/éire/ agus /an ghaeilge/

Big Catholic Cock edition

First for diversity.

First for Yui.

pack it in greatest ally

mine survived, go raibh maith agat janny

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We will post in this thread to bring ourselves closer to our Northern brethren.

The good Monday agreement had begun. Cooperation both sides of the border.

who cares let the janny deal with it
Its what hes (not) paid for

and we will continue to paint the "london" out of motorway signs to bring ourselves closer to our southern brethren

Hello NI.

>yfw /éire/ unites Ireland

why even take the job if its unpaid?
dia duit user

>an ghaeilge
lmao, nice try.

*Dhuit

Failte romhat.

cyka

because the unpaid custodian is one of the biggest cretins on the internet

also he just warned me for my dubs post
why is he so upset lately?

>dhuit*
Ulster dialect senpai, dont need that h

The duit/dhuit differs around the country,

/brit/ has been doing his tits in more than usual and aussies assumed their final easter form a few nights ago

*tips fedora*

gonna glue in a frozen pizza and watch fear of the walking dead lads

this is a comfy monday

K A T
A
T

So do you use Conas ata tu or Cen chaoi a bhfuil tu? I prefer the latter just because it gives a bit of spice.

I made one of those threads when /brit/ was spamming hehe

Look at those productive members of society.
Hrm must be so proud :3

delete this
delete this aswell, bad manners
ill light a wee candle for yer soul young man

I met Alan Kelly in Dunnes yesterday
As a fan, I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a gobshite and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, how are you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and clapping his hands in front of my face. Confused and insulted, I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chortle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Kelly trying to walk out the doors with like half a dozen 2 litre bottles of water in his arms without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter reluctantly with a massive scowl on his face. It was quite the spectacle

He'd use
Cad a mar atá tú?

It's said like
Goidé mar atá tú?

conas ata tu
or
cad é mhar tá tú

i made maybe 20

reckon I'd heem the lot of them

haha nice for once yank

>everyone of them still has a bed time
really put the wind up me lad

reckon my stick is bigger

did ye ever notice how proddies can only insult us in our own language despite hating the irish language
>paddy
>taig
>fenian
lmao

I'm cruel cyka, yep.

Even if he missed the electrical interference bit

like being insulted if a downy steps on your shoes pal, no real point

well technically paddy is latin
but its funny lol

>prods love israel AND germany now
it boggles the mind

WHERE'S MY PASSPORT, CUNTS?

obviously we are locking down on them since people like you are just going to take it and fuck off somewhere else without contributing shit lad.

B'aoibhinn liom a bheith ag cleachtadh ar mo chuid Gaeilge. 'bhfuil aon daoine anseo a bhfuil Gaeilge labhartha acu?
Chomh maith leis sin, i dtaca leis an t-ábhar Gaeilge, cén sórt comhrá ar mhaith libh/leat?

its been burned
the irish government had adopted a containment policy in relation to saxons
all british passports will hereby be confiscated and destroyed, trapping brits on their godforsaken island

Nice german flag, firends.

Keep it up.

From my experience Irish are far more likable than Br*ts and Anglos in general

That's not what they said on the phone, they said i was Irish too.

GIVE ME MY FUCKING PASSPORT.

REEEEEEEE


Fuck off plastic cunt

Thank you for the compliment.

>he's calling me a plastic cunt while pretending to be irish so he can get an EU passport
>he probably voted leave too

Did i break the law belt removing your currency from circulation?

Literally nothing worse than Americans obsessing about being Irish.

It's so fucking weird.

You're absolutely right, I am using it for the passport, but I'm English and don't pretend that just because my parents are Irish I'm somehow Irish too.

I don't call myself Irish-English, I know what you probably call yourself though.

fuck off we should be giving all white people passports

A few Gaeilgoirí knocking around, a few learning. Used to be the odd Dane and Icelandic person learning Irish/Scottish too.

What's that writing say?

>"...there are many people in this country who are blow-ins. They can either blow out, or blow up!"

Does /éire/ agree?

that money looks like euros with arabic and some guy on them
fucking berbers
im just irish, i moved here a couple years ago
to assume makes an ass of you and me now fuck off, we dont care about your passport

he's Swiss-American to be fair.

>>>>>/brit/

...

>giving leftists entry to Ireland so they can fuck here up too with their bollocks once they're forced to flee their homes because "it will be different here".

Everyone applying for citizenship should have to at least pass Ardleibheal Gaeilge

didn't understand your question
'Bank of Maghrib'
'20 Dirhams'

>to assume makes an ass of you and me

What's it like being gay?


And no I won't fuck off. One of you, one of you.

White people that don't contribute to the country at all and instead leave it?

Superb logic lad.

>mfw i have that gobshite's passport and he's not getting it back

end yourself lad
we come before anyone else
im one of the beginners

Federal Reserve Note
The United States of America

I'm hardly a fucking arab.

I was told it's illegal to take dirhams out of your country.

How does it feel lads, I'm literally English to the core and have no interest in Ireland yet I literally classed as a citizen so am being given a passport?

All those sweet bennies and none of the commitment.

Nice.

Best part is my mum was born in Beflast and has only ever held a brit passport but it doesn't matter kek.

dont lie ive got it right here

Will Ireland stay white forever?

Not at all, the only /mena/ country with such law is Tunisia

What's a Beflast is that a state of complication at birth?

i'm the opposite of you

no, unfortunately. we're basically a very shit version of sweden.

No nation will, but more or less.

>and has only ever held a brit passport
Does she have a problem with her hands?

What's so good about having an Irish passport?

im on to the fuckers

Brexit m8

spray painting this at the weekend desu
all of this, even for nordies moving down south tbqh
hows it feel lad, im literally Irish to the core and have no interest in Britain yet i literally classed as a citzen so am being given a passport

all those sweet bennies and none of the commitment

nice

best part is my ma was born in Free Derry and only ever held an Irish passport but it doesnt matter kek

the brits are leaving the EU so they can travel in schengen

Go to the US/EU without a visa

You're so fucking witty lads haha XD You take everything literally and that's why you don't understand the true meaning behind my post. Hahah XD

Was it relatively easy for you? I heard doing it the other way the British passport office make you go for interviews and shit.

lost

It's absolutely fine with me lad.

It boosts the numbers of Brit passports held which makes it look like there are more commited unionists than there are.

yep. needed a countersignatory and had to send off birth certs, marriage certs and a bunch of other shite. did the interview with some paki lmao

>Go to the US/EU without a visa
EU sure, US only for 3 months as a tourist
sean lemass intentionally made it extremely difficult to emigrate to america
if youre born in the north youre entitled to an irish and english passport

> (You)
> (You)
Looks like you fell for the good ole samefag trick.

>English passport

no such thing

I've sent of all that shite, no invite to interview for me though.

I'll fuck it off if I have to go to London to prove myself.

Bit embarrassing in hindsight thinking of all the plastic yanks who will probably be there with me blasting out that Macklemore song and saying they want to free Ireland and it's capital Scotland.

Makes pictures of money look better imo

fuair Gene Wilder bas lads

Hey lads.

Seriously lad, get rid of that tripfag shite.

Seriously though, why are Americans obsessed with being Irish?

Ireland is great and all, but the yanks literally obsess over it, and wank themselves off evne if they're a tiny bit Irish.


Is it some sort of marketing scheme from Enda and his pals before him to make sure they sell novelty certificates of heritage for money or something?

and yet i vote nationalist :^)

>Is it some sort of marketing scheme from Enda and his pals
We actually have a Minister for State whose job is "Minister for the Diaspora" :^)

Irish Americans give us bennies and bistols, I for one LOVE them.

the overcoming adversity throughout history thing

I want to hear that Lithuanian/Kerry/American accent.

Voocaroo the first paragraph of the proclamation.

americans dont have recent irish ancestry so they dont usually qualify for irish passports. they wont apply for one mostly if they do anyway
they dont and i dont know why you think that
t. lives here and they dont do that

dunno why i found this so hilarious
still chuckling desu
its not natural to inhabit a land you are not a native in, which is also multicultural/multi racial
theyre looking for a home lad

who do you vote for in Northern Ireland if you're right wing, not a unionist and despise socialism/communism?