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In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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• user got chinked on a PSP, or a pretty good deal on a development kit • Anons new HDMI splitter • Tamachinks arrived too late for user Xmas • user got a tiny drone and a new soldering iron • user is trying to burn down his house cheaply • user lover wants to see his waifu in the dark • user got an contemporary clock • Another missed Xmas delivery for user • user got a nice PMP with built-in recorder • user lightly reviews his new Redmi note 4 • user fell for the meme IEMs • user is happy with his new headphone cable • user reviews some items he got • user didn't left while he still could • user sold himself, and his family, to the botnet for cheap • Everything went better than expected • user got a passport cover • user's waifu arrived

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aliexpress.com/item/free-ticket-to-white-house-with-purchase/32822062765.html
discord.gg/bUJ3VGM
s.aliexpress.com/Ybuqaa6n
ebay.com.au/itm/USB-Charger-Doctor-Voltage-Current-Meter-Battery-Tester-Power-Detector-S/191736192978
ebay.com.au/itm/New-Multipurpose-Pocket-Survival-Tool-Outdoor-Practical-Lifesaving-Saber-Card/252709505153
ebay.com.au/itm/Powerful-650nm-1mW-Laser-Pointers-Green-Red-Purple-Pen-Lazer-Beam-Light-2X-AA/222729890839
ebay.com.au/itm/9-in-1-Opening-Pry-Repair-Screwdrivers-Tools-Kit-For-iPhone-6-5S-Samsung-Note-4/271966175855
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Ordered some shit. Ke LEDs are intended to fag-up my Quickfire Rapid-i, that I also intend to paint. in a Cyan/Magenta colosrscheme.

Is it OK to ask about non-tech related chink stuff?

With what I'm about to ask about, I don't think you'll get any flak for whatever you ask about.


So, getting onto my own question; does anyone have any experience with buying more... adult related purchases from Aliexpress?
I've been thinking about buying myself a doll lately because of personal reasons (I'm a low value male, I'll admit that outright) and I dunno. Reviewers are 95%+ Russian and I've noticed once or twice that a review has been the exact same as what another reviewer mentioned, so I'm not sure what to think.

Anyone had to use the refund options at all?
Anyone ordered something and either not received their item or received something that massively differed from what they were expecting?
Obviously everyone has heard stories; but how true those stories are and/or how often they happen is something you can't really quantify since most people who are happy with an item won't bother to review and say so. So its a bit hard to judge.

Should i buy leather wallet from ali? How can i find decent lifetime shit?

What is the go to Korean monitor brand these days?

Those Catleap monitors got too popular.

I received a new band for my Mi Band 2 today and it's rougher and way harder and less flexible than the standard - can anyone recommend something a bit closer (preferably identical) to the original?

to the anons, from last year, that wanted to know how that mechanic solder paste was, its alright. melts at much lower temps than my homemade version (probably due to the larger speckle size).
but be prepared to get chinked on the quantity promised, i received about 10% less on each syringe/bottle

Regardless of good/bad leather, to make it last long you need to take care of it. So that comes first.

by decent i meant like 5 years without looking like shit.

what is a good electronics diy kit to learn soldering?, I see a bunch of stuff i ali but I'm not sure which to pick because I have zero experience soldering.

There's some guy on Pornhub who reviews sex dolls. Just search "sex doll" and you'll find him. Dunno if he orders from aliexpress, but he gives you a fair idea of what any given product is like.

Any advice for ordering drones or small robots, especially with cameras attached?

soldering is extremely easy on 2.54mm pitch pins (anything breadboard friendly)
just avoid buying a shit iron

By not buying from the Chinese? They are pretty much only good at artificial substances.
If you want good organic materials, you have to stick to the 1st world. Maybe used wallets on ebay. You can generally tell which is genuine and which is pleather by how well they've aged.

Tannic smells are no guarantee, artificial leather scent is used in colognes these days.

Chink iem latest memes

>le my 11.11 shit hasn't arrived yet and we're past the 60 day time frame so i want muh refund face

Any gearbest coupons?

Any good worthwhile Chink earbuds for $1 - $3 that'll last a loooong time? Just want good worthwhile Chink earbuds for my N3DS XL

Where do I buy this shirt? Pic related.

Fonge S500

Still waiting for stuff posted early October.

aliexpress.com/item/free-ticket-to-white-house-with-purchase/32822062765.html

These clock kits are pretty easy and vaguely practical.

iktf

Just take care you're not a muslim kid in texas if you want to assemble that

determine what transmit/receive protocol you will use first. this may be influenced by local availability. chances are you'll use either frsky or dsm2/x
currently video receivers are hugely overpriced. don't fall for the ev100, screen size is too small to be useful. grab some box goggles instead
use a rhcp antenna instead of a linear antenna, it's a constant 3dbi loss compared to cutting in and out from 0-18dbi loss

iem for 20 that have the best soundscape

ask the discord

In #hot-deals.
discord.gg/bUJ3VGM

hi

I have some spare Christmas money. Add/remove/change?

>that coke nail
s.aliexpress.com/Ybuqaa6n

Why buy xiaomi earphones when you can buy KZs.

No worries though, deliver takes ages currently.

My new redmi note 4arrived this morning, and right now, just before bedtime, I got my bootloader unlock permission. Pretty nice.

what is cheapest good dude weed chink vape? Is there any?

Which KZs would you recommend

...

or you could not be a retard and fork over not even more than 5 bucks to get those cables and shit from ebay/amazon and not wait 2 months for it to arrive.

What the fuck?

Can you guys recommend any chinkphones?

oneplus 5t

Chinese doctors like to go thrifting.

>fork over not even more than 5 bucks to get those cables and shit from ebay/amazon
please fact check yourself before posting

a flat fucking micro usb cable is like $6 or $7 on amazon or ebay, look it up you fucking dumbshit.

anyone has experience with the cheap headphone amps on ebay?

>saving $6 by getting a $1 from Ali instead
Most people here buy things from Ali that they don't need urgently and would rather save the money. Of course, you wouldn't understand that being an instant gratification obsessed little twerp.

nah i'd rather get quality cables soon that'll last than pay $1 for a shit chink cable, wait 2 months for it to come, and it dies in 3 uses.

They're one fucking dollar. That's less than a fifth of the price you are suggesting. And I don't need them urgently. Also wait time is usually a month or less in my experience.

k good luck when it shits the bed in a day like every other chink cable

Except the $7 amazon cables are just rebadged chink shit cables with a mark-up slapped on. Lmao at you associating Amazon with quality.

The specs look decent on GSMArena, but the dimensions are kind of on the hefty side. I'd look like I had a book in my pocket.

Fuck man this has got to be bait

lol all the cables i've bought from amazon have lasted me a long time. why would you ever think a $1 cable would have any bit of quality in it? costs the chinks pennies to make it so obviously its gonna be complete garbage you moron.

> $1 cables from china are the same as higher quality made cables from different companies sold from amazon

wew lad someone's a bit retarded tonight!

Is it true that annoying someone on the internet makes one of your pimples vanish? This would explain your motivations perfectly.

to be fair, the cable is not the worst part, even if the cable has low resistance (very short ones) most of the times the connector contact pins on chink cables are shit and totally ruin it

if you'd just like something fun to build you could get one of those tube amp diy kits.
They're dirt cheap and look neat but i have no idea how they sound.

Anyone needs an eye surgery? (free*)

>being that deluded
That guy is spot-on.
Maybe a $600 cable hand-braided by an amazonian virgin is better but everything else is the exact same shit. Any claim stating otherwise is bullshit marketing

>what is buying direct from the manufacturer rather than Amazon after they import it, rebadge it and relist it on their site
I've worked for Amazon and 99% of their goods are chink shit. They get shipment crates from China daily. You're delusional if you think the $7 cables are $7 of sheer quality and not Amazon getting their piece for $1 cables they imported.

Best place to buy a mi band 2?

What do?

I don't get these VR things you put your phone in
do you actually connect it to your PC and play big boy games or can you only play phone stuff

I want a comfortable way to watch porn.

best chink budget DAC+AMP and headphones?
my razer tiamat 7.1 meme headphones are pretty shot after so many years of usage

You can do both

oooh vr porn
I was just thinking about that, and now that you mention it, it does sound like a very comfortable way to watch porn

that's cool, do you have to plug in your phone or can it be wireless?

Not necessarily VRporn, just watching it on a big virtual screen was good enough for me.

Can you actually use those phone VR things to watch VR porn ?

Actually I don't know what VR porn is. Isn't just POV 360° video? Last I heard girls look like giantess and your dick is black and bigger than 5" that'd break the immersion for me.

Yeah that's probably it, I never really tried with a headset, but that's close to what I'd expect from it.

Still worth trying though.

UPDATE: It comes off easy, not like what some people say where it's extremely painful. Single use packets can be messy, since I was only planing to test on the nose.

I will need to try a few different application methods, as I didn't get the result desired where all the blackheads stick out from the blackhead film once you peel it off. May be doing it very wrong,

Did you try using a steam towel on your nose for a few minutes prior to application?

Yes.

I'm a VR porn watcher veteran. And yes, when VR started taking off, studios were figuring stuff out with 3D camera rigs, angles, POV, etc, so one of the most common issues was that the actresses ended up looking like gigantic snu snu amazonians on your headset. But this was years ago.

These days VR porn is very much worth watching. Since 2016, I've rarely fapped to 2D porn. VR is commonly filmed in 180° 60 FPS stereoscopic 3D with 320kbps binaural audio. Fun fact: technical staff heavily outnumbers actors and actresses in VR porn studios.

Some studios worth checking out: VirtualRealPorn (VRP), BadoinkVR, WankzVR, and CzechVR.

>It comes off easy, not like what some people say where it's extremely painful
>no facial hair
the quads save you thou, thanks for being the guinea pig

Thanks for the headsup VR porn user.

Are there torrents for that niche genre of porn? You pay for it? Any TS VRporn?

I'm looking to get a tablet or e-reader for books. If a tablet, it has to have Lineage or some open source ROM available for it. If it's an e-reader, it needs to not choke on image heavy pdfs.

I get my stuff mostly from Mega, but a lot of stuff is making its way to eporner (just search for 'vr' on eporner) at the original resolutions.

There's plenty of threesome VR from major studios. However most VR porn filmed today is vanilla POV, sometimes anal. It's gonna be a while before all the other 2D genres adopt VR.

The Japanese are probably light-years ahead on that end though.

An item I ordered hasn't arrived. Placed a dispute. They said they'll extend the protection 30 more days.
Should I cancel the dispute or am I being chinked here?

zs5 > ate?

thinking of nicehck bro unless some other things are are better for $20

There are no chink readers, ifive mini 4s is great for the price. I don't know about no ROMs you can google that nerd stuff yourself.

Thats how it works, they'll try to extend the protection. I've forgottent to extend it myself and thought I was fucked, the items have always arrived though.

any good vapes? or is it just mouth cancer

I currently have a BM700 plugged into my PC through it's pretty shitty onboard sound card and a TRRS splitter. Phantom power is sorted and such, but it still sounds crap - there's lots of background noise.

Would a chink USB audio interface fix this? Is it worth chinking for this? I know soundcards can be pretty good for the money but this feels like a slightly different kettle of fish.

Your shitty onboard sound card isn't phantom power. How is it "sorted" if the mic isn't getting 48v of power from anything?

Any good smart watches from chink land

Depends, you want to die of cancer or explosion?

Yes

Where can I get CHEAP 16gb usb drives? Thanks.

>full Android 5.1
>400x400 AMOLED display
>5MP shooter
>550mAh battery
>wifi + wcdma cellular
why nobody here has picrelated (or similar android watches)? you kiddies could probably use something for cheating in exams, taking creepshots, etc.

Its not practical to text people on that.

Bluetooth KZ cable and chink fishing hooks came in.
Accidentally ordered the wrong cable, ordered the angled one for ES3 when I've got a pair of ZS3. Fixed it by ordering the right cable and a pair of ES3 so I'll just have both, fuck it

Don't buy kz, get the memt x5, the best chink earphones money can buy rn. Just read the review on audiobudget if you need convincing

dont even remind me of that mud cunt

Is the green Redmi Note 4X always the Hatsune Miku version or can be a non-Miku version too?

Any recommendations for random fun/cool stuff to buy for super cheap?

I'm in 'Straya so obviously these are just examples for ideas, but here's some random ebay gadgets and the like I bought recently, though I'd like some more nifty ideas:

USB Voltage/Current tester - It simply passes through a USB port/cord and lets you figure out how fast something is charging or how much power it's draining from a battery or whatever:

ebay.com.au/itm/USB-Charger-Doctor-Voltage-Current-Meter-Battery-Tester-Power-Detector-S/191736192978

Credit card sized steel multitool - Useful for everything from opening a bottle to measuring something to cutting something and more:

ebay.com.au/itm/New-Multipurpose-Pocket-Survival-Tool-Outdoor-Practical-Lifesaving-Saber-Card/252709505153

'1mW' laser pointer - Saw a video with a laser pointer that looked exactly like this one (they usually come in a pack of 3), turned out to be 75mW. Haven't got this one yet, but again, just ideas anyway:

ebay.com.au/itm/Powerful-650nm-1mW-Laser-Pointers-Green-Red-Purple-Pen-Lazer-Beam-Light-2X-AA/222729890839

Toolkit for opening phones & such (probably a common one, but handy to have for opening anything from a laptop to a TV):

ebay.com.au/itm/9-in-1-Opening-Pry-Repair-Screwdrivers-Tools-Kit-For-iPhone-6-5S-Samsung-Note-4/271966175855

... And that's about it, really. I can also recommend KZ ED2 earphones for

my intl 9260 NGFF arrived today. Pretty good since I ordered it on 28/12. Now I just need to install it and find out if it's what it says it is

PS: Is it just me or is all wear-able stuff super small sized from Chinkland?

Finding a ring that isn't US size 12 or smaller without it costing 5x more is impossible it seems.

WHERE ARE MY CHINK STUFF FUCKING SLOW PIECE OF SHIT OF A MAIL SERVICE.
IT'S BEEN ALMOST TWO MONTHS SINCE 11.11.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE