/brit/

go to bed janny

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That's more like it.

you a stupid hoe

you a you a stupid hoe

>ask a nonwhite guy about music
>"dude Kendrick Lamar is greatest rapper of alltime! Also native tongues though (see, i'm hip). Drake was in my favorite sprite commerical, also taylor swift vs. Beyonce did you catch the vmas? I only listen to music with plagiarized melodies that gets marketed to me in 3-minute singles over Twitter cuz I'm real dumb"

>ask a white guy about music
>"What kind? Popular, traditional, or art? I've recently been fascinated by Haydn's transformation from the heavy Sturm und Drang style of his mid-career works into the lighter composition techniques of his operas. Oh, you want to talk about hip hop? Sorry, I have an IQ above room temperature"

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real g's roll silent like lasange

every black person I know is incredibly snobby about music.

most autistic post of the thread, calling it now

*laughs at you*

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Kyary

Kratae

*eats baked beans from the can*

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Is the caretaker sleeping now?

I'd rather listen to Kim Jong Un singing than the K-pop

youtube.com/watch?v=dpLL-ga0PrI

need a zombie gf

thailad link me one of your /brit/ mixes

he's just hiding in the shadows, waiting until he has an opportunity to strike

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>/brit/ mixes
what do you mean?

like her with the natural colour desu

Fuck this, I'm on blog TV with my fucking hands up, I'm not starting my fucking self. You fucking stupid bitch, this stupid justice, all fucking righteous fucking NIGGER, Alex, is doing this shit. You fucking nigger. I swear to fucking god I'm going to- Yo- Everybody type in the chat "Alex is a stupid nigger." Just type in the chat "Alex is a stupid nigger." Fuck him. Fuck him

PARSLEY SAGE
ROSEMARY AND THYME

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Need one of these on my face

half thai half brit

Sounds like Necrophilia

You posted some youtube video sometime of some mashup of vocaroo's from /brit/

you fuck with audio right?

*chuckles nervously*

Hey Thailad, would 30-40k bhat be an alright wage for Bangkok? nothing fancy but not scraping by either.

also are you ever worried about living there being a foreigner? my parents have been telling me all these doom and gloom stories about working in Asia and how there are no rights.

what do you do for Visas?

youtube.com/watch?v=WLQeltzjuss

you get called the equivalent of "nigger" literally everywhere so yeah

Now I want a Zombie gf,too :( fuck you dude

mong. youre perfectly fine in bangkok

glad I was only there for a few weeks though, i honestly fucking hated bangkok

Farang?
not really the same, and its no worse than Gaijin or Gringo

whats so awful about it?
desu its probably the place with the highest pay and most amenities in the country, but I've considered other countries as well.

don't know, thailad told me he gets called the thai version of nigger, cracker, etc. all the time though

I've done things like that in the past but I've never uploaded anything like it to youtube. They belong to the archives now.
>would 30-40k bhat be an alright wage for Bangkok
yeh
>also are you ever worried about living there being a foreigner?
no
>there are no rights.
I'm not sure what they mean by this.
>what do you do for Visas?
I have a work permit

>I have a work permit

i think he meant worker's rights

like vacation, bathroom breaks, smoking breaks, lunch breaks whatever and general working environment
wish there was a way to filter fedoraposts

If you mean farang, it's not an offensive term. It's almost cute, it means Guava.

what do you think of laravel

why guava? because the inside is white?

That depends on your employer. I've had quite the opposite experience. I've come close to taking the piss in the past
solid php framework

>things are going well with tinder qt
>suddenly stops replying
ah yes the feminine mating ritual

literally the runts of gender

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Really don't understand why it is me that has to try and appeal to a woman that does not earn more than me, less intelligent than me and less attractive than me.

They should have to intitate contact with me.

What a fucking retarded post

>going well
>suddenly stops replying

nope lol

do brits like blue cheese?

im actually attractive and girls do make the first moves for me, youre obviously an ugly cunt

That looks fucking delicious,goddamn

Nobody seems to know, but I figure because the French came here saying 'français' which sounds a bit like their word for guava. So the Thais started calling us all guavas.

you'd think so but it actually was

she even asked me to motorboat her tits

just date men

yes we famously do

but not the shite you yanks eat

oh FUCK you.

your """cheese""" is rank

it's not even real cheese

why did you choose Thailand over other Asian countries?

>Blue on the west coast is the conservative traditionalist populace trying hopelessly to override the massive cuck population to the east in Toronto.

>British Columbia (pic related), Alberta, and Saskatchewan should leave the cuck nation and join a post Brexit Britain.

FUCKING STOP ALREADY

Why lie on Sup Forums you sad pathetic little man?

>no psycho gf

youtube.com/watch?v=Ygoz6dRhgfc

My work is here, there's also a branch in China, but fuck China.

honestly im being a bit harsh. its not that bad if you're going to live in SEA, itd be one of my first choices.

its just so artificial. Its trying to be an advanced first world city so bad but it just feels dirty and fake.

Half the clubs and bars are full of drunken tourist backpackers, while the other half are filled with rich chinese, japanese or thai that like to spend hundreds on shitty drinks and hate white people

Everyone you meet is usually just a transplant passing through so the entire city feels fake. Half the stores and markets are touristy and cheap feeling, plastic like. Especially their massive eerie malls. Food is good but gets really old very quickly, especially when you soon realize every cart or store uses the same recipes for mass production of cheaply made "thai for tourists".

Ladyboys and degeneracy fucking everywhere and although the locals seem very nice,they only just see you as a walking wallet.

Thai people are incredibly ugly too, so get used to see half decayed mouths smiling at you to come check out their suit shops.

It tries to so hard to cater towards westerners and other tourists that its completely void of any natural charm. With this its still filthy, corrupt, and crowded.

Plumbing is also shit, sure you can find a place with a toilet that flushes, but most restaurants and bars you go to you have to spray your bumhole with hose to get clean, that and I doubt there are any health codes at half the places because they are always covered in filth and ants.

Never met a Megan that wasn't unhinged in some way

working in Tech is probably better but do teachers have a shit life there?

Shaved my out of control pubes.

Quite the productive day.

Yeah, if you're buying fake plastic cheese


Our real cheese is top notch

no

you don't get to talk about cheese
every time you bring it up you have to be reminded of how awful your cheese production is

american cheese is a type of cheese, not all cheese from america
cunt

Do Brits really think this show is real?

>Our real cheese is top notch
hahahahahahahahahaha

no

Middle school, I was gettin head on a 10 speed
Jigallo bloodline, pimpin hereditary
Black on 28's it remind me of February
Day you can fuck with me? That would be neveruary
Dead ass rapper shoulda came with a cemetery

No, most I met were happy. If you have a choice you should do a shorter term. The ones I met just quit halfway through and then traveled around asia.

fuck off crumpet

what about other areas? or other countries like Vietnam or Taiwan maybe?
would you think it worth it to try for Japan?

no retard

your food regulation prevents you from even producing proper cheese

projecting? lmfao

do you honestly believe its impossible that girls would give a guy their phone number? get out more man

I was hoping I could work for a year or two and travel on holidays around Asia since its so cheap from Thailand.

SHART
IN
MART

Why do I have such a fetish for black women?

Japan would be the best. Again, I'm being overly harsh and actually had a great time in both Vietnam and Thailand.

I was doing the backpacker thing, so I'll admit I didnt get to see the city the way that someone that lived their full time would.

Shit bait

You went to all the wrong places.
Everyone has their own experience, most don't want to go home, until they do which is usually many years down the line. It's absolutely worth trying for yourself and seeing what you think for yourself.

>proper cheese
what did he mean by this

this 2bh

nothing your saying is true. we also import the same shit you import.

dumbarse desu

thailad would you ever even touch a white girl? or do you only like women of colour

>i have been utterly unsuccessful with the opposite sex my entire life
>therefore, so is everybody else on Sup Forums

im gay and i like big chink dick

I'll likely apply for their JET program anyways, go to Thailand in the meantime, then head there if I'm accepted.

>nothing your saying is true
except it is

and you have strict unpasteurised and raw milk cheese laws

UK BB isn't the same as Amerifat BB

Nah I went all over the city. I'll admit I didnt get to view bangkok as someone that was posting up and living there.

but I spent almost 3 full weeks in bangkok and got to see quite a bit to understand my opinion on it. I'm not telling him he shouldn't live there since I have no idea what he's like.

plan for tomorrow: dont move away from my desk at all

taking a break
cant fucking deal with this fucking cheese idiot

>big chink dick

Educate yourself

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_cheeses

Is Bangkok really this shit? Thailad acts like its paradise