Phone trends of 2018

>bigger size
>irremovable battery
>slippery back
>screen burn ins
>rear fingerprint scanner
>thin bezels
>no headphone jack

It's disgusting the way the industry is going. Who's to blame for this?

Samzung.

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>>bigger size - galaxy note
>>irremovable battery - iphone
>>slippery back - iphone
>>screen burn ins - samsung
>>rear fingerprint scanner - lg
>>thin bezels - samsung
>>no headphone jack - iphone
>It's disgusting the way the industry is going. Who's to blame for this?

No. This hell hole was dug entirely by cucksung trying to push big words to the unwashed masses. "Cloud integrated amoled 5G-facebook-machines". Fuck me do I hate the market forces sometimes.

YOU

At least the iPhone 8 doesn't have thin bezels, screen burn ins, and has a front fingerprint scanner. And depending which you get it won't have a bigger size.

People who buy those devices with those features, as long as there flagship phones sell with all the bullshit trends they will keep putting them on the phones

people who buy it are to blame.

conspicuous consumption

Rape-digulent cybernetic mumbo units are to blame. They could have concharveled the smagegglys but the griggles snicks are tthe glorblient but im a fag with a vagino that cant stop shoving gay retared cybernetic jewish infants upside downside my butthole.

>>slippery back

I can live with all the rest but this is the most retarded shit ever.

My Note 8 isn't even usable without a case.

>irremovable battery
>irremovable

nice meme

>bigger size
Nothing wrong with that.
>irremovable battery
Still easy enough to replace. And swapping batteries is inferior to power banks in every imaginable way.
>slippery back
Yeah, no excuse here.
>screen burn ins
The tradeoff of having vastly more power-efficient OLED.
>rear fingerprint scanner
Soon to be dead, due to under-glass FP. I wonder why didn't they used side FP instead, like Sony and Razer.
>thin bezels
Literally nothing wrong with that. Curved bezels are the real cancer here. And rounded corners. Not even talking about the notch.
>no headphone jack
No excuse to not have one. Literally. It doesn't affect neither thinness nor water resistance, and you still can use BT headphones if you want.

who the fuck cares about an irremovable battery, im not gonna carry around a spare fucking battery like 2006 with shitty digital cameras. also rear fingerprint sensors are peak

>angry man child

>>bigger size
t.manlet
>>irremovable battery
Bigger battery and good build > removable
>>slippery back
don't have butter fingers. see point 1 as well.
>>screen burn ins
Only LG OLEDs have real burn in issues. Samsung panels need a lot of abuse to burn.
>>rear fingerprint scanner
Yes, the correct position
>>thin bezels
Can babby not hold a phone without a ham fist?
>>no headphone jack
Yeah, I'd rather have a jack but I don't really mind but having one either.
>It's disgusting the way the industry is going. Who's to blame for this?
Angry 5ft11 manlets

I don't even know of any recent phones that don't have slippery backs. Why has everyone moved away from soft touch plastic?

>I don't even know of any recent phones that don't have slippery backs.
OnePlus 5T Sandstone White.

>swapping batteries is inferior to power banks
?

>thin bezels
how the fuck is this a bad thing?

>have to reboot phone
>have to remove back panel
>more expensive per mAh
>less capacity
>easier to damage accidentally
>only charges your phone, nothing else
>needs a separate charger

Meh who cares
I got a pic related a few weeks ago and while it's not perfect I really like it

Why would you buy an obsolete phone?

it's so slippery i had to buy a case
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Literally half of these are good things

Apple. Normies. Greed. Society.