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>ywn study at kings college london

WHEN I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD

>ywn wake up

>tfw I rejected an unconditional from there

This is pretty funny:

youtu.be/Pu8g2WF48SU?t=1128

>tfw ex-poly

I hope so

nah, you're just a boring cunt

saxamphooone
saxamaphoooone

>getting less than straight A's on your a-levels

Why

I wish i could study there but no shekels to be an international student

una vela

asian qt wants me to write an article about gun violence in the US for my college's paper

im not an antigunner desu dunno what to do

fuck off smartfags

What did he mean by this?

got into a better uni

Get in here, lads:

David Cameron hates the mandem

no #stopRacism

Can you explain this

>Qualifications: GCSEs or equivalent in Maths and English, grade A-C.

My high school diploma has grade 12 credits in math and English. Would this count? I also have a meme bachleors in art from uni of Toronto

made her cum twice wahey

gonna do a sobriety lads

Question for the Brits:

Why are you awake at this hour?

Shift worker?
Up early for work/class?
NEET?

Then come break up the right wing circlejerk

Also brit/pol/ is /r9k/ hours in the early morning, it's sad desu :_;

just put down the last maths/english exam you passed with a good grade

if that was before you were 16 then you're done for

Home from uni, sleepless (SSRI fucked with sleeping pattern), crying, lonely.

Fuck knows what I'll do when I finish uni. Off myself probably. How do normies get up for work everyday? Seems insane, I've never had a job.

It's 6AM daft cunt

CAUSE I'M JUST A GIRL WHO CAN'T SAY NO

promised your mum the night of her life

on a fag break right now

I'm a little bit rich and between jobs so I can do whatever I like.

I'll probably get another job once this gets boring.

señor buuuuuuuurns
con el corazon del peerrrrrrro
señor buuuuuuuurns
el diablo con dinero

Alri lads

Gib money

youtube.com/watch?v=cNDdBY5sKAU

going to sleep

Sorry to hear that lad
Hope things get better for you

Sounds like a nice existence

ey
you
whatcha gwaan do
orifice, foreign beggar fám roll true
gimme dat chain dat jacket dem shoe
dat wallet witya money and ya credit card too

hope you never wake up

samesies :*

rude

>tfw never had a mother

big globe is lyi

neighbours woke me and i forgot to take a sedative last night so i got up

just made my self a cup of tea:
*1 tea bag
*3/4 fill the mug with hot water on to the tea
*add a solid spoon of sugar
*squeeze, 3ait 30secs, squeeze, wait 30, squeeze and remove the tea
*add half an inch of milk

if you make tea in any other way you're a certified RUNT

Thanks user

I was raised by both parents and ended up a failure

I want to go for a walk but it'll be awkward being quizzed by my mum

what do brits think about gordon ramsay?

>having lesser qualifications than a PhD.

very little

>not being a nobel prize winner

>I want to go for a walk but it'll be awkward being quizzed by my mum

Know this feel.

why do brits put milk in tea? it totally masks the flavour

your mum won't care just say you want some exercise

if you're old enough to use this site you can leave the house when you want

*rides into /brit/ in a smug racist way*
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adds gumption

>JFs drink Tea WITHOUT Milk

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>why do brits put milk in tea? it totally masks the flavour
howling

I know, I'm just too autistic. She's back in work tomorrow so I'll be able to walk then anyway.

you're only supposed to put milk in breakfast tea ya melon

is it too early to have some biscuits with my morning tea?

yes lad biscuits are for after 10 unless you're a degenerate

It doesn't stop me but it's discouraging sometimes. She worries and that makes me feel I need to know what I'm doing before I leave the house, whilst I'd prefer to just go out and figure that out sometimes.

mate shut up

>I'm getting some exercise, you should try it sometime you fat cunt

had a similar experience (despite starting work at 16)

when I went off to uni everyone stopped caring

just tell her to fuck off and that youre a big boy

take a shank with you just in case

>She worries and that makes me feel I need to know what I'm doing before I leave the house, whilst I'd prefer to just go out and figure that out sometimes.

Same desu. My parents try to drag me out to places often, usually refuse. I like being alone but not lonely if that makes sense. I'm friendless. I'd get a dog or something but I'm probably too useless to care for one.

>take a shank with you just in case

don't do this, got arrested for it when I was 15

>take a shank with you just in case
in case what? he has a difficult box to open?

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hmmm....

My mum thought sending me to uni would fix me and make me a normie

Ended up on anti depressants, totally friendless and more shy than ever.

got to go to a client meeting today lads. fucked up something royally for the client a few days ago, meeing was already booked. basically travelling to birmingham to get bollocked for 3 hours then travel home again. not looking forward to it desu

Bit rude.

Yeah, when I've had a routine she mellows out. Being a NEET right now I feel a bit trapped. Working on it though. Came to an agreement that if I'm not back before five, unless otherwise specified, she can worry.

What sort of places do they try bring you to?

how did you get caught?

rolling a zoot, any of the lads want to throw down?

*throws down*

...

policeman saw me out late (I look really young) and offered to give me a lift home whereupon they discovered the piece

>What sort of places do they try bring you to?

Beaches, restaurants, parks, nature reserves, walking paths, family meetings, all the usual normie things. But I don't feel up to it most times. I did go to a falconry place last week though, that was cool.

can you lose a foot fetish?

asking for a friend

>waaa my mum takes me to parks and i don't like it
fucking children ITT i swear

got a confirmed decently above average willy

yeah? well, your MUM is a child

Johnny Depp was a far better Willy Wonka than Gene Wilder.

fax us a drawing

*yanks*

*get excited*

*he ha hnf hnf hee haw haw snuh snuh snuh*

*shits pants*

I get you. It's not that you necessarily dislike those things, it's that you'd prefer going to them on your own accord. Your life, not borrowing from theirs kinda thing.

I'm 20 and I'm mature for my age, I'm just shit socially and very anxious. Always have been.

*celebrity dies*
hmm yes i need to pretend to be sad about this yes

Let's go on a trip lads

who /nightwalk/ here

bout to head out and it's nearing 2 in the morning

>it's that you'd prefer going to them on your own accord. Your life, not borrowing from theirs kinda thing.
Exactly senpai

Not since I stopped playing Pokemon Go

In the city or countryside? I like the peace and quiet of night but I don't go outside

This girl is kind of cute, what does /brit/ think?

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@90
don't really care and i honestly would prefer if you stopped posting

who is this slag

bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37216881

>About 6,500 migrants have been rescued off Libya, the Italian coastguard says, in one of the biggest operations of its kind to date.

>Some 40 co-ordinated rescue missions took place about 20km (12 miles) off the Libyan town of Sabratha, it added.

>Video footage shows migrants, said to be from Eritrea and Somalia, cheering and some swimming to rescue vessels, while others carried babies aboard.

>On Sunday more than 1,100 migrants were rescued in the same area.

Thank God (pbuh) they're safe and can start the new lives they deserve in Europe

he was a good willy wonka tbf. always liked that film.

>About 6,500 migrants have been rescued off Libya
I wish they had all drowned desu

t. sheltered litte boy

edgy

post some pineal gland awakening materials lads