Why can't NZ's handle banter?

Why can't NZ's handle banter?

You'd think being so close to Australia they would have picked up some things, but they really just can't seem to deal with bants.

Aussies have a joke and all that but kiwis absolutely destroy you when they get started

Australia is our crazy older brother, Canada is our quirky half brother (French mother), New Zealand is their mature little brother. UK is the wise father, and USA is the rebellious teenage sister who fucks random guys.

>Can't handle the banter

You're one to talk, septic.

They're poofter. Naturally weak. We look after them but you can be assured even the most nerdy Sup Forums user would give the average New Zealander a fair floggin.

For some reason they just didn't get the banter gene.

You can get a neurological disease from having sex with sheep that changes your brain chemistry. This also affects your ability to control your emotions.

We aren't mostly Irish like Australians.
White New Zealanders are mostly English or Scottish, with a little Irish.

a joke today from the radio

training was stopped today for 2 hours at the wallabies training ground, after a white powdery substances was found in the grounds. police were called in to investigate, the substance was identified to be the try line and said that plays should resume as the wallabies were unlikely to come into contact with it again

>finn
Do you guys ever stop shitposting?
You're worse than aussies and leafs.

You're not helping.
Rugby jokes aren't funny, the sport is on 24/7 it's become a meme. You would think that's our nation's only identity based on media.
Our medias' """""comedy""""" is lame, you should know that.

>radio

wew, and I thought australia was behind

what do you do in the car then cunt

What a shitty flag

>We cannot handle banter
>Is from US

t. Shart

Do you have Aspergers?
People listen to radio while driving.
They are capable of driving without 100% of all hypothetical distractions taken away.

Utterly abhorrent. I should have smothered you the moment you were born and blame it on cot death.

Nah, USA is the chad who plays eggball and fucks everyone.

I mean, handegg. Sorry.

USA is the embodiment of Stacey, UK was chad back in their glory days.

Fucking Kek

10/10 TOP BANTS

Ignoring the fact that a majority of Australians don't follow rugby, that joke is awful.

See
You're an embarrassment to us kiwis.