Feels bad, man

Feels bad, man.

>you'll never shart in mart
i'm okay with that

>tfw you will never live in Montana
I cry myself to sleep every night.

I don't care at all where to be born, unless in degenerating Europa in 21c desu..

Why would people want to live in the US outside Maine, Vermont, Washington, Wisconsin and Oregon?

SHART

you will never be many things. And "american" is the least of them.

it feels like you dont have any identity if you are american

>Feels bad,
Well, you can always go to the doctor about it. And you won't have to pay a cent.

>Wisconsin
That's okay I guess if you like fat fucks eveywhere and serial killers.

It feels worse because your exposure to American influence has raised romanticism in you, but the bitter truth is that the US are already going downhill and that your life quality will at the very best remain upon migration, and possibly decrease immediately and/or over time.

iktf

fucking sucks

It looks extremely comfy to me desudesu

anyone can become american if they love freedom enough

You can if you move here though. American doesn't mean adherence to race really.

Not being Hispanic helps but even they're American if they bother to learn fucking english.

wtf i love america now

come home white man

It appears your white home is infected with negroes and Mexican pests, sir.

brb moving to america

>can get citizenship through marriage
>american women cream themselves over brits
>???
>profit

>ywn drive thousand mile across your country just for fun
fug

Americans are born all around the world, some just haven't come home yet

Wisconsin is extremely comfy, but yeah, there's a lot of violent people. I lived there for a year.

Well they would fuck him for that reason but marrying is a whole other story.

he has to at least try a little bit