/cum/ - Canada, United States, Mexico

Navy SEAL edition

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heil hitler

balling on you niggas

Canada should be reduced to this. The rest of the land will be a wildlife refuge

Gas all weebs

Fifth for Ohio

St louis anons, tell me about your city

We have NAVY seals tho

Sheeeeeit whitey always be keeping us down

DESU I would love to go all Indiana Jones and creep around historical sites in MeJico.
I have a small size replica of the lid of Pacal the Great's tomb on my wall (it's an authentic Ancient Astronaut Society merchandise) so seeing those sites in real life would be like a childhood dream come true.
I need a cute explorer archaeologist Mexican girl to accompany me tough and show me what's good.

ALL MY NIGGAS ON THIS SIDE

What's this map trying to prove? All of that land was still UK land at the time, just separate. Newfoundland wasn't even part of Canada until 1949.

What would Quebec be like if it were independent?

Wouldn't it be really poor?

...

We should give Rupert's Land back to Hudson's Bay Company.

Thunder Bay should be a city state

>qt passes you this
>Show us your taste user!
What do?

they'd lose a lot of clay to federalist injuns

Blasting out diarrhea right now buds

Does anyone find in the morning after drinking you take a normal poo that "breaks the seal" as it were and you have to take a diarrhea dump like 30 minutes later

First for beatings

play some Meme Grips

My female neighbor starting approaching me when I was finished mowing the grass so I just went inside

That faggy Hollister shirt and his gay hair + beard makes the whole thing more cringy than it should be.
Still gonna need some audio for that, sauce pls.

*sharts happily*

man bun men are not men, man

This is the best thing I've read all day.

why did he do this?

Really, really beta.

I don't like small talk without an appointment. She should have called ahead.

Put on Fedora and queue up some classical

You did good avoiding that succubus, she was trying to sap your life force

Autism speaks

Black people lol

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AAAAAAAAAAAA

She probably just wanted money or a haircut or something. Neither of which I can provide

I understand 100%. Seeing someone else like this from a 3rd party perspective though is pretty great.

Tell her to get bent.

This is why I chose to avoid eye contact. Can never be too sure

HA!

Fat guy is a slob and is fat, I assume. I guess he had enough of his filthy, couch-living lifestyle.

why do I feel better knowing it was a fat fuck rather than a woman?

what makes this bait funny is that there are actually people this autistic that post here

Steak n shake is arguably the best burger place

It's literally cheaper than McDonald's but you get a much higher quality burger.

Plus based milkshakes and a classy diner aesthetic

do you own a house?

So I guess some of you might have seen the footage of that IS video where they put a bullet in some guys heads at close range and there is this perfect round entry hole on the forehead with no other real visible damage other than the eyes protruding.
Who doesn't the head just pop?
Seen this vid on LL rn where they shot a guy in the back of the head in front of a cliff and the skull just disintegrates sending him down the abyss.
The gun with that single bullet looked a lot bigger than the shotgun that made the head explode.

It's super greasy, almost like they spray the buns with oil or something

But I am a sucker for that jalapeno crunch burger

Not as good as Red Robin though

I'm leasing

Red Robin is great but really expensive

And the one time I went I sat there for an hour waiting for my burger

muslims are fucking insufferable
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It's pretty average if you compare it to diners as opposed to heavily processed fast food.

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Good night sweet prince

;_;7

That sucks, the Red Robin I go to isn't that bad. Those rootbeer floats are tits too

/brit/ is pretty nice desu buds

Went to Steak 'n Shake once and my wife's son's hot dog was cold and hard as a rock.

Red Robin is the best restaurant in the casual sit down category desu.

That shit is drier than gin

I'm watching south park, how much can I learn from american culture from it?

Did he eat the apple sauce?

I guess if you're into sad little twinks /brit/ is good

Yes, his dad made him.

>forcing your children to eat food they don't want
Just save the food and wait until they get hungry. How hard is that?

bad post

good post

No

>letting children dictate a situation

Enjoy your unruly brat you little bitch

not really

There's the grinch green shit from that cinnamon toast crunch last night
*flush*

post bp

Just eat it man

Forcing your kid to eat when they are not hungry doesn't mean you are being submissive. It's just making less work for yourself.

I'm 25 and I don't eat when I'm not hungry. Why would I subject a kid to that?

God, stop killing old people, please.

>I will never be american
>I will never be allowed to be a patriot
>I will never have huge area of nature to explore
>I will never freely own weapons and shoot stuff

Do u want him to kill young people instead????

sure, why not?

>I will never be French
>I will never live in a comfy cottage in the French countryside
>I will never raise cows with my qt, shy French wife
>I will never raise kids in a nice, quite French village

Need a quick r8

*quiet
Fuckin hell

Sure you can

Anyone can become American

DuDe

Idk man I've never been a huge connoisseur of glassware. Your bowl seems fine to me

As long as I can smoke with it then it's fine tbqh

>Grav lab
Overpriced meme glass

I hate white people.

how long does it take for paint to dry?
should I watch it to make sure it's done?

I hate that you took our name

This post hurts my feeling
Pls delete

You were close

Kinda hard, and USA is rapidly turning to shit, as France. ;_;

And I mean american since birth, fuck leaving your home country.

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The US is a very big country, you seem to forget. There are so many happenings throughout, yet I am so far away from them

is this mlp shit?

why do your women fuck arabs and niggers?

Vice is one of those things 90s kids of the future will be greentexting about in a couple of years.
>Dude, Vice!
>You didn't even see Teagirl in the North Korean special
>Poseur!
>Haha dude you didn't even listen to Vaporwave till like last year!
>Yeah well thats cus I was too busy Netflix and Chilling with Bae watching Stranger Things!
>xD

uhhh, can no one else see the thread when they enter it?
I only see a textless Romanian flag post

Vice was what hipsters were shitting themselves over 10 years ago when they were just a snarky 'culture' magazine. You're late to the party.

*forces user to finish his meal*

There's starving kids in poor countries like England.

Walking around campus on acid
Comfy as fuck

Good reply. Enjoy the (you).

I bet so much makes sense to you right now.

>be american
>cross the street outside house
>get run over by a train

>be Mexican
>live in Mexico

This is worse than living by a train desu

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dtf dts
wbu
kik?

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