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is that oliver cromwell

Excellent edition

posting in here

Stop making these fucking threads you autistic freak.

fuck the french

the gf

yeah if you want

100% rasheed

>You will never be an officer in the 18th century Royal Navy

got the old spotify up
listening to the alleged goo goo dolls

any tights lads

>nothing, that's why you shouldn't be putting that shite into your body.

It's only some protein dust to make your stomach feel full instead of eating. What the fuck do you think it is, pesticide? How do you think people lose weight?

Fucking hate women lads, my ex broke up with me 17 months ago and she's already moved onto someone else. Unbelievable.

No fuck off this is the real one

alerted the nonce police

do you miss her or something?

by eating less and moving more?

I have a fucking banging spotify playlist I have to say

what a qt

chicken, rice & broccoli my niqqqqqaaaa

>consorting with females
Runt

>You'll never travel around and fuck voluptuous whores at every port with the lads
Why live

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such obviously made up shite. NO pakis speak welsh

poofter

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not even the welsh speak welsh

Who do you pick /brit/?

got the ol' cranium workin' here

you guys can rejoin when the EU collapses

I would have believed this if it was in the north or west, but fucking newport

proxy

Looking to move out of home and going through the prices of places they seem decent.

I work part-time and take home £1,000 a month. Looking at places the average for a 2 bedroom terraced house is £600.

What I'm wanting to know is how much should I be expecting to spend on top of that? What sort of bills will I have to pay? I don't much about council tax etc.

Doing both of these things too, went from 107kg to 102kg in 5 days

haven't been on the computer for a few days the trackpad feels weird hehe

I'd take your fucking was clean off if I knew you

Runty McRuntington VIII, Mayor of Runtville

Well I miss having a gf desu and she's got fitter so it's slightly painful. However I have worked out that I miss the narrative of having her and what could've been rather than her herself. New lad is a bit of a runt as well which is embarrassing. Literally agree la. They are the devil. Might move on to cock.

>not getting bored of your gf before she gets bored of you

favourite nasheed lads?

you can't spend 60% of your take home on rent

Those days are long over lad

>what is water weight

poo haha

e e edl

For apartments they drop to about £400 though. Just quite like the idea of maintaining a house even if I don't own it.

Can't even fathom owning a house at the moment.

I'm David Norris la

>tfw ex got a new bf
kinda hurts a bit

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probably just an anglo irish pr*desntant

where is this? cheap af hehe

I'll starch your decrepit chin

Got a date week after next lads

wish I was black t b h

I drink 4-5 liters of water every day before and after doing this anyway, most of it was probably shit to be fair

O'Rourkes having a tantrum

why so far away

>bacon and cheese rolls for breakfast
>bacon, cheese and egg rolls for dinner

Massively enjoying this 85p for a pack of bacon asda gimmick

normals...

holy shit I pay 150€ for mine, life must be great in civilized countries

Please kill yourself then.

ahh yes, going to the compulsory 2 hour lecture for all local jobseekers tomorrow

what should I expect???

>4-5 liters
you know you could die if you drank 6 liters right?

Regular middle-class town. It's quite rural.

fucking hell

shame desu

Might try some drugs desu

>4-5 liters of water every day

way too much

It was meant to be last week originally, but first she had an emergency and had to push it back a week
Then I had to push it back to the week after next because double booked and money

Thoughts on tattoos

Are they runt status or do they help get girls?

which ones?

Why would you drink 6 liters of water all at once?

Enjoy your kidney stones

kind of thing is it? when I was on it they made us go over stuff like CVs and cover letters and that

get some mandy

lel

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ask if you can blow your beans up her muff tbqh

lads what would you do if you got diagnosed with cancer next week?

It really makes one ponder

Most girls seem to like them
But girls are basically just runts with cunts

Dunno mate I've never tried any proper ones. Might give the old deep web a browse
What should I do

Don't think the lads who lived back then had the same attitude mate

That was a very mean thing to say

My grandparents got some tattoos when they met in Poland

it's advertised as a "group information session"
no idea what that means specifically though

Whatever I wanted

Sugar Puffs

acid
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>But girls are basically just runts with cunts

Of course you can, depends on living expenses and how good you are with money.

yeah probably same as mine then, it's bollocks, just nod and smile

1,2

blow all my money on a mental trip, visit loads of countries and use my sob story to shag girls

*sniffs beta runt pheromones with my Alpha Male nose*
Hmmm...

Idgaf what catholics think desu.

*runs out of the thread*

uh excuse me, Mr bigot.
some girls have penises

*take a shit in the movie theater chair*

ahaha that'll show the janny

awful gimmick

alpha males do not action post