Confess

Confess

My tits are too big

I want a cute boy in a skirt to suck my cock

cant figure out how to connect to wifi without a gui lmao

I use VS Code

I voted for Hillary.

i use windows

I browse /r/AMD daily.

I had installed some DDR3 dual channel ram in the wrong memory slots for the last 2 years, so it wasn't actually running dual channel and was slow as fuck. Also, had my SSD set to IDE mode during that whole time. Now I just fixed them both, my computer boots up real quick instead of taking 5+ minutes like it used to.

I bought an acer laptop and it broke 5 months after

all my machines run Intlel processors

I have never owned an Intel CPU because I'm too poor to afford them

I never clean out my PC

I stopped caring about file organization years ago

I haven't cleaned my pc in years

I dual boot

my best pc is the one I use for games and I use my shitbox for everyday non-gayming shit

This is dependent on how filthy your living conditions are.

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I tell everyone I can code but I can only do basic Python 2.7 and Google HTML tags

same here

In general my IT skills all come down to Google. I can do advanced stuff as long as I have access to the internet

i browse Sup Forums

Same, been telling myself I'm gonna do it next weekend for the last 2 years

Blood rushed into my penis just reading this.

people think i am good at computer, i am just good at googling for solutions

As a straight guy I feel the same way sometimes

I am a c# developer

i reinstall OS on laptops that are obviously stolen and my name is not tyrone

I have to clean out my pc very soon, my girlfriend keeps bringing her pc over here when it has problems and it is fucking roach ridden, im seeing the fuckers constantly now and im waiting for my PSU to pop

I've been using windows 10 for 3 months

I don't mess around with my configs anymore.

okay thats just fucking gross.

I'm too comfy on windows to try linux, sorry gents

I'd rather suck his

I've been using Ubuntu LTS for the last decade on all my computers/servers.

For workstations with a gui, I just use default old Unity. Don't even change themes at all.

Literally do not give a fuck.

I did a Hackintosh install and I like Mac OS now. I'm still going to dual boot for VR, but it is a fantastic OS. If the Oculus Rift was supported on Mac OS, I would never run Windows ever again.

>implying theres such a thing

>Installed Arch
>don't understand how

I made lots of money with cryptocurrency and many people follow me, huge Twitter following, huge local following, and I don't even understand how Bitcoin works in detail...

clean out software or hardware? I can't tell.

i have a large benis but am extremely introverted so it rarely gets used

magic my man just kept punching in commands till you got to the environment :^)

I care about you all and want you to all do well

There are YouTube videos that teach you how to install Arch. Using that with the wiki to get the latest information is great. The Arch wiki is perfect for knowing about Arch. I don't use it, but they have a nice Wiki.

I want to dress up in a skirt or latex and suck cock

>I use Windows at home and macOS at work
>I use ChromeCast for watching video
>I pay for YouTube
>I pay for Sup Forums

YouTube red and Sup Forums pass?

Yep

I use Windows 10 with a legitimate license.

It is open-sourced.

I voted for Jill Stein. It was an act that I consider purely out of conscience. I don't agree with her position on WiFi.

This is the greatest sin.

I do too.

It is nice, isn't it?

Disgusting. Utterly disgusting. Repent.

Why would you spend money on that waste?
I mean I can understand you would want to use YouTube on your phone while outside of the app but there are so many free alternatives? Is it because of the series on YouTube red?

I thought this was going to be a meme at first and then when it wasn't I was confused. I came to realize that memes are sometimes the cruelest things.

i have peed where i sat because i was too involved in a game to get up and use the bathroom

i haven't showered in like a week

I have a facebook account

i use a TV as my main monitor

Quads confirm
Sup Forums - Gay shit for fags

Daily reminder that Sup Forums is getting worse due to NEET-fags getting depression and falling downward to gay-trap shit.
Fuck you and get your life together

Becoming the GF is the ultimate redpill

The boy in the box was just the beginning

I finally understand why chris chan became a girl

I learned the basics of programming through Java instead of C or C++.

My shitty school used Java for AP Comp Sci and I fell for the STEM meme.

Instead of organizing my files I just dump them in a single folder on my desktop.

Everyday I realize I like computers and programing less and less.

Im sorry

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I spent my entire holiday break installing gentoo on various machines and fucking around with gpu passthrough, not socializing at all.
Why cant i stop looking at the screen, i cant stop, I CANT STOP AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Why do you have a girlfriend that allows roaches to brood in her computer? Does she allow them to brood elsewhere?

I cry myself to sleep

I use Windows 10 on a daily basis

You sound like a cool dude

I want to be a cute boy in a skirt and suck this user's cock

>I haven't cleaned my pc even once in the 10 years I've owned it. Only replaced the components, never cleaned it.
>I have a Facebook I haven't used in years but thinking of be active on it from now on, also I had no social media up until yesterday.
>I made a twitter account yesterday also thinking of installing WhatsApp because everyone at work uses it. My only way of communication up until now has been through email.
>I have never bought a software or a game.
>I haven't jerked off to real people porn in years, I exclusively fap to h manga, doujins and hentai.
>Have started fapping to traps and shotas lately.
>I jerk off in the bathroom stalls at work , daily without fail.
>Tfw no onee san gf

>not wanting to BE the GNU/GF

>I exclusively fap to h manga, doujins and hentai.
Good taste.

I learned Java first instead of C.

i unironcialy use windows over linux because
>muh gaming

Thank you lord for these dubs I am about to receive.

I use cmus because I'm too retarded to figure out mpd. I'm actually so self-pitying that I've legitimately considered suicide over this.

My desktop died last year and I didn't bother to replace it because I'm a normie with a $40 amazon botnet tablet that just works.

i just bought a i7 8700k

forgive my sins

>current year
>owning a device other than a smartphone

I often wish I could go around wearing skirts and garter belts

I hate how I look

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I once tried to download ram on my computer.

>t. poor phoneposter

The only thing worth watching on ytr is probably vsauce, and even then you can 1080p webrips on /r/megalinks

I pretend to be computer smart by using gentoo, but I just google things

ur a fag.

I hate modern technology

My Macbook is bent, but I still shill it’s build quality as great on Sup Forums

I wish my gf was prettier

wat do?

I purchased a 6700K

So does everyone else

I started having ping spikes that would break past 2000, and I looked up and tried everything. Then I decided to go unplug my router and plug it back in. Everything went back to normal, no ping spikes, and I felt like an idiot.

Somewhere between waifus and misogyny.
Is it a long way left to fall?

I’m angry.

My Ibanez iceman ic400 came in the mail today but I couldn’t even touch it because my wife wanted to run errands and everyone is sleeping.

I sold my desktop and bought a laptop to remove my desk to make room for the crib for my daughter. God I hate laptops.

wear a skirt and become even prettier than her
this will motivate her inner competitive spirit

I graduated with a 2.5gpa
how am I supposed to find work now?

I should be at work now, but I went to Sup Forums instead

Become a tranny.

I hate windows so goddamn much, I transformed my family in a bunch of macfags. Idc about how shitty mac might be anymore, anything that isn't windows is a legit progress. It's easier to convince normies to go for a mac than to install linux.