*breathes in*

>The wrecked satellite is worth billions of dollars.

*breathes out*

oh shit dude so u be sayin a SPY satellite went MISSING?
oh SHIT HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED!!!

if you had twitter you could just ask elon what happened


this looks like fake news that didnt even ask elon

thats exactly what they want you, or our enimies to think

>our enimies
you assume that the enemies of the US people and the US government are the same. This isn't the case.

>satellite does a misty
>it might be lost guys nothing to see!

Based Musk, destroying botnet satellites and getting paid for it!

Payload mounting and separation is the task of the payload itself. This wasn't SpaceX's fuckup, it was whatever three letter built it

>spy satellite
>"believed to be destroyed"

It's the perfect spy satellite

nice link faggot

The largest enemy of the US people is the US government, and vice versa.

A more contentious relationship has never existed, and most people don't even realize it

Found the lolbertardian

He's right, though.

Far from it, socialized healthcare and strongly progressive taxes are absolutely vital. Not just "it would be nice", I mean this country is literally going to collapse within the next 15-20 years if we don't change.

Humans haven't experienced wealth inequality like this since France, before the revolution.

>implying is not like that since the coldwar ended

>if we don't change.
And by that I mean "if we can't force the government to change". This new tax plan does literally the opposite of what needs to happen to keep this country from crumbling.

>Humans haven't experienced wealth inequality like this since France, before the revolution.

Yet france was becoming more equal before the revolution. Makes ya think doesnt it

Becoming more equal after the highest wealth inequality in modern history. "But I was losing weight" doesn't mean much when you already weigh 400 pounds.

the arguments are all over who gets the gibs. The left wants women and minorities to get them, the right thinks they're being wasted on immigrants and wants white working-class guys to get them. The solution to squabbles over dividing up the gibs isn't more gibs, especially since the US government spends over a trillion a year on them already (what do you think medicare and social security are?) The solution is getting rid of the gibs.

Lol the free market fails again i see.

top pleb

kill the marxist.

All according to plan.

>herp durr guys le marxist
I hate democrats, what I'm telling you is this is not going to work much longer.

Ah who the fuck am I kidding, I'm gonna survive because I'm already fairly well off and you're poor. Good luck dudes

...

Is Munks about to become an evil super villain?

I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.

“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”

“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”

“Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”

The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”

“Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”

“Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”

He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.”

“Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.”

I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside.

“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t.

“Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up.

“Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?”

It didn’t seem like they did.

“Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.”

Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing.

I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it.

“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled.

Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him.

“Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen.

I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!”

He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.

“All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.”

“Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy.

“Because I was afraid.”

“Afraid?”

“Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.”

I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head.

“Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.”

He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.

Getting rid of the gibs would destroy the american economy.
The banking industry, the automotive industry, aerospace, agriculture- you think nignogs get lots of gibs, it's a drop in the fucking ocean compared to the gibs that the subsidised industries get.

Oh, so that's rocket that I saw spiraling out of control that one night

>I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.
Hahaha holy shit, that got me

The rocket made it. It was the Lockheed satellite that supposedly didn't deploy.

Thank you for taking the time to write this. It made me laugh.