanation needed].
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>people that want shitty tourist souvenirs
bin them
cringe
these were all literally a quid each though. bargain
am thinking of cooking a chilli on thursday but i feel like i should be buying ingredients that will make tons of meals - but i still think thatd cost twice as much
>built by an Irishman (James Hoban)
>burned down by an Irishman (Robert Ross)
Why are the Irish always involved? They're like the fucking Jews
>>Fuck off muzzie.
What's going to happen when someone knocks on Tim Byrne's door in two days telling him to leave and finds out he has done absolutely nothing to prepare for it?
Should've just given them some spare change
"Look I brought you some American coins how cool!"
thanks! here's a (You) x
cook some rice & beans or chilli you fucking runt.
also eggs.
You JUST know
>We anglos
>sorry mum n pop, the copper at the airport wouldn't let me take the gun souvenirs from the gift shop onto the plane
We understand that you were just pointing out a design flaw. We should have made it less flammable. Thanks to you we have learned from out mistake and also fuck you.
They have only 3 weeks left to indict me
hello everyone, how is you bank holiday monday going so far?
Important:
If you see a flag that does NOT have a union jack on it, then you must never engage that traitor.
We true anglos must stick together.
Fuck off ahmed
Wikipedia is imploding, loads of editors are leaving, they aren't letting new ones join and the ones that are left are forming factions and fighting over petty shit.
the East Indian Trading Company was like 2/3's English as well lmao
Jews is code word for Irish
I'm playing a videogame
*saves post for the CPS' consideration*
what did he actually do to the polish girl btw?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Makes me pretty sad especially when there aren't any viable alternative.
Made gains on my OHP, pretty happy.
Use Metapedia instead
>Fuck off ahmed
probably should be having boiled eggs for brekkie again with brown toast. used to love that shit
definitely chilli time this thursday ok
No, lad. Canada, Ireland, and America are good lads.
mow I'm half irish
It was alright. Not as big a thing as people think. My family are acting up over this far more than anywhere else I'd been, for some stupid reason they think I must have seen loads of amazing stuff to get them but I just didn't bother.
When I told them there was fuck all there they just said "but it's America!" as if that makes it automatically interesting.
Now I've gotta put up with a bad attitude from them for weeks.
Make posts on /r9k/ that caused them fear/alarm after a chain of people made them aware of the posts
Just vindictive little cows
yes yes well done janny, well done janny HOWEVER
she's a qt
what's the charge?
Metapedia has always been superior
Wikipedia has been cucked for a while now
Why didn't you use the picture of that skinnyfat 5'9 guy?
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no idea how it works. Do they usually do it quickly?
If they want American coins they can literally pop down to a foreign exchange and get some any time they want.
Can somebody post some decent music
I'm talking Italo/Disco/Soul/New Wave
Looking for √√√√√√√ibes
@Denmark
@Austria
post that pepe please
wanna save it
Wow ok, he's blatantly just jealous because you're a normie
that's fucking sad lmao
im not sick but im not well ;DD
>decent music
>Italo/Disco/Soul/New Wave
hahaha as if you got banned for posting my pasta
I've never been done for that